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Quote from CG62 »Take a dump out the doorway, then try to strike up a conversation with the Giant Diglett.
Quote from wreck »Variety is the spice of life, especially when it applies to death.
Quote from "MrHedge64" »A good raider uses diamond tools. A good thief uses none at all.
Quote from MrHedge64 »Use your now-remebered eyebrow teleportation to go to the nearest club and get laid.
Quote from Mod.X »Quote from CG62 »Violate the No Touching rule. +42
Quote from CG62 »Violate the No Touching rule.
Quote from chazbothegr8 »Teleport back to the diglet!
Quote from Dysgalt »Show diglet boobies.
try to stop it from evolving into that
You take a dump.
After taking a dump, you attempt to start a conversation with the giant Diglett.
You made the Diglett feel uneasy!
-Stephen Fry
Use your now-remebered eyebrow teleportation to go to the nearest club and get laid.
Using your suddenly-acquired magic eyebrows, you attempt to teleport.
You are now in a stripclub, enjoying the view.
Then, use your eyebrows to teleport to another, more interesting location.
You violate the no-touching rule. And how.
At your house/some motel
And by romantic dinner, I mean tie yourself up and cry on her shoulder.
You fire up your magic eyebrows so you can teleport back to Diglett.
You wake up on top of a tall building. You are EILEEN FENNIN, and a giant Diglett is staring at your boobies.
Then...