Take any fairy tale that isn't copyrighted and change it to somthing hilarious
I'll start, Jack and jill went up the hill to get a pail of water, jill felll down the welll and screamed "JACK GET ME OUT OF HERE"
Once upon a time there lived a time there lived a couple wh were unable to have a child. After thinking for monthes they decided to consider Baking . So the woman began to gather the ingredients for her child.
She shoved bacon, eggs, salt, tacos, blinds, doors, and lamps into the oven.
There once was a girl who was birthed with an extra finger. when she was 11 she was sick of the humiliation and decided to cut her extra finger off. she grabbed one of her father's saws and said "well, this is it.". she placed the saw on- which finger was it? the girl thought to herself. she looked at her other hand and saw that she had no extra pinky. She looked at her other hand and placed the saw on her extra pinky and started... she was in excruciating pain from the beginning and thought to herself "it will be alright, i will be normal." about a month later she was obviously done and over with the most painful part and she had gone to the hospital and she is alright now. a day later she had intense pains in her skin near her cut. the skin was black. she had to lay down. she felt very sick and threw up on herself. they called the hospital and they said she had a rare flesh eating virus called Necrotizing fasciitis. she died a week later
i made this all up as i went along, she had a very sucky life