Ah yes, but Cliff, you still need to get that order of cyborg T-rexes with monocles, wine glasses, and top-hats in triplicate, sent to our HQ in South Korea, verified, checked, scanned, checked over, sent over to our CEO's, spat on, cleaned, sent over to America for testing and results, verified, checked, scanned for viruses, summarized, re-written, have the monocles and wine glasses manufactured, have the work order sent to the glass industries, with extra importance on the quality of the glass, have T-rexes cloned from primordial oozes and whatnot, have them trained to follow you, have the training and cloning orders sent to our HQ in South Korea, scanned, verified, checked, spat on, checked over, re-written, verified, and checked, have the top-hats manufactured and fitted directly for each cyborg T-rex, in triplicate, send the excess T-rex failed cloning attempts, top hats, and glass objects to Haiti to improve our image, have the shipping orders sent to our HQ in South Korea, verified, checked, scanned, checked over, sent over to our CEO's, shat on, cleaned, send the bundle of orders over to our post in Peru for final verifications, **** on them one last time, and then finally issue them by sundown.
Failure to finish by sundown will result in an immediate exclusion and excommunication from our religion.
The evil capturer was out for the hero's ex-wives skin, literally. He snuk in the lady's room and stole her with his stealification ray. she was then brought to the morge when a near by gaurd called the hero. this is what happened next.
Hero: (walks in room) e-gad! my ex-wive is on a operation bed! what will i do?
Capture: (turns his chair towards hero) well, well, well... it turns out you like the ***** after all. So tell me-
Hero: Keep my mother out of this! You know damn well that my ex-wive is a mormon! She has door to door preaching to go about!
Capture:hmm, well i can't let her go, for i am a villain. i am gonna cut her open wether shes mormon or a *****.
*****/mormon:MFHH HFF MF F HFSHHLL
To be continued...
But I switched it with cinnamon and ate it. Then gave the next person to post here one with poison. Oh wait, I think I ate the on with poison, but I also put poison in the other one because I can resist all poisons.
But I sent an army of hobos to take the pie out of the trash, Then eat, then furiosly **** upon the pies the both of you have eaten, while it's still inside your stomach. They than proceed to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.