Ugh. Disgusting, and you haven't got time to lose.
Download the AAL mod, and order a Slayer. Go insane with your deadly STDs.
There are no TradeStar droppods on the area for those units.
Type in `for actor in MovableMan.Actors do if actor.Team == 1 then actor:GibThis() end end
Hm? You haven't got an item in your inventory that has access to the game console. Also, please keep the 4th wall intact :tongue.gif:
hire a ninja to use his skills and go thru the wall, pull teh switch and go thru. a explosion would be too loud and attract more scouts.
Nothing can go through walls...
Blow up the door using a grenade!
You'll blow up the door using a grenade! Seems reasonable.
Retreat to a safe distance and demolish the door with your Ronin rocket launcher.
Also, since the Coalition assault rifle is more accurate than the AK-47, I'd drop the AK you just picked up as ballast. Weight is more important than you might think in CC.
Hmm.. wait.
You have a bazooka with BottomlessMagazines (R) technology, so why waste your precious grenade?
Also, that enemy's gun isn't worth keeping and will only slow you down. You put it in the corpse's backpack.
You step back a little and fire once. (sry no boom guise)
You think you underestimated the safe distance...
You get blown back, losing your left arm.
Apparently the doors are much stronger than you thought.
Kills: 1 HP: 67/100 (bleeding) Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 1/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
Call in a droppod containing a dummy armed with explosives and let it walk to the door. Once its there, blow it up using the soldier's bazooka.
You think of a way to blow the door up.
You order a dummy full of explosives and put it in front of the door.
You fire with the bazooka.
You see something behind the flames.
Heh. You accidentally killed an emeny soldier. And she dropped a pumpgun.
The flames slowly go out.
Your bazooka starts reloading automatically.
Put pressure on the stump that was your left arm to slow/stop the bleeding, and return to base for medical attention
Hmm... you don't think there are any medics in your base. You could order one, but you're just a low-ranking soldier, so it will probably be denied.
Your bleeding seems to start stopping. Uh.
Kills: 2 HP: 56/100 (bleeding) Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), reloading, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
(Not all posts will be used, since there can be mostly only 1 action at a time. Just FYI.)
Order another dummy, armed with explosives, and use it to scout the inner base. In case it gets detected, it should self-destruct.
You decide to do this.
Again.
You are an explosive-filled dummy.
You go inside.
You pick up the pumpgun.
You can see at least 3 soldiers sitting around. Nobody notices your presence.
<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
order a ninja and get him to place c4 charges everywhere! then get out and detonate
A ninja killed your father! You'd never let them help you. Grrr.
Try to talk them into an alliance
You would try, but you have no speakers.
Ah, well. You try anyways.
You use your jetpack to go over that little tower.
The enemies open fire immediately.
The bombs explode, and clusters hit most of them.
Idiots.
One falls into the fire and burns to death.
Lucky.
You're a light soldier. You've just heard a boom.
Your bazooka has finished reloading.
Kills: 5 HP: 56/100 Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
sneak in and use the time the last soldier is confused and shoot him with the rocket
You will use your elite stealth skills to hit the enemy from behind.
(still no nazi Sturmtruppen in stock?)
The nazis are long dead by now... some millennia ago the last clone of Hitler was murdered.
You go in. The enemy soldier doesn't notice.
You use your jetpack to get a perfect hit, but she notices and starts firing, missing you 3 times.
HEADSHOT!
Unfortunately, you're not exceptionally fond of shockwaves. Neither your bazooka.
Ouch, your leg hurts somewhat.
Kills: 6 HP: 43/100 (bleeding) Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), 1/2, slight damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
Dang you, you're making me want to play CC again. Curse that horrid 6:00 time limit. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHARGE ME $30 ($20) FOR A GAME STILL IN DEVELOPMENT THAT ISN'T MADE BY NOTCH!! I will secretly admit that several versions ago this became the first (and only) game I *ahem* downloaded for free *ahem*, it being due to an insane price. I've since removed it, though, due to being fed up with the lack of updates except for once every couple months.
Well...
Did you miss B23? :tongue.gif:
Try starting modding - it's addictive.
Also, I also got a *ahem*prepaid*ahem* version *wink*, 6 mins isn't enough to even get started. I'll remove it after this, though, piracy is bad and makes you feel so if you're not doing it too much. Else, you can't stop.
*thinks of the effects of common drugs*
I'm waiting for CC updates, too :biggrin.gif:
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
It was the build right before iffy lua support was first added. I did some modding, but there needs to be some sort of previewer. It got really old really fast trying to position everything just right in the textual files, especially since a handful of things swapped coordinates in different ways on the x,y grid. Wait -- it costs $20, still way too high IMO though. Just didn't recall the price correctly, I suppose.
Yeah, I hate games piracy, but I can understand why *some* (a minority, not suprisingly) people do it. I just don't have that much money to throw out the window on CC and I wouldn't have played and purchased MineCraft if there wasn't such a great free version and cool developer. I might buy CC in a year or two, when it's finished, but $20 is what they should be charging for the full version, not early builds. I don't appreciate the lack of attention the developers seem to show to the community, nor the speed at whiich they develop (they're much slower than Notch, and he's a 1-man team). I go out of my way to give good developers like Notch my cash, they've worked hard for it. I'm not so much paying for the game as I am giving to them. It's just I didn't, and still don't, have that respect for the makers of CC.. I like their product, but I don't like the people.
Anyhow..
Purchase another, healthy soldier in a dropbox, with a sniper rifle.
Purchase another, healthy soldier in a dropbox, with a sniper rifle.
You purchase another soldier.
Shiny.
Kills: 6
Which soldier shall do what?
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
Yea, this idea is better than mine. I second this.
Quality of output = Skill * Effort
Ugh. Disgusting, and you haven't got time to lose.
There are no TradeStar droppods on the area for those units.
Hm? You haven't got an item in your inventory that has access to the game console. Also, please keep the 4th wall intact :tongue.gif:
Nothing can go through walls...
You'll blow up the door using a grenade! Seems reasonable.
Hmm.. wait.
You have a bazooka with BottomlessMagazines (R) technology, so why waste your precious grenade?
Also, that enemy's gun isn't worth keeping and will only slow you down. You put it in the corpse's backpack.
You step back a little and fire once.
(sry no boom guise)
You think you underestimated the safe distance...
You get blown back, losing your left arm.
Apparently the doors are much stronger than you thought.
Kills: 1
HP: 67/100 (bleeding)
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 1/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
It's scattered all over the ground.
And... ugh.
You think of a way to blow the door up.
You order a dummy full of explosives and put it in front of the door.
You fire with the bazooka.
You see something behind the flames.
Heh. You accidentally killed an emeny soldier. And she dropped a pumpgun.
The flames slowly go out.
Your bazooka starts reloading automatically.
Hmm... you don't think there are any medics in your base. You could order one, but you're just a low-ranking soldier, so it will probably be denied.
Your bleeding seems to start stopping. Uh.
Kills: 2
HP: 56/100 (bleeding)
Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), reloading, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
You decide to do this.
Again.
You are an explosive-filled dummy.
You go inside.
You pick up the pumpgun.
You can see at least 3 soldiers sitting around. Nobody notices your presence.
There are more, quite possibly.
Kills: 2
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
Pumpgun (equipped), 4/4, damaged
Lots of bombs
Jetpack
EDIT: "punpgun". Heh.
Do what?
A ninja killed your father! You'd never let them help you. Grrr.
You would try, but you have no speakers.
Ah, well. You try anyways.
You use your jetpack to go over that little tower.
The enemies open fire immediately.
The bombs explode, and clusters hit most of them.
Idiots.
One falls into the fire and burns to death.
Lucky.
You're a light soldier. You've just heard a boom.
Your bazooka has finished reloading.
Kills: 5
HP: 56/100
Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
You will use your elite stealth skills to hit the enemy from behind.
The nazis are long dead by now... some millennia ago the last clone of Hitler was murdered.
You go in. The enemy soldier doesn't notice.
You use your jetpack to get a perfect hit, but she notices and starts firing, missing you 3 times.
HEADSHOT!
Unfortunately, you're not exceptionally fond of shockwaves. Neither your bazooka.
Ouch, your leg hurts somewhat.
Kills: 6
HP: 43/100 (bleeding)
Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), 1/2, slight damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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Well...
Did you miss B23? :tongue.gif:
Try starting modding - it's addictive.
Also, I also got a *ahem*prepaid*ahem* version *wink*, 6 mins isn't enough to even get started. I'll remove it after this, though, piracy is bad and makes you feel so if you're not doing it too much. Else, you can't stop.
*thinks of the effects of common drugs*
I'm waiting for CC updates, too :biggrin.gif:
Yeah, I hate games piracy, but I can understand why *some* (a minority, not suprisingly) people do it. I just don't have that much money to throw out the window on CC and I wouldn't have played and purchased MineCraft if there wasn't such a great free version and cool developer. I might buy CC in a year or two, when it's finished, but $20 is what they should be charging for the full version, not early builds. I don't appreciate the lack of attention the developers seem to show to the community, nor the speed at whiich they develop (they're much slower than Notch, and he's a 1-man team). I go out of my way to give good developers like Notch my cash, they've worked hard for it. I'm not so much paying for the game as I am giving to them. It's just I didn't, and still don't, have that respect for the makers of CC.. I like their product, but I don't like the people.
Anyhow..
Purchase another, healthy soldier in a dropbox, with a sniper rifle.
You purchase another soldier.
Shiny.
Kills: 6
Which soldier shall do what?