Once, an ambulance crashed with a patient in it.
It was on the 24-hour news channel, which has experienced technical difficulties and shut down for a few hours.
Jesus christ you guys don't know what irony is. A perfect example is in the first post. Another one is "I hate when people stop doing one task to work on something else, and come back to the first one later. But when I do it on a computer I call it multitasking." .
I say with an air of confidence that my earlier post embodies irony well enough. While a bribe doesn't always entail money, it would still be something of value. Therefore, bribing someone would cancel out the benefit of that person helping for free.
Irony.
EDIT: And I don't really understand your situation. It sounds more hypocritical than ironic; you're just saying that you don't like it when people do different things at once, then you note that you do it yourself. This isn't really irony.
The person below continues.
Once, an ambulance crashed with a patient in it.
It was on the 24-hour news channel, which has experienced technical difficulties and shut down for a few hours.
"statement that may mean the opposite of what is written literally"
You should have said Satire, I figure that's more correct.
Yet I'll play along with this ruse.
Well..
I WOULD.
I fear I have failed to grasp the context..
Or I have, and I lack imagination..
Hmph.
But, in a effort to not come off as a total jackass.
Define Irony
"quality or state of an event being both coincidental and contradictory"
#BAUM4EXILE2014
:^)
HELP CAPSLOCK KEY FELL OFF IT SWITCHES ON AND OFF, HELP PLS.
You heard that, green and red.
Irony.
EDIT: And I don't really understand your situation. It sounds more hypocritical than ironic; you're just saying that you don't like it when people do different things at once, then you note that you do it yourself. This isn't really irony.