Try to post the longest post you can without using the letter "E". The post must make complete sense.
I'll start.
Two days ago, I was going to a hat shop. I saw a guy without any hands. I was approaching him, but his son said that if I was to touch him, his mouth would fall off.
Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
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Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
I look upon fifty writing guys submitting two pairs of nifty gorillas to a humongous zoo trying to gain $500.00.
And I am writing this stupid post in Notch's forum (which is not stupid) trying to win at this, but obviously, Blackbird will obviously win with his own win post:
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Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
And I am also quoting Blackbird's win post randomly. I'm typing it right now anyway just to show how bad ass I am. I'm typing this button and that. A. B. C. D. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. Why am I typing all symbols of this... list? You may not know for a billion days, as you slowly... umm... what word should I put this in...
I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
Ahhh don't you think of how fun doing this crap is, I'm saying that that is not fair if you talk about a fact that my sig has this symbol many forms of a taboo, but that taboo which I am talking about is only talking in my sig, so I do not count it by not counting it in, also though a form of typing in my post has many forms of this taboo I do not think much of it. Plus I would also say that by using my winning post is so unfair, think of originality, think of it as your own post, not partially my Blackwind's post or a random drunk guy who thinks of his own as crap, but I do not think that it is important to drunk guys to say a paragraph of words without using this taboo. I want to thank all boys and girls who try to ruin my winning post, sorry, I am truly sorry it is hard to pass my word count to win but if it is any who do I will always try to ruin your posts that win by passing my word count by passing your word count. I am truly sorry that this is all unimportant to you, but to my own thoughts it is an utmost priority to always win this, I want to to say that any official officials who had to park in a scout carpark will try to think of a point in a world it can point down on. I am now going to finish this boring and unimportant talk that I think is so important. I think you will sort of think about this talk and try to pass my word count. Try and pass THAT BIATCH.
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Quote from MichaeljMM79 »
Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
I look upon fifty writing guys submitting two pairs of nifty gorillas to a humongous zoo trying to gain $500.00.
And I am writing this stupid post in Notch's forum (which is not stupid) trying to win at this, but obviously, Blackbird will obviously win with his own win post:
Quote from Blackbird »
Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
And I am also quoting Blackbird's win post randomly. I'm typing it right now anyway just to show how bad ass I am. I'm typing this button and that. A. B. C. D. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. Why am I typing all symbols of this... list? You may not know for a billion days, as you slowly... umm... what word should I put this in...
I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
And, now to stop this post with two words:
Umm... what?
"WHy am I typing all of symbols of this list? You may not know for a billion days as you slowly rot away. I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
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Quote from MichaeljMM79 »
Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
I look upon fifty writing guys submitting two pairs of nifty gorillas to a humongous zoo trying to gain $500.00.
And I am writing this stupid post in Notch's forum (which is not stupid) trying to win at this, but obviously, Blackbird will obviously win with his own win post:
Quote from Blackbird »
Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
And I am also quoting Blackbird's win post randomly. I'm typing it right now anyway just to show how bad ass I am. I'm typing this button and that. A. B. C. D. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. Why am I typing all symbols of this... list? You may not know for a billion days, as you slowly... umm... what word should I put this in...
I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
And, now to stop this post with two words:
Umm... what?
"WHy am I typing all of symbols of this list? You may not know for a billion days as you slowly rot away. I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
"2nd" is what i call a fail.
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Hail Stegriff - Hail Zhatt
Did you know that I am SICK and want to stop this frickin' topic. IT IS SO UNIMPORTANT. I don't want to know that ummwat won 2nd with his/post. That Gadsby book is, umm stupid, an author of that book didn't try to say Mr in it as it's long form actually has a symbol that all of us do not want to say in this topic. Wright who was this author I talk about didn't say Bob for it has a symbol of which us talk about too. I'm not going to go long on this post as it is sooooooooo boring, so I'm going to do a task that is not similar. BUMP
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Quote from MichaeljMM79 »
Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
I'll start.
Two days ago, I was going to a hat shop. I saw a guy without any hands. I was approaching him, but his son said that if I was to touch him, his mouth would fall off.
That's the best I feel like doing.
Makoto: I'm a PC, and ragequit was MY idea.
Kaiser_czar: andy, your signature is ****ed up. other than that... its absolutely beautiful
Sadly.
Sort of, this activity is so ummm, unimportant. I'm saying why in a world would you want to do this no point activity. I may blab on but who wants to post about it. This paragraph has no points that would unfold a thing I am not trying to unfold.
I can try, and may win. I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. Thank you. Now could you unfold this taboo symbol of which I am trying to unfold without showing it.
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=640
Win
Hail Stegriff - Hail Zhatt
Ha!
... Dangit
And I am writing this stupid post in Notch's forum (which is not stupid) trying to win at this, but obviously, Blackbird will obviously win with his own win post:
And I am also quoting Blackbird's win post randomly. I'm typing it right now anyway just to show how bad ass I am. I'm typing this button and that. A. B. C. D. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. Why am I typing all symbols of this... list? You may not know for a billion days, as you slowly... umm... what word should I put this in...
I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
And, now to stop this post with two words:
Umm... what?
Ahhh don't you think of how fun doing this crap is, I'm saying that that is not fair if you talk about a fact that my sig has this symbol many forms of a taboo, but that taboo which I am talking about is only talking in my sig, so I do not count it by not counting it in, also though a form of typing in my post has many forms of this taboo I do not think much of it. Plus I would also say that by using my winning post is so unfair, think of originality, think of it as your own post, not partially my Blackwind's post or a random drunk guy who thinks of his own as crap, but I do not think that it is important to drunk guys to say a paragraph of words without using this taboo. I want to thank all boys and girls who try to ruin my winning post, sorry, I am truly sorry it is hard to pass my word count to win but if it is any who do I will always try to ruin your posts that win by passing my word count by passing your word count. I am truly sorry that this is all unimportant to you, but to my own thoughts it is an utmost priority to always win this, I want to to say that any official officials who had to park in a scout carpark will try to think of a point in a world it can point down on. I am now going to finish this boring and unimportant talk that I think is so important. I think you will sort of think about this talk and try to pass my word count. Try and pass THAT BIATCH.
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=640
"WHy am I typing all of symbols of this list? You may not know for a billion days as you slowly rot away. I do not know, but I do know that you might rank this as 2nd. This is okay, but you will obviously rank Blackbird's post as first.
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=640
"2nd" is what i call a fail.
Hail Stegriff - Hail Zhatt
Sigs don't count, so it was good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)
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