To make things easier I tell Arnold that he has to go to a political meeting and just boot Chuck Norris off the hill. I then proceed to destroy the clubhouse and boot you off the hill.
I then ask my subjects to build me a KFC and a big golden statue of the Creeper Skin(don't ask how) that has all magical powers that none of you can defeat, also the big golden statue protects me. I then 'hire' Skeletons, Creepers(lol), Spiders, Zombies and Sheep to defend my village.
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Talent didn't go anywhere, it just gets lost in all the noise. You have to find it.
Bah, fool. Using simple survival enemies cannot stop me. I just wield my trusty block and proceed to beat them all down in the most epic display of survival tactics evar.
Then I fix my hunger at the oh-so-conveniently placed KFC. I pay for it by melting down the oh-so-conveniently placed golden statue of... something indeterminent.
Mr. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Mr. Bruce Lee, Mr. Harrison Ford, Mr. Jackie Chan, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr. Nicolas Cage, and Mr. Al Gore to defend me.
We are the elite.
[No Clintons allowed]
Myself, Mr. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Mr. Bruce Lee, Mr. Harrison Ford, Mr. Jackie Chan, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr. Nicolas Cage, and Mr. Al Gore are all King of the Hill!
*crab-bombards hill*
*challenges Chuck Norris, the only alive semigod now, to a countdown from infinity to zero*
*silently digs dirt under Chuck*
*makes bunker*
*hires old Soviet scientists and engineers*
*clones Chuck Norris*
*the two clones split the universe and fight, dividing by zero and turning themselves into nothingness*
*gets on hill* KoTH!
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
"Chuck Norris can not exist because of the curveness of the tangent to 12,5 in forth."
*Puff* Chuck Norris is gone. Now the clone is a copy of nothing because of the never existing chuck norris.
I hax the server to move the hill 5 km to the left where i stand lmao wins.
You people frighten me. Quit with the Chuck, he's overused and it's like cheating or something.
And "the curveness of the tangent to 12,5 in forth"? What does that mean, anyway?
Here goes nothing...
[thirdperson]
Aexis summons Hitler.
Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.
Thus, neither the Chuck nor his clone believe he exists. They leave the hill, deciding the fake German is no threat to them.
Aexis gives Hitler a few cyanide pills, and then walks to the hill.
He builds a floating island with a turret implacement and spawns an intelligent mob to man it.
He then builds a chair on which to survey the hill.
Hill, King of the.
Please, the next person to post, at least do something reasonable.
Down the path strolls Mr. T with his trusty golden bling and radical mohawk ....
lol, nah.
Aexis Rai, prepare to meet madk. Madk hacks the server so only he's able to get on it, then, of course, kicks the current players and takes his seat on the hill, and begins to read a nice book.
Madk is now King of the Hill!
(By the way, I was the only one who did Chuck Norris.)
Aexis gets back from afking to find he's been kicked from the hill server, and since it's custom, he knows who kicked him.
Instantly, in a flurry of taps and clicks, Aexis sets about to end the evil, AYB-ridden reign of this madk. But his computer freezes. Enraged, he kicks the CPU, then impatiently restarts it. He decides instead to take a break and play some FSG.
He goes to the game's wiki to look at stuff, and finds a page on a downloadable version, called Quick Sand.
To his surprise, its creator is none other than Madk!
He returns triumphantly to the hill server and tells him, "I know of your past!!!"
Taking a moment to realize the implications, madk becomes petrified with shock, goes into convulsions, and hits his power button.
Aexis then sits back in his chair and, not learning from past experiences, goes afk to get a soda.
Aexis_Rain. ... 5. King of the Hill.
[/thirdperson]
You think this is a long post for a forum game? Nothing compared to my others... and those are nothing to Iguana's.
I see that Aexis Rai has left the Hill undefended while fetching a soda, because yes, I do know what people do when they do them, I'm awesome that way, and storm it with a million mobs. Unfortunately, the extreme amount of mobs lag me to hell, and I'm disconnected from the server -- 'twas terrible!
So, I attempt to get back into said KotH server, and as soon as it loads, I turn on render distance to Tiny, so that I can see almost nothing. Running blind, I head for what I believe is the Hill, and find that -- GASP! -- the mobs have formed a mind of their own and taken it over.
I stealthily spawn uber amounts of creepers and such, under my mind control, since I'm that good that way too, I manage to attack the mob army. The battle is valiant, and victory looks imminent -- until the mobs start haxxoring the server somehow. They spawn a new army, twice as big as before, and I can barely hold onto the server, even with a miniscule render distance.
All hope seems lost as the creeper army is pushed back, and I hide somewhere the mobs just can't seem to find, even though they have hacks and a huge army, it seems, and in that hiding place I find Aexis Rai, who has the entire time been AFK, and suddenly wakes up. I inform said person that I would need their help in defeating the army, and said person reluctantly agrees, and helps me spawn new creepers. In no time the mob army is defeated, and I am left with only my few creepers agaisnt Aexis' creepers. I sneak up behind the army and slaughter it with arrows, and then kill Aexis, and then storm the Hill at last, leavign carnage in my wake.
[/My post]
And so ends my taking of the Hill. Hope it wasn't too short. Anywho, have fun killing me.
I sit in my tower, gazing at the spectacle through my binoculars. Fed up with being the only Sniper on the team, I climb down the cleverly concealed ladder and start some TACTICAL ESPIONAGE. I use trees for cover as I use all resources at my disposal to near the hill.
Then, I hide in a tree with a joystick in my hand. Then, I cup my hand over my mouth and shout
"HEEEY!"
Catmando looks in the direction where the voice came from. "Yes?"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL JERK.!"
"Well, I -am- king of the hill!"
Then, one of Catmando's soldiers comes up. "He stops exciting things from happening!"
"SO WHATCHA DOIN?"
"Well, Muffy, Buffy, Biff Jr. and I are just sitting here on this hill."
"OH NO YOU AINT."
Catmando gets a real confused look on his face.
"YOU'RE GONNA PLAY POOOOOLE POSITIONNNN"
Suddenly, the incantation complete, a giant hand reaches down at Catmando and lifts him into the air. The hand drops him into a race car, rendered in an Atari game, and he drives right into the hot dog sign and explodes.
I claim my place as king of the hill.
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I am NOT going to see friend requests, so stop sending them.
I stand, seeing the new king. Not a moment spared, I stalwartly march towards the highly revered hill. I knew this day would come; I always saw it in the back of my head. Years of possibility accumulated to summon this day, this one chance. I knew I would only have one chance, of course. My stride is never broken as I approach the mound. I have brought just one tool, the only tool I could need for this moment; the natural enemy of the cliff racer. This is the almighty spear! My march advances into a sprint as I charge towards the foul beast! Everything seems to happen so slowly... I leap skyward, my weapon glinting in the sunlight. I felt a lifetime of rage funnel into its chest as I felled it with one mighty thrust. It had seemed such an immoral task, but I knew it was the right thing to do. Cliff_Racer lies dead at my feet, his blood on my hands. I never stop to consider my actions.
GLaDOS is still King of the Hill!
Then I hire Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris to defend me. O.o
I then ask my subjects to build me a KFC and a big golden statue of the Creeper Skin(don't ask how) that has all magical powers that none of you can defeat, also the big golden statue protects me. I then 'hire' Skeletons, Creepers(lol), Spiders, Zombies and Sheep to defend my village.
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=640
Then I fix my hunger at the oh-so-conveniently placed KFC. I pay for it by melting down the oh-so-conveniently placed golden statue of... something indeterminent.
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=640
Mr. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Mr. Bruce Lee, Mr. Harrison Ford, Mr. Jackie Chan, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr. Nicolas Cage, and Mr. Al Gore to defend me.
We are the elite.
[No Clintons allowed]
Myself, Mr. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Mr. Bruce Lee, Mr. Harrison Ford, Mr. Jackie Chan, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr. Nicolas Cage, and Mr. Al Gore are all King of the Hill!
*challenges Chuck Norris, the only alive semigod now, to a countdown from infinity to zero*
*silently digs dirt under Chuck*
*makes bunker*
*hires old Soviet scientists and engineers*
*clones Chuck Norris*
*the two clones split the universe and fight, dividing by zero and turning themselves into nothingness*
*gets on hill*
KoTH!
The two Norris set out to utterly destroy you. The clone takes the name of Norris 2.
Chuck Norris and Norris 2 are collectively the Kings of the Hill!
"Chuck Norris can not exist because of the curveness of the tangent to 12,5 in forth."
*Puff* Chuck Norris is gone. Now the clone is a copy of nothing because of the never existing chuck norris.
I hax the server to move the hill 5 km to the left where i stand lmao wins.
And "the curveness of the tangent to 12,5 in forth"? What does that mean, anyway?
Here goes nothing...
[thirdperson]
Aexis summons Hitler.
Thus, neither the Chuck nor his clone believe he exists. They leave the hill, deciding the fake German is no threat to them.
Aexis gives Hitler a few cyanide pills, and then walks to the hill.
He builds a floating island with a turret implacement and spawns an intelligent mob to man it.
He then builds a chair on which to survey the hill.
Hill, King of the.
Please, the next person to post, at least do something reasonable.
lol, nah.
Aexis Rai, prepare to meet madk. Madk hacks the server so only he's able to get on it, then, of course, kicks the current players and takes his seat on the hill, and begins to read a nice book.
Madk is now King of the Hill!
(By the way, I was the only one who did Chuck Norris.)
Anyhow, I have an idea... *evil grin*
[thirdperson]
Aexis gets back from afking to find he's been kicked from the hill server, and since it's custom, he knows who kicked him.
Instantly, in a flurry of taps and clicks, Aexis sets about to end the evil, AYB-ridden reign of this madk. But his computer freezes.
Enraged, he kicks the CPU, then impatiently restarts it. He decides instead to take a break and play some FSG.
He goes to the game's wiki to look at stuff, and finds a page on a downloadable version, called Quick Sand.
To his surprise, its creator is none other than Madk!
He returns triumphantly to the hill server and tells him, "I know of your past!!!"
Taking a moment to realize the implications, madk becomes petrified with shock, goes into convulsions, and hits his power button.
Aexis then sits back in his chair and, not learning from past experiences, goes afk to get a soda.
Aexis_Rai n. ... 5. King of the Hill.
[/thirdperson]
You think this is a long post for a forum game? Nothing compared to my others... and those are nothing to Iguana's.
So, I attempt to get back into said KotH server, and as soon as it loads, I turn on render distance to Tiny, so that I can see almost nothing. Running blind, I head for what I believe is the Hill, and find that -- GASP! -- the mobs have formed a mind of their own and taken it over.
I stealthily spawn uber amounts of creepers and such, under my mind control, since I'm that good that way too, I manage to attack the mob army. The battle is valiant, and victory looks imminent -- until the mobs start haxxoring the server somehow. They spawn a new army, twice as big as before, and I can barely hold onto the server, even with a miniscule render distance.
All hope seems lost as the creeper army is pushed back, and I hide somewhere the mobs just can't seem to find, even though they have hacks and a huge army, it seems, and in that hiding place I find Aexis Rai, who has the entire time been AFK, and suddenly wakes up. I inform said person that I would need their help in defeating the army, and said person reluctantly agrees, and helps me spawn new creepers. In no time the mob army is defeated, and I am left with only my few creepers agaisnt Aexis' creepers. I sneak up behind the army and slaughter it with arrows, and then kill Aexis, and then storm the Hill at last, leavign carnage in my wake.
[/My post]
And so ends my taking of the Hill. Hope it wasn't too short. Anywho, have fun killing me.
You heard that, green and red.
Then, I hide in a tree with a joystick in my hand. Then, I cup my hand over my mouth and shout
"HEEEY!"
Catmando looks in the direction where the voice came from. "Yes?"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL JERK.!"
"Well, I -am- king of the hill!"
Then, one of Catmando's soldiers comes up. "He stops exciting things from happening!"
"SO WHATCHA DOIN?"
"Well, Muffy, Buffy, Biff Jr. and I are just sitting here on this hill."
"OH NO YOU AINT."
Catmando gets a real confused look on his face.
"YOU'RE GONNA PLAY POOOOOLE POSITIONNNN"
Suddenly, the incantation complete, a giant hand reaches down at Catmando and lifts him into the air. The hand drops him into a race car, rendered in an Atari game, and he drives right into the hot dog sign and explodes.
I claim my place as king of the hill.
I am now king of the hill.