What luck, Zuriki was holding a portable infinite-improbability-drive device in her pocket. She activated it at the point in which she was between the physical and non-physical worlds. Creating a quantum state of affairs in which she neither is in the physical world or non-physical world. Rendering her immune to mortality of the physical world, but with the ability to interact with it.
Once more she activates the infinite improbability-drive and forms a chronological-paradox-warp-gate engulfing Mourne's army and Research&Development team. Sending them back in time to before they were born and killing them. Resulting in their births never taking place therefore the secret weapon was never developed, the wars for the hill waged by Mourne never happened.
Sasuke instead had bombed Iron Element, my Ion-Cannon destroyed Sasuke and Iguana was and is still building a hill. Zuriki never was blasted off the space-time continuum the improbability drive was never activated and nothing happened. EVER!
Fortunately, the improbability drive uses a complex paradox solving equation by creating a "split-end" in time. Whereby one way leads to the warp-gate being created the children never being born, and looping over from there and the other (the paradox exit point) whereby Zuriki is returned to the physical world and Mourne is nothing more than a civilian unaware of the war other than what the media has told him.
The warp-gate is closed, Zuriki is pronounced Queen of the Hill. Life goes on.
Unfortunately for you, you forgot an important detail.
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*digs under the hill, plants a bomb,then fills the hole back up. RUNS AWAY*
BOOM
*everyone on hill dies*
*sets up a bomb system on the hill and the surrounding earth, underground, and air*
If Mourne's army never existed, then Sasuke's bombs were never set of, meaning that when you stepped on the hill...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Now with that little problem out of the way...
I walk up to the smoldering summit of the hill and plant my flag of victory, my brand new experimental mech' still sporting that new-car smell.
Unfortunately for you, you forgot an important detail.
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*digs under the hill, plants a bomb,then fills the hole back up. RUNS AWAY*
BOOM
*everyone on hill dies*
*sets up a bomb system on the hill and the surrounding earth, underground, and air*
If Mourne's army never existed, then Sasuke's bombs were never set of, meaning that when you stepped on the hill...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Now with that little problem out of the way...
I walk up to the smoldering summit of the hill and plant my flag of victory, my brand new experimental mech' still sporting that new-car smell.
And you missed my Ion cannon firing down on the hill, ultimately setting off the bomb before I went to the hill. Therefore I am still queen of the hill. Mwhahaha. LOSER!
Very good Zuriki! I congratulate you. I enjoyed reading your subject of...quantum physics ( i dunno D: ). Sounded cool, and made me feel slightly stupid. Now back on topic..
I am walking down a rugged and worn street. After serving years in the army, I retired with an honorable discharge as Colonel. I'm walking home from the store, when I get a call on my phone. I was drafted back in. I went to the base, and they explained the situation. A high power reading (off the charts) was detected from a nearby hill. Spies indicate that some woman is, for some odd reason, holding a hill with technology not of this world. I am then armed to the teeth with troops, fighters, Mechs, vehicles, and more. I am untold of why they are holding me as a drafted soldier. They fill me in, though, on a secret weapon being built (since I was one making, and Zuriki Fked that up, someone else came up with the idea, considering I was 'never' in this war in the first place).
CODENAME: CAMANCHE1
They never explained what the CAMANCHE1 was, they never even told me the location. They gave me a briefing of the mission. My men and I march forward.
Alpha 1 (jet) moves in with an EMP bomb. The bomb is dropped into the near impenetrable fortress of the unknown enemy. The bomb renders all devices (including your very smexy portable infinite-improbability-drive device). We are ready to move up the hill. Troops leading first, tanks and other vehicles behind, then Mechs behind the tanks. We surround the hill, nonstop watch keeping guard from all flanks. Zuriki is given a chance to come out and negotiate her defeat, for her life. We wait for Zuriki to come out and talk, all the while I am in the command tent (will not disclose location) asking me why the hell we just have to take this hill. They never tell me...
SIDENOTE: They notice iggy with a shovel making a hill. They leave iggy be.
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
We blow the sh!t out of grim and Skittlez. While we are contemplating of how much nothingness we turned them into, we continue to await Zuriki to come out and talk.
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
*drops a gargantuan snowball at Mourne and his army from an airship, trapping them and forming another layer on the hill*
*takes advantage of this layer of snow and crafts an igloo*
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- Use your imagination if you run out of ideas
RIDICULOUS; YOU CANNOT MAKE AN IDEA WITHOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION, AND IF YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS, YOUR IMAGINATION WOULD BE UNABLE TO MAKE ANY MORE SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'VE RAN OUT OF THOUGHT!
Alpha 1 returns with a squadron, blowing the igloo (and levinous) into pieces. The airships then extract all troops, vehicles, mechs, and me from the snow, and we continue to wait for Zuriki.
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"If you don't miss the Soviet Union, you have no heart. If you do miss the Soviet Union, you have no brain."
Alpha 1 returns with a squadron, blowing the igloo (and levinous) into pieces. The airships then extract all troops, vehicles, mechs, and me from the snow, and we continue to wait for Zuriki.
... *Snipes Zuriki out and kills 'er*
*leaves mourne waiting till death, takes over the corpse filled hill afterward*
*sets hill for self destruct*
*runs away to the other side of the earth*
*BOOM*
*sets iguana working on a new hill... again...*
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tobi... QUIT BUGGIN' THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Levinous sez
- Use your imagination if you run out of ideas
RIDICULOUS; YOU CANNOT MAKE AN IDEA WITHOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION, AND IF YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS, YOUR IMAGINATION WOULD BE UNABLE TO MAKE ANY MORE SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'VE RAN OUT OF THOUGHT!
I think we all saw that your imagination can be a very powerful weapon indeed. >:biggrin.gif:
*I am a zombie!*
*Cause I was revived!*
*Noms on Iguanas brain*
*Om nom nom*
*Opens a complex to capture that hill*
*Builds a titanium dome to cover the hill*
*Uses unprogress cannon to rebuild and claim hill*
*Helicoptor lowers titanium dome on to hill*
*Builds defenses*
*Current defenses are:
Titanium dome
989786 Mechas
182789385923940 mile high surrounding titanium wall
100 cannons and spikes sticking on the wall, armed
100 tough guys holding guns
30 starships orbiting the planet with weapons armed
1 Stargate
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513
2823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284
7564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282
9254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 pies (thats Pi)*
*Mecha kicks zombie mecha into space where the starships fire on it*
*installs wall underground into the centre of the earth*
*increase mecha number*
*Current defenses are:
Titanium dome
989786 Mechas
182789399899899999998999878999990988788899 mile high surrounding titanium wall
100 cannons and spikes sticking on the wall, armed
100 tough guys holding guns
30 starships orbiting the planet with weapons armed
1 Stargate
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513
2823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284
7564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282
9254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 eaten pies (thats Pi)*
I crash from outer space with my enormous mothership onto the top of the hill, crushing whoever is standing on the hill with the shockwave the crash produces. Boom, baby.
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i fall out of the sky holding a sword and a UZI,go on a rampage destroying have the hill and evry one.
*creates clones of myself to patrol the hill armed with duo-UZIs*
Once more she activates the infinite improbability-drive and forms a chronological-paradox-warp-gate engulfing Mourne's army and Research&Development team. Sending them back in time to before they were born and killing them. Resulting in their births never taking place therefore the secret weapon was never developed, the wars for the hill waged by Mourne never happened.
Sasuke instead had bombed Iron Element, my Ion-Cannon destroyed Sasuke and Iguana was and is still building a hill. Zuriki never was blasted off the space-time continuum the improbability drive was never activated and nothing happened. EVER!
Fortunately, the improbability drive uses a complex paradox solving equation by creating a "split-end" in time. Whereby one way leads to the warp-gate being created the children never being born, and looping over from there and the other (the paradox exit point) whereby Zuriki is returned to the physical world and Mourne is nothing more than a civilian unaware of the war other than what the media has told him.
The warp-gate is closed, Zuriki is pronounced Queen of the Hill. Life goes on.
Got that?
Unfortunately for you, you forgot an important detail.
If Mourne's army never existed, then Sasuke's bombs were never set of, meaning that when you stepped on the hill...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Now with that little problem out of the way...
I walk up to the smoldering summit of the hill and plant my flag of victory, my brand new experimental mech' still sporting that new-car smell.
And you missed my Ion cannon firing down on the hill, ultimately setting off the bomb before I went to the hill. Therefore I am still queen of the hill. Mwhahaha. LOSER!
I see you coming and snipe you. You are dead.
Would you like to play again? No/No
I am walking down a rugged and worn street. After serving years in the army, I retired with an honorable discharge as Colonel. I'm walking home from the store, when I get a call on my phone. I was drafted back in. I went to the base, and they explained the situation. A high power reading (off the charts) was detected from a nearby hill. Spies indicate that some woman is, for some odd reason, holding a hill with technology not of this world. I am then armed to the teeth with troops, fighters, Mechs, vehicles, and more. I am untold of why they are holding me as a drafted soldier. They fill me in, though, on a secret weapon being built (since I was one making, and Zuriki Fked that up, someone else came up with the idea, considering I was 'never' in this war in the first place).
CODENAME: CAMANCHE1
They never explained what the CAMANCHE1 was, they never even told me the location. They gave me a briefing of the mission. My men and I march forward.
Alpha 1 (jet) moves in with an EMP bomb. The bomb is dropped into the near impenetrable fortress of the unknown enemy. The bomb renders all devices (including your very smexy portable infinite-improbability-drive device). We are ready to move up the hill. Troops leading first, tanks and other vehicles behind, then Mechs behind the tanks. We surround the hill, nonstop watch keeping guard from all flanks. Zuriki is given a chance to come out and negotiate her defeat, for her life. We wait for Zuriki to come out and talk, all the while I am in the command tent (will not disclose location) asking me why the hell we just have to take this hill. They never tell me...
SIDENOTE: They notice iggy with a shovel making a hill. They leave iggy be.
*sits on hill*
I win nao
*Tears out Imagination*
*Clubs Skittles with!*
RAAAWR!
*Dies from blood loss*
*sits*
lol
You win eh? Forget My little army?
We blow the sh!t out of grim and Skittlez. While we are contemplating of how much nothingness we turned them into, we continue to await Zuriki to come out and talk.
*takes advantage of this layer of snow and crafts an igloo*
RIDICULOUS; YOU CANNOT MAKE AN IDEA WITHOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION, AND IF YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS, YOUR IMAGINATION WOULD BE UNABLE TO MAKE ANY MORE SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'VE RAN OUT OF THOUGHT!
... *Snipes Zuriki out and kills 'er*
*leaves mourne waiting till death, takes over the corpse filled hill afterward*
*sets hill for self destruct*
*runs away to the other side of the earth*
*BOOM*
*sets iguana working on a new hill... again...*
- Use your imagination if you run out of ideas
RIDICULOUS; YOU CANNOT MAKE AN IDEA WITHOUT USING YOUR IMAGINATION, AND IF YOU RAN OUT OF IDEAS, YOUR IMAGINATION WOULD BE UNABLE TO MAKE ANY MORE SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'VE RAN OUT OF THOUGHT!
I think we all saw that your imagination can be a very powerful weapon indeed. >:biggrin.gif:
*I am a zombie!*
*Cause I was revived!*
*Noms on Iguanas brain*
*Om nom nom*
*Builds a titanium dome to cover the hill*
*Uses unprogress cannon to rebuild and claim hill*
*Helicoptor lowers titanium dome on to hill*
*Builds defenses*
*Current defenses are:
Titanium dome
989786 Mechas
182789385923940 mile high surrounding titanium wall
100 cannons and spikes sticking on the wall, armed
100 tough guys holding guns
30 starships orbiting the planet with weapons armed
1 Stargate
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513
2823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284
7564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282
9254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 pies (thats Pi)*
Only three and a bit of a pie on you?
Well the obvious answer is simple..
Stop all food from getting in.
>:biggrin.gif:
But MY way is better.
RAAAWRGH!
BRAAAINS!
*Noms on ONE tough guy with guns brains*
*Has zombie followers!*
*Noms on mecha*
SUPER AWESOME ZOMBIE MECHA!
[[ P.S IF you're wondering how I got in.
I'm a zombie..
Zombies ALWAYS get in.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! ]]
*installs wall underground into the centre of the earth*
*increase mecha number*
*Current defenses are:
Titanium dome
989786 Mechas
182789399899899999998999878999990988788899 mile high surrounding titanium wall
100 cannons and spikes sticking on the wall, armed
100 tough guys holding guns
30 starships orbiting the planet with weapons armed
1 Stargate
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513
2823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284
7564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282
9254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 eaten pies (thats Pi)*
*Uses super awesome zombie powers to get in*
*Pulls a ChuckNorris/Brucelee/SylvesterStallone/Schwarzenegger*
*Wins*
*Noms on your pi!*
OM NOM NOM.
Roadcrosser: -1 Pie. D:
And sides.
*Glomps griefer*
He's my ZOMBIE GRIEFER SLAVE!
FOR LIFE.
Now atack my minions!
>:biggrin.gif:
*Glomps Makaroni*
*creates clones of myself to patrol the hill armed with duo-UZIs*