I Just saw a claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan, But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of creeper poop. Clearly, John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on salvia and reeds. Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves Minecraft. So I died. Pokemon loves Notch. My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees X-ray beams telling him that fire is good. Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool. Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and your mum is hot. Chuck Norris molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice-cream O.o In double-rainbow land. Spy chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!" While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives. Tecno viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches little children brush hear. I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking my asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The power ranger's Batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new Batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7. Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, the dog has worms, the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!". The buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a MW2 pancake. I want milkshakes. We like cheez3burgers in syrup from space! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a goat monster in pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffle-brand pancakes! Lord DavidAngel64 did not suck. Afro ate garbage with his ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!". Pancakes monster killed a shaft the hobgoblin's ass. Then Sparta exploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate Ninetales's enemies pancakes, then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop pancake's ass. Overweight nutcracker's pancakes are fat pancake-stack. Blaze rules butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz pancake. Homosexual cats have pancakes that taste like Blazes gigantic pancakes! Then forgot Jewish pancakes! Pancakes should be increased. Flubbernuggets taste like waffles! Strange Batman wants alphabet cakes. Let's walk alone with dolphins which hate mudkipz. Therefore, pie waffle's pancakes waffle cupcake taste like Cheeto's junk. Rapists don't love piggy's. However,they have a lot of **** waffles that come around when Megan Fox shows PANCAKES to Justin Bieber's waffle. Bieber's waffles were exploding by nuclear PANCAKES. However, her missing balls had made the game a lot more sexy, while the dog readied his **** inside of the woman's ***** and shoved it in there, skeeting all over the place. The lady then drops the soap in the shower and she picked it up, and the dog licked the **** out of her ass. The lady called the cops and told them the dog was raping her, however, they arrested the lady because that is animal abuse. Miku jumped until she/he bathed in pancakes. Finally, ShamWows made The President kill Vegeta with lard. Turtles pooped sulfur and dioxide. Suddenly, PANCAKES! Thousands of butts penetrated by big bookshelves bereft with poison PANCAKES! Diarrhea tastes better than WAFFLES! surprisingly, fat black creepers sucked hippopotamonstrosesquipedaliophobic spiders' youknowwhat. Notch is cooler than pigman butts whenshitofcoursecomestoanendandbreaksthiswholestory. Dancing Pepsi is better than hot butts inside Chuck Norris because creepers penis of and a creeper raped your mom. Luckily, this was seen on the internet by X-treme fubar. Bonsly was hardening. Penis. I ate playstation porn flakes poo. Which is Lucky Charms Breakfast pouring profanity penis inside butts and a creeper raped pigs while i crafted Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis but Megan Fox is making love with a nerd. I was the happiest creeper that has the most pineapples and condoms. However, a black dog is sucking Justin Bieber's toes and tickling her tiny little armpit. Then, I started complaining about llamas. Herobrine is sucking justin's spy-cam,meanwhile justin bieber is spying on Chuck Norris's um, you know..but herobrine only know: his butthole was very smelly, man. Megan fox had cancer and crabs so she was equal to Notch. Squid hates a creeper licking and killing skeletons with creeper poop eating jellied Notches. Megan loves lamp more than justin bieber getting shot while giving cancer to a baby. Microwaves puke out Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis so something eroctic occurred up, this something was a banana painted the clout of a penis, just beiber got hold of it and tried to shuv it places were the sun dont shine. My milkshake started freezing some -giant snip- and it was SPARTA! shouted NOTCH PANCAKINGTON who slapped Megan. ONOESSSSESS! said "ka-chow!" Diamonds are shinier than my enormous gold. Santa has diarrhea. Therefore, Notch rules! Then a wenis pissed out diamonds tastier than waffles, but not good enough to beat Pikachu's fart. GLaDOS rocks! turret dies although Mr.T
black PONIES rapist
Name: He has no idea. (Gameguy602)
Age: Again, no idea.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Physical Appearance: Slightly enlarged head.
Power: Telekinesis, but using it has adverse affects on his memory. Sometimes he forgets he has telekinesis, actually.
-Cartridge: 3 Blasts
-Reserve: 20 Blasts
Combat Knife (100%)
Posting in the roleplay experiment thread, was too lazy to remember the necessary information.
"Alan and Farren dashed across the street. Alan looked up into the night sky and saw smoke rising up into the clouds from the burning buildings. He could also make out some birds fleeing the scene of this siege brought upon the once great Port Aerodor."
It's a paragraph from a short story I'm writing...
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I'm with the speedrunning community and this [below] is a semi-annual charity marathon we hold.