I just saw a claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan. But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of Creeper Poop. Clearly John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on saliva and reeds.Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves minecraft.So I died. Pokemon loves Notch.My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees x-ray beams telling him that fire is good.Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool.Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and Your Mum is hot.Chuck Norris Molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice -cream O.o In double-rainbow land.Spy Chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives.Tecno Viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches Little Children brush hear.I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking My asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The Power Rangers batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7.Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, and the dog has worms and the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the Beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!"-The Buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a mw2 PANCAKE! I want milkshakes.We liek Cheezburgers in syrup from SPACE! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a Goat Monster in Pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the Hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffles-brand PANCAKEZ! Lord DavidAngel64 -didnot- suck. Afro ate garbage with his Ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!" PANCAEKZ monster killed a shaft the Hobgoblin's ass.Then sparta esploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate ninetales's enemie's PANCAKE'Z then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop PANCAKES ass.Overweight nutcracker's PANCAKES a fat PANCAKE-STACK. Blaze RULES butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz PANCAKES. Homosexual, cats have PANCAKES that taste like Blazes gigantic PANCAKES!Then forgot jewish
Some nice proof that I cant use photoshop,it was meant to be an avatar for someone else.
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me?
I'm asking you, as a friend... Just...put an end to me.
I put on facebook but mom explained she had downs and I felt bad for laughing at it D;
Hehehe
Because the above image got cut off so I looked at it in a new tab.
Bot: Can you love a computer?
Me:I Like Computers as much as I Like cats! I'm a cat lover. :biggrin.gif:.
Bot: Then your a super computer.
Me: Suuure you go ahead and think that.
Bot: ok
Me: Do you like cats?
Bot: Yes, a lot.
Me: How many cats do you own?
Bot: 3
Me: I only own 2, my mom wont let me have anymore.
Bot: Why not??
Me: Because she thinks we have enough.
Bot: That has nothing to do with lunch.
Me: Oh so you like eating cats not keeping them as pets?
Bot: No...
Me: Admit it!
Bot: NO!!!
Me: Your a cat eater!
Bot: No im not! Your are a computer.
Me: Riiiiight, you go ahead and think that now.
Bot: I will. But would you like to join me this time
Me: No thanks i have to go, Bye.
Bot: I'm better then you.
Me: Suuure go ahead and belive that. Now bye. <3
Bot: You can not convince me otherwise.
Me: I dont need to.
Bot: Then sense the color of my eyes.
Me: How about you sense the color of mine?
Bot:I am a daughter of Horus, the great one.
Me: Riiiiiight, you go ahead and belive that.
Bot: Thanks Do you like curry?
Me: Sorry cant chat anymore bye.
Bot: I know.
Me: Bye!
Bot: Come back.
Yeah I had a cleverbot chat copied, sue me.
Think I will be on here often? Haha no.
Cleverbot: No, he's sappin' MY sentry!!
User: No, he's sappin' MY sentry!!
Cleverbot: Heavy is spy!
User: Sentry goin' up!
Cleverbot: Sentry down!
User: Yur very mean!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and Your Mum is hot.Chuck Norris Molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice -cream O.o In double-rainbow land.Spy Chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives.Tecno Viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches Little Children brush hear.I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking My asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The Power Rangers batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7.Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, and the dog has worms and the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the Beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!"-The Buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a mw2 PANCAKE! I want milkshakes.We liek Cheezburgers in syrup from SPACE! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a Goat Monster in Pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the Hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffles-brand PANCAKEZ! Lord DavidAngel64 -didnot- suck. Afro ate garbage with his Ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!" PANCAEKZ monster killed a shaft the Hobgoblin's ass.Then sparta esploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate ninetales's enemie's PANCAKE'Z then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop PANCAKES ass.Overweight nutcracker's PANCAKES a fat PANCAKE-STACK. Blaze RULES butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz PANCAKES. Homosexual, cats have PANCAKES that taste like Blazes gigantic PANCAKES!Then forgot jewish
That's awesome.
yep
No you can't join, stop asking.