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"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
Aexis flips the facedown card faceup: A trap card, Priority Triangle Error!
In attempting to figure out which of three mathematical identities holds priority in 0 divided by 0, Zuriki becomes confused and is hit for e^pi Cognitive Damage!
Aexis reverts into Attack mode. His remaining 42 referential defence points are absorbed into his mana and half-refill it.
EDIT: If anyone wants to know what those identities are, they're X/X=1, 0/X=0, and X/0=undefined.
No, I'm not entirely sure of which one holds sway either.
Droqen sees his black sword and he wants to paint it red, so he stabs Iguana for 113 (+25) (+3) (+6) (+1) (+3) (+36) damage. CRITICAL HIT!BARF! ZAP! BOINK! BOINK! SPLAT! BAM! BOINK! KAPOW! SOCKO! ZOT!
Droqen sees his black sword and he wants to paint it red, so he stabs Iguana for 113 (+25) (+3) (+6) (+1) (+3) (+36) damage. CRITICAL HIT!BARF! ZAP! BOINK! BOINK! SPLAT! BAM! BOINK! KAPOW! SOCKO! ZOT!
Droqen dies, and falls on top of Zuriki, dealing 73 CARDS (cards are classier than pies and it makes more sense). (also 73 damage)
---> Noo~ almost exactly the structure of Kingdom of Loathing combat. Because I logged on with my now seldom-used account, attacked a hippie, and killed him with a critical hit and copied it down :biggrin.gif: (edit: um except I removed all references to hippies and instead turned it into 'Iguana', and then changed all things from the 2nd-person to the 3rd-person with Droqen instead of 'you' okay that's all for this edit :3)
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"I want to see forum posts saying "how do i kill dragon" with replies reading "lol"."
---> vede claimed Notch said this (and it is awesome).
Bob Ross Re-joins the fight, and uses the manouver: HAX and deals COMPUTER TO THE HEAD damage.
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Citricsquid vandalized this space. It has been sterilized ever since.
"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
Droqen dies, and falls on top of Zuriki, dealing 73 CARDS (cards are classier than pies and it makes more sense). (also 73 damage)
---> Noo~ almost exactly the structure of Kingdom of Loathing combat. Because I logged on with my now seldom-used account, attacked a hippie, and killed him with a critical hit and copied it down :biggrin.gif: (edit: um except I removed all references to hippies and instead turned it into 'Iguana', and then changed all things from the 2nd-person to the 3rd-person with Droqen instead of 'you' okay that's all for this edit :3)
Aexis ignores Iguana's non-attacking actions and moves to Bob Ross!
Aexis brings forth the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, says a prayer, counts to five (Three, sire!) three, and lobbeth it towards his foe, who, being Bob Ross, shall snuff it dealing AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH DAMAGE!
Aexis remarks at Iguana's apparent knowledge of Oblivion, then accepts Iguana's peace offer. The effect of Lenience of Notch lingers! Aexis remains exempt from all ban attacks for his next 2 turns.
Aexis begins charging the Eclipse Cannon.
The Eclipse Cannon is fully charged!
Aexis fires the Eclipse Cannon at the White House dealing BLACK ALIEN TAKEOVER DAMAGE!
The recoil is astounding! Aexis is logged out due to recoil!
Aexis returns to the battlefield and awaits Iguana, at which point he will ask for a permanent alliance.
Aexis arms himself with a DVD-RW shield and a USB longsword. The effect of Lenience of Notch expires!
Citricsquid vandalized this space. It has been sterilized ever since.
"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
In attempting to figure out which of three mathematical identities holds priority in 0 divided by 0, Zuriki becomes confused and is hit for e^pi Cognitive Damage!
Aexis reverts into Attack mode. His remaining 42 referential defence points are absorbed into his mana and half-refill it.
EDIT: If anyone wants to know what those identities are, they're X/X=1, 0/X=0, and X/0=undefined.
No, I'm not entirely sure of which one holds sway either.
Iguana is now a slave. Iguana can be taken by an user.
Droqen sees his black sword and he wants to paint it red, so he stabs Iguana for 113 (+25) (+3) (+6) (+1) (+3) (+36) damage. CRITICAL HIT! BARF! ZAP! BOINK! BOINK! SPLAT! BAM! BOINK! KAPOW! SOCKO! ZOT!
Droqen wins the fight!
Thwump smiles approvingly.
Droqen gains 21 Beefiness.
Droqen gains 21 Wizardliness.
Droqen gains 14 Chutzpah.
Adventure Again (Kill the user above!)
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---> Sorry, I couldn't center-align it. Also it's been a while since I've actually played this game but I figured it was appropriate :biggrin.gif:
---> vede claimed Notch said this (and it is awesome).
MSPaint Adventures? :biggrin.gif:
Zuriki simply kisses Droqen. Unfortunately for him, it's the last kiss he'll ever have.
---> Noo~ almost exactly the structure of Kingdom of Loathing combat. Because I logged on with my now seldom-used account, attacked a hippie, and killed him with a critical hit and copied it down :biggrin.gif: (edit: um except I removed all references to hippies and instead turned it into 'Iguana', and then changed all things from the 2nd-person to the 3rd-person with Droqen instead of 'you' okay that's all for this edit :3)
---> vede claimed Notch said this (and it is awesome).
Citricsquid vandalized this space. It has been sterilized ever since.
"Master Cheif! What did I tell you about humping posts?!"
My Steam ID Is: jjchrizzles
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU PLAY KoL
Aexis brings forth the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, says a prayer, counts to five (Three, sire!) three, and lobbeth it towards his foe, who, being Bob Ross, shall snuff it dealing AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH DAMAGE!
Iguana unsheathes his Daedric Claymore and chops Bob Ross for 55 DAMAGE!
The effect of Lenience of Notch lingers! Aexis remains exempt from all ban attacks for his next 2 turns.
Aexis begins charging the Eclipse Cannon.
Iguana chops Bob Ross again for 59 DAMAGE!
Aexis remarks that there seem to be no other people around at this hour.
Aexis fires the Eclipse Cannon at the White House dealing BLACK ALIEN TAKEOVER DAMAGE!
The recoil is astounding! Aexis is logged out due to recoil!
Iguana fled!
Aexis arms himself with a DVD-RW shield and a USB longsword.
The effect of Lenience of Notch expires!
Iguana uses "Bound Longblade" to his Daedric Claymore!
Iguana is in a battle stance!