Yeah. Kill the poster above you with the first thing that comes into your field of vision. Except you can't use your computer/phone/etc.. You can look anywhere else if necessary.
Since there's nobody above me I'm gonna attack a non-specific person.
I wrap him in a blanket in order to suffocate him.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
I trap you in a painting, then sell you off for thousands of dollars. You are then stolen by a murderer who has become aware that you are a human trapped in the painting, and he destroys it to kill you.
shove a ps4 controller down your throat? I imagine that'd kill someone.
A fridge falls flat on your face.
I shine my light bulb right in your eyes to kill you.
I perform The Joker’s pencil trick on you. Que infection.
I turn on my ceiling fan and yeet you up so it shreds you to teeny-tiny bits.
I print out something so cringeworthy that you die. Horribly.
I forcefully put my headphones on you, then make you listen to an earrape at full volume.
I stab you in the neck with my pen.
I somehow pick up a whole building and yeet it at you.
I toss you into a bush, causing you to get multiple cuts which get infected.
Grabbing a piece of paper, I hastily draw a picture of me T-Posing, then I show it to you. You end up dying from dominance.
I chuck a desk at your head at high speeds.
I throw my jukebox at your nuts.
I throw a bunch of cards at you, giving you tons of paper cuts so that the chances are REALLY high that you suffer multiple infections.
I enter a really complicated number on my calculator, and I show it to you. You die as you try to process what the number means.
Death by papercut.