I shrink you and toss you into a microwave and cook you until you’re nice and crispy.
OT: I was sitting on a bench outside when I typed that.
I chuck my computer at you, giving you a fatal concussion. Money well spent.
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I am also known as GameWyrm or GameWyrm97. You can also find me at snapshotmc.com
I give my big brother a pair of gauntlets, and he punches you to death.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
(Yeah I've got a treadmill in here with me.)
I shine my flashlight right in your eyes so you die.
I shove you into a trash can, tie the bag, and throw you into an incinerator.
jdc997 was slain by Player_Miner using [Plastic Box]
jdc997 got revenge on Player_Miner using [Cardboard Box]
I barrage you with CD cases.
A filled dresser falls on your head, prompting another “Great Hero Crushed by Falling X” headline.
I use my coffee maker to make some tungsten-melting coffee, which I quickly force down your throat before the tungsten cup in my hand melts.
An empty can of Monster.
I throw it at you as a distraction and then beat you to death with my bare hands.
I suffocate you with a sad looking mostly deflated yellow balloon.
My avatar is a ushanka wearing bird carrying a slice of pizza. Keep the assumptions within reason and I wont bother you. Also, the bird carries a red paint bucket, but that's cropped off.
i dont really know what to put here
Another dresser falls, Pizza dies.
"HOCUS POCUS!!" *Giant printer slams on Player_Miner's head*