I put the cookie in the safest place possible: My stomach!
Even though you can’t eat The Cookie (it’s indestructible), you somehow manage to swallow it. I then perform emergency surgery on you to get The Cookie out of your stomach before there are fatal consequences.
I pleas each quantum string of the cookie in a different multuiverse
I take a page out of the book of the game Limbo and rewind time to before you did that and then use super speed flight to snag The Cookie out of your hand.
I put The Cookie outside of reality.
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Your action causes it to teleport into the Void (Not the one that kills you, but one that's outside reality). I hack and teleport into the Void, and get the Cookie. Then I use the hack again to get back into the game.
I enter the boss fight solo at LVL 1, then use some Amiibo to summon LVL 20 Figure Allies, who then wreck the boss into hundreds of pieces. The Figure Allies then disappear and I get The Cookie.
I place The Cookie so deep into the Minecraftian Void that you are almost guaranteed to die instantly if you were to go and teleport to it.
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I hack invincibility on myself and jump deep into the void, coming back out with the cookie.
I then give it to a Woomy, who superjumps so high into the sky it's almost in orbit. Oh, and there is a teleportation disruptor attached to the cookie.
When the owner deletes the realm, The Cookie spontaneously teleports to 0,0,0,0,0,0 (X,Y,Z,D,M). Someone there then takes it out of there and then loses it to a Creeper that takes it to where I am. It then goes to blow up in my face, and... *DRACONIC BOW INTENSIFIES*
I send The Cookie to a null Realm (NOT a Minecraft Realm, mind you. Think of a Realm as an omniverse contained in a collection of omniverses.).
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An army of Creepers assault and extract The Cookie from the “LGHDTPIPaBaCIDEAJOERBGMSFFPYaDPTiFWaHAoBtiAN”. I then unleash a rain of exploding arrows on them somewhere between their HQ and the “LGHDTPIPaBaCIDEAJOERBGMSFFPYaDPTiFWaHAoBtiAN”. The Cookie is completely unscathed, and I take it.
I make The Cookie automatically teleport every single omniversal tick to the farthest point in the omniverse from any object that isn’t just a single atom.
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Apparently in this omniverse "the farthest point in the omniverse" is just 1 centimeter. I blast it with a Enchantment Disruptor then I take it.
Do literally ANYTHING that involves the Cookie and everything and you will explode. Except it won't just kill you. If this happens, you get perma-banned.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Engaged*
In applying the enchantment, you trigger it and you get exploded and perma-banned. In being killed and perma-banned, your enchantment attempt fails. This results in an explosion that destroys the entire multiverse that you’re in. The Cookie lands in The Hub, and it lands on a teleporter, and it is teleported a few feet away from me. I take it.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Disengaged*
I lock The Cookie behind a door that requires Infinity Stars to open. Try to get into the room without the required stars, and you get teleported to just outside the door. ...and you die from being out of bounds for whatever reason.
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I use a Star Lockpicker. For some reason it actually works and it lets me in. I get the Cookie.
Getting near the Cookie results in you being teleported 1,000,000 blocks away from it. It's impossible to remove the enchantment in any way, not even with the server owner's help.
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I equip my pet rock with a remote-controlled jetpack and cookie grabber, then send it through a portal into Player_Miner's dimension. I then use the jetpack and cookie grabber to obtain the cookie with the pet rock then (standing well away from the portal) bring the rock and cookie back through the portal, then maneuver them into my ender-reinforced secure laboratory, where being teleported out, teleporting out, or teleporting in is impossible. I then enter the laboratory and take the cookie down to the lowest and most secure underground level.
Now you have to get the cookie from my heavily-guarded laboratory without teleporting.
The defenses include:
Obsidian walls with lava and water inside them to stop mining in.
DNA scanners.
Lasers (Won't damage you, but will stun you)
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I'm a Whovian squid who likes drawing.
I'm also quite nerdy with an interest in game developing and the concept of a fourth spatial dimension.
/gamemode spectator right thru everything, and grab the cookie.
I place the cookie on a single block within an endless void in a near-inaccessible pocket dimension. There is a teleportation disruptor attached to the cookie, and around it an immense gravity field that prevents all forms of flight/levitation.
I alter REALITY so that I'm able to teleport to said pocket dimension AT WILL. Then I use the technique AGAIN to teleport myself outside of the gravity field. Then I fling myself at the Cookie and onto the block. By pure dumb luck, I actually land on the block, and I detach the teleportation disruptor. Then I teleport out.
I use the heavily-guarded lab AGAIN, except this time there is no way you can cheat through the lab.
Does this count as cheating? *uses the Avarita mod’s World Breaker pickaxe to dig through the Bedrock below The Cookie and grabs it*
If it is cheating, I fly through with Draconic Armor instead.
I give The Cookie the gift of life, and equip it with all the tools and weapons of the Avarita mod, including a sword that does INFINITE DAMAGE, a Longbow of the Heavens, and a set of tools that can instantly mine anything, including Bedrock. It will fight back against anyone that attempts to steal it.
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Even though you can’t eat The Cookie (it’s indestructible), you somehow manage to swallow it. I then perform emergency surgery on you to get The Cookie out of your stomach before there are fatal consequences.
I take a page out of the book of the game Limbo and rewind time to before you did that and then use super speed flight to snag The Cookie out of your hand.
I put The Cookie outside of reality.
Your action causes it to teleport into the Void (Not the one that kills you, but one that's outside reality). I hack and teleport into the Void, and get the Cookie. Then I use the hack again to get back into the game.
I get a level-scaling boss to guard the Cookie.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I enter the boss fight solo at LVL 1, then use some Amiibo to summon LVL 20 Figure Allies, who then wreck the boss into hundreds of pieces. The Figure Allies then disappear and I get The Cookie.
I place The Cookie so deep into the Minecraftian Void that you are almost guaranteed to die instantly if you were to go and teleport to it.
Said I can't teleport there, never said you can't teleport it out. *Teleports Cookie to me*
Interacting with the Cookie in literally any way possible sets your HP to 0, even if you set your HP to infinite.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
...that includes applying the effect in the first place.
Idelac died mysteriously
Ok, that’s besides the point. An admin force-disenchants The Cookie, dying in the process. The admin then lets me have it.
I do the same thing that I did before, but The Cookie is unable to be teleported until someone touches it.
I hack invincibility on myself and jump deep into the void, coming back out with the cookie.
I then give it to a Woomy, who superjumps so high into the sky it's almost in orbit. Oh, and there is a teleportation disruptor attached to the cookie.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I hack an E-Liter 3K, and I exploit the crazy range to snipe the Woomy out of the air. Then the Cookie falls into my hands.
I hide the Cookie in a Realm that's expired, and the owner has never bothered to renew it. Also, you can't convince him to renew it.
(Speaking of Realms I'm on a Realm rn)
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
When the owner deletes the realm, The Cookie spontaneously teleports to 0,0,0,0,0,0 (X,Y,Z,D,M). Someone there then takes it out of there and then loses it to a Creeper that takes it to where I am. It then goes to blow up in my face, and... *DRACONIC BOW INTENSIFIES*
I send The Cookie to a null Realm (NOT a Minecraft Realm, mind you. Think of a Realm as an omniverse contained in a collection of omniverses.).
I create a command called "/versetp" and I use /versetep @e[type=Cookie] Idelac. (I couldn't think of a good method)
The Cookie will always move away from you if you try to approach it.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
An army of Creepers assault and extract The Cookie from the “LGHDTPIPaBaCIDEAJOERBGMSFFPYaDPTiFWaHAoBtiAN”. I then unleash a rain of exploding arrows on them somewhere between their HQ and the “LGHDTPIPaBaCIDEAJOERBGMSFFPYaDPTiFWaHAoBtiAN”. The Cookie is completely unscathed, and I take it.
I make The Cookie automatically teleport every single omniversal tick to the farthest point in the omniverse from any object that isn’t just a single atom.
Apparently in this omniverse "the farthest point in the omniverse" is just 1 centimeter. I blast it with a Enchantment Disruptor then I take it.
Do literally ANYTHING that involves the Cookie and everything and you will explode. Except it won't just kill you. If this happens, you get perma-banned.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
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[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Engaged*
In applying the enchantment, you trigger it and you get exploded and perma-banned. In being killed and perma-banned, your enchantment attempt fails. This results in an explosion that destroys the entire multiverse that you’re in. The Cookie lands in The Hub, and it lands on a teleporter, and it is teleported a few feet away from me. I take it.
*Counter-Illegal Impenetrable Defence God-Mod Deux/Diabolus Ex Machina Mode Disengaged*
I lock The Cookie behind a door that requires Infinity Stars to open. Try to get into the room without the required stars, and you get teleported to just outside the door. ...and you die from being out of bounds for whatever reason.
I use a Star Lockpicker. For some reason it actually works and it lets me in. I get the Cookie.
Getting near the Cookie results in you being teleported 1,000,000 blocks away from it. It's impossible to remove the enchantment in any way, not even with the server owner's help.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I teleport The Cookie to somewhere under my control (It’s a custom dimension).
Not only is Idelac’s modifier still active, you also have to get into my custom dimension to get to The Cookie.
I equip my pet rock with a remote-controlled jetpack and cookie grabber, then send it through a portal into Player_Miner's dimension. I then use the jetpack and cookie grabber to obtain the cookie with the pet rock then (standing well away from the portal) bring the rock and cookie back through the portal, then maneuver them into my ender-reinforced secure laboratory, where being teleported out, teleporting out, or teleporting in is impossible. I then enter the laboratory and take the cookie down to the lowest and most secure underground level.
Now you have to get the cookie from my heavily-guarded laboratory without teleporting.
The defenses include:
I'm a Whovian squid who likes drawing.
I'm also quite nerdy with an interest in game developing and the concept of a fourth spatial dimension.
All hail chickens.
Never said you couldn't dig under it and tunnel in to get the Cookie.
I replicate CyberneticSquid's heavily-guarded lab, with the following added defenses:
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
/gamemode spectator right thru everything, and grab the cookie.
I place the cookie on a single block within an endless void in a near-inaccessible pocket dimension. There is a teleportation disruptor attached to the cookie, and around it an immense gravity field that prevents all forms of flight/levitation.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I alter REALITY so that I'm able to teleport to said pocket dimension AT WILL. Then I use the technique AGAIN to teleport myself outside of the gravity field. Then I fling myself at the Cookie and onto the block. By pure dumb luck, I actually land on the block, and I detach the teleportation disruptor. Then I teleport out.
I use the heavily-guarded lab AGAIN, except this time there is no way you can cheat through the lab.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
Does this count as cheating? *uses the Avarita mod’s World Breaker pickaxe to dig through the Bedrock below The Cookie and grabs it*
If it is cheating, I fly through with Draconic Armor instead.
I give The Cookie the gift of life, and equip it with all the tools and weapons of the Avarita mod, including a sword that does INFINITE DAMAGE, a Longbow of the Heavens, and a set of tools that can instantly mine anything, including Bedrock. It will fight back against anyone that attempts to steal it.