I place the cookie outside the ordered universe, in the arms of that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
Que everything blue-screening. You get arrested, prosecuted, and sentenced for computer crime as the servers go down for an extended period of time due to the constant blue-screening forcing a fresh reinstall of the operating systems and loading of data from backups. I come back on to AstralMagic taking The Cookie, and I snag it and use an Advanced Dislocator to teleport away.
The Cookie is now encased in a barrier block that cannot be moved.
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I hack the game into stopping them from having their turns, then I quickly set up Focus, Tarukaja, Marukunda, and Masukunda. Afterward, I blast 'em with a Megidolan, which one-shots them all.
I force the next poster into an unbelievably unfair fight to stop them from getting the Cookie.
Idelac: “I can’t protect The Cookie without getting closer.”
Me: “Oh, then come as close as you deem necessary.”
Idelac: “You seem so confident. Let’s see if that will make any diff-”
Me: *lands a Critical Boosted MAX Hassou Tobi, instantly defeating Idelac* “Guess The Cookie’s mine now?” *casually takes The Cookie off Idelac’s body*
I equip Draconic-Upgraded Draconic gear in order to defend The Cookie.
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If you get close to the Cookie, you will be inflicted with Slowness 255, so that you will not be able to get closer to the Cookie, and you will die of starvation.
I bury the Cookie so far underground that you will end up dying before you successfully excavate it. (And don't ask me how I did that while surviving, because I won't answer.)
I activate Hyperspeed on a Mining Drill Drone and have it get The Cookie. I just wait for a few minutes before The Cookie is brought to me and molten rock starts spewing from the hole. I leave before the later becomes a problem for me.
I shrink The Cookie to a microscopic size and hide it in orbit.
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I pull out a Microscopic Telescope (Not a telescope that's really small, but can function like a microscope) to find the Cookie. Then I take it with me as I blast off back to Earth.
The Cookie will Thwack you if you run at it. And it will work every time.
I walk at The Cookie and casually pick it up. I run away as you run at me to get it back, and The Cookie, of course, “Thwacks” you. Haven’t you ever heard of the trope called “Exact Words”?
I equip The Cookie as a talisman, and make it so flying at the wielder also sets it off.
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It takes me about 999 years but I get the real Cookie.
I make the Cookie "impossible" to get.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
An admin makes it possible to get again. I take it.
The Cookie is now permanently just out of reach.
I reel it in!
I place the cookie outside the ordered universe, in the arms of that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
I somehow go in and one-shot the boss with my ATK stat of 999999999, then I take the Cookie.
The Cookie will trigger a Blue Screen of Death if you get near it.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
Que everything blue-screening. You get arrested, prosecuted, and sentenced for computer crime as the servers go down for an extended period of time due to the constant blue-screening forcing a fresh reinstall of the operating systems and loading of data from backups. I come back on to AstralMagic taking The Cookie, and I snag it and use an Advanced Dislocator to teleport away.
The Cookie is now encased in a barrier block that cannot be moved.
Noclip gives me access.
I make a god who steals humanity's free will protect the Cookie.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
#PhantomThieves
The Phantom Thieves are protecting The Cookie.
I hack the game into stopping them from having their turns, then I quickly set up Focus, Tarukaja, Marukunda, and Masukunda. Afterward, I blast 'em with a Megidolan, which one-shots them all.
I force the next poster into an unbelievably unfair fight to stop them from getting the Cookie.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I just smack the unfortunate sap into the 50th Realm over and take The Cookie. Be more specific next time!
You have to beat every game in order to collect The Cookie.
#Speedruns
I force the next poster to noclip through the world to stop them from getting the Cookie.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
You get permanently banned for noclip as you try to place The Cookie in such a place. I find it as part of the random gifts system.
I fling The Cookie into the deepest reaches of Roblox’s Null Zone.
OOC: The thing that actually noclipped was YOU, not the Cookie. I tried to STOP you from getting the Cookie, not PROTECT the Cookie.
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I get John Doe to get it for me.
I unleash One-Shot Kill.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
Me: *dodges* “Oh, you’re coming for me?”
Idelac: “I can’t protect The Cookie without getting closer.”
Me: “Oh, then come as close as you deem necessary.”
Idelac: “You seem so confident. Let’s see if that will make any diff-”
Me: *lands a Critical Boosted MAX Hassou Tobi, instantly defeating Idelac* “Guess The Cookie’s mine now?” *casually takes The Cookie off Idelac’s body*
I equip Draconic-Upgraded Draconic gear in order to defend The Cookie.
Let's see... *refers to checklist*
MAX Boost? Check.
Omegacritical Hit? Check.
Charge in effect? Check.
Tarukaja on me? Check.
Rakunda on him? Check.
Sukunda on him? Check.
Alright, we're all set. *Unleashes Hassou Tobi*
You get hit with a total of 7,199,280 damage.
If you get close to the Cookie, you will be inflicted with Slowness 255, so that you will not be able to get closer to the Cookie, and you will die of starvation.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
...again, I wrest control of the surrounding area away from you.
I increase the range of the debuff, and use a Building Gadget and an Exchanging Gadget to surround The Cookie in Obsidian from a safe distance away.
> run no_u.exe
I bury the Cookie so far underground that you will end up dying before you successfully excavate it. (And don't ask me how I did that while surviving, because I won't answer.)
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I activate Hyperspeed on a Mining Drill Drone and have it get The Cookie. I just wait for a few minutes before The Cookie is brought to me and molten rock starts spewing from the hole. I leave before the later becomes a problem for me.
I shrink The Cookie to a microscopic size and hide it in orbit.
I pull out a Microscopic Telescope (Not a telescope that's really small, but can function like a microscope) to find the Cookie. Then I take it with me as I blast off back to Earth.
The Cookie will Thwack you if you run at it. And it will work every time.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I walk at The Cookie and casually pick it up. I run away as you run at me to get it back, and The Cookie, of course, “Thwacks” you. Haven’t you ever heard of the trope called “Exact Words”?
I equip The Cookie as a talisman, and make it so flying at the wielder also sets it off.
I teleport to you and take it
I prototype the cookie in my kernelsprite
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