I don’t need a full inventory of Diamond Pickaxes when I have THIS! *whips out fully enchanted and upgraded Ender Pickaxe called “World Breaker”* IT’S TIME TO MINE!!! *destroys everything at ludicrous speed*
I store The Cookie at NaN,NaN,NaN in dimension NaN.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I put a numerical value to the dimension that is equal to mine and numerical value to the coordinates, making the same as mine in my current dimension.
I start weirdmagedon and corrupt the cookie into an unholy monster.
1: “Use The Force, Player!” If that doesn’t work, I strip the enchantment off of the piece remotely with a Disenchantment Lens.
2: I wait for the nuclear war to subside.
3: I get close enough to reach it with an Awakened Item Dislocator.
4: Draconic Equipment should be enough.
I reunite the four pieces, destroying any enchants that weren’t INTRINSIC to The Cookie. Unfortunately, in doing so, it explodes, destroying the universe I just so happened to be in. The Cookie is now whole, and drifting in interdimensional subspace.
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I barely manage to contain the explosion using shield projectors meant for Draconic Reactors. Due to the indestructibility of The Cookie, it gets sent to 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D (dimension), T (time)) as it’s location data glitches out to NaN and is resolved by a reset to 0. I just grab the cookie at 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D).
I set The Cookie’s ‘D’ coordinate to Double.POSITIVE_INFINITY.
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I turn off the computer, and take out the hard drive and copy the encryption key from a random sticky note. I then give the hard drive and encryption key to Seto Kaiba for further processing. He gets The Cookie out, and hands it to me in exchange for a few stacks of gold, diamond, and emerald blocks. I return the drive before you realize what I was doing.
I put The Cookie in my personal Ender Chest.
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I jump down into tilted towers... I begin looking for a weapon with the sounds of battle all around me. So much death what was the point? I see a friend of mine and I begin to run towards him to team up. I hear a "BANG" and a sniper bullet flies through the air and blows his head off. I slide behind a bus and begin crying. I hear 1 on 1 battles happening all around me as I begin to come back to reality. I pick up a SMG next to me and begin to run as fast as I can as the same sniper fires at me. I run as far away as I can. I find a shed and I get in and slam the door closed. Then I see it: the cookie! I pick it up and realize if I want to get it out of here I need to win the game. I open the door and see a storm all around me and I feel the life being sucked out of me. I run as fast as I can to get out of it. I get out of the storm on the edge of death... I look around. I'm in the middle of nowhere and in front of me is a dead body. I run up to it discussed but in desperate need for meds. I find a slurp juice and being drinking it as fast as I can. I feel life being restored in me. I look up to see that the eye of the storm is getting much smaller. I being looking for a place to hide and slowly crawl up a ledge. Silently like a mouse I get to the top to see someone right 2 feet in front of me battling an unknown person. I hear the sound of a shotgun and see the mauled body of the person in front of me fall to the ground. I look up to see the same person who killed my friend. "I am Ninja prepare to die" the person says. I feel a rage inside of me and I begin running towards Ninja. Ninja aims his gun and fires. I slide under the fire and let my SMG rip. I see Ninja fall to the ground. I hear a voice "you win" and all is well... I have won... and I have the cookie.
I put the cookie in the safest place possible: My stomach!
"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, rich or poor. If you are nice to me I will be nice to you simple as that." -Eminem
"I used to be the type of kid that always thought the sky was falling. Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired is awesome..." -Eminem
"Handouts create lazy people I'm not impressed with, you want something in life then they don't you go and get it?" -NF
"Perfect people don't exist so don't pretend to be one..." -NF
"If money is where you find happiness you will always be poor..." -NF
"I now see that circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo
You thought this game was dead... YOU'RE WRONG!
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Same rules as the predecessors. Credit goes to BoosterDude5570 for the original game.
START
Starting with something simple, I decide to chuck the Cookie into lava.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I splash a Fire Resistance potion on myself and hop in to fish the cookie out.
I then go to the End and put the cookie in the Ender Dragon's mouth.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
I kill it in one hit, causing it to drop the cookie.
I suspend the Cookie in mid-air, at an un-reachable height.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
"Hmm..."
*Checks dungeon's danger level*
Tower of Dread: Danger LV 20
*Checks stats*
Idelac: LV 50
HP: 216/216, 105 ATK, 30 DEF
"This should be easy."
*Gets the Cookie by one-hitting every monster in the dungeon*
I hide the Cookie in a mineshaft, not before triggering an artificial cave-in. Good luck finding it. I suggest a full inventory of diamond pickaxes.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
Bump
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
2nd bump, please don't let this game die.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I don’t need a full inventory of Diamond Pickaxes when I have THIS! *whips out fully enchanted and upgraded Ender Pickaxe called “World Breaker”* IT’S TIME TO MINE!!! *destroys everything at ludicrous speed*
I store The Cookie at NaN,NaN,NaN in dimension NaN.
I put a numerical value to the dimension that is equal to mine and numerical value to the coordinates, making the same as mine in my current dimension.
I start weirdmagedon and corrupt the cookie into an unholy monster.
Current avatar: Bill C
I play pokefarm. Check out my pokemon. https://pokefarm.com/user/Coolestgamer
Blast it with Judgement.
I split the Cookie into four fragments.
Fragment 1: Kills you if you touch it with anything
Fragment 2: In the middle of a nuclear war
Fragment 3: At the end of an impossible maze that you can't walk around
Fragment 4: Inside the most dangerous End City
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
1: “Use The Force, Player!” If that doesn’t work, I strip the enchantment off of the piece remotely with a Disenchantment Lens.
2: I wait for the nuclear war to subside.
3: I get close enough to reach it with an Awakened Item Dislocator.
4: Draconic Equipment should be enough.
I reunite the four pieces, destroying any enchants that weren’t INTRINSIC to The Cookie. Unfortunately, in doing so, it explodes, destroying the universe I just so happened to be in. The Cookie is now whole, and drifting in interdimensional subspace.
A dimensional rift appears. I go through it and grab the Cookie.
I paint the Cookie so it's camouflaged within the scenery.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
It gets collected by my Item Dislocator.
I make The Cookie teleport to a random point in the omniverse every femtosecond.
I break your teleporter. I then go to wherever the cookie is and I grab it.
I eat the cookie.
I don't even play Minecraft much anymore yet here I am on the Minecraft forums for some reason...
ERROR: Cannot eat cookie. It teleports into my hands.
I hide the Cookie in a sea of milk.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I barely manage to contain the explosion using shield projectors meant for Draconic Reactors. Due to the indestructibility of The Cookie, it gets sent to 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D (dimension), T (time)) as it’s location data glitches out to NaN and is resolved by a reset to 0. I just grab the cookie at 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D).
I set The Cookie’s ‘D’ coordinate to Double.POSITIVE_INFINITY.
I turn off the computer, and take out the hard drive and copy the encryption key from a random sticky note. I then give the hard drive and encryption key to Seto Kaiba for further processing. He gets The Cookie out, and hands it to me in exchange for a few stacks of gold, diamond, and emerald blocks. I return the drive before you realize what I was doing.
I put The Cookie in my personal Ender Chest.
I bust out a sword that's guaranteed to deal 99999 damage, regardless of my ATK or their DEF. I slay Exodia effortlessly, then I grab the Cookie.
There are bunch of Spontaneously Combusting Woomies surrounding the Cookie.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
They all spontaneously combust almost simultaneously as I watch from a safe distance. I just grab The Cookie off the ground.
“Looks like someone forgot to fully consider what ‘spontaneous’ meant when placing their order...”
I teleport The Cookie to The End at 100000000, 100000000, 100000000, where it will normally be completely inaccessible.
TELEPORT.
*Uses aforementioned command to teleport the Cookie to me*
I throw the Cookie into Fortnite.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I put the cookie in the safest place possible: My stomach!
"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, rich or poor. If you are nice to me I will be nice to you simple as that." -Eminem
"I used to be the type of kid that always thought the sky was falling. Now I think the fact that I'm differently wired is awesome..." -Eminem
"Handouts create lazy people I'm not impressed with, you want something in life then they don't you go and get it?" -NF
"Perfect people don't exist so don't pretend to be one..." -NF
"If money is where you find happiness you will always be poor..." -NF
"I now see that circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant... it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo