I don’t need a full inventory of Diamond Pickaxes when I have THIS! *whips out fully enchanted and upgraded Ender Pickaxe called “World Breaker”* IT’S TIME TO MINE!!! *destroys everything at ludicrous speed*
I store The Cookie at NaN,NaN,NaN in dimension NaN.
1: “Use The Force, Player!” If that doesn’t work, I strip the enchantment off of the piece remotely with a Disenchantment Lens.
2: I wait for the nuclear war to subside.
3: I get close enough to reach it with an Awakened Item Dislocator.
4: Draconic Equipment should be enough.
I reunite the four pieces, destroying any enchants that weren’t INTRINSIC to The Cookie. Unfortunately, in doing so, it explodes, destroying the universe I just so happened to be in. The Cookie is now whole, and drifting in interdimensional subspace.
I barely manage to contain the explosion using shield projectors meant for Draconic Reactors. Due to the indestructibility of The Cookie, it gets sent to 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D (dimension), T (time)) as it’s location data glitches out to NaN and is resolved by a reset to 0. I just grab the cookie at 0, 0, 0, 0 (X, Y, Z, D).
I set The Cookie’s ‘D’ coordinate to Double.POSITIVE_INFINITY.
I turn off the computer, and take out the hard drive and copy the encryption key from a random sticky note. I then give the hard drive and encryption key to Seto Kaiba for further processing. He gets The Cookie out, and hands it to me in exchange for a few stacks of gold, diamond, and emerald blocks. I return the drive before you realize what I was doing.
I jump down into tilted towers... I begin looking for a weapon with the sounds of battle all around me. So much death what was the point? I see a friend of mine and I begin to run towards him to team up. I hear a "BANG" and a sniper bullet flies through the air and blows his head off. I slide behind a bus and begin crying. I hear 1 on 1 battles happening all around me as I begin to come back to reality. I pick up a SMG next to me and begin to run as fast as I can as the same sniper fires at me. I run as far away as I can. I find a shed and I get in and slam the door closed. Then I see it: the cookie! I pick it up and realize if I want to get it out of here I need to win the game. I open the door and see a storm all around me and I feel the life being sucked out of me. I run as fast as I can to get out of it. I get out of the storm on the edge of death... I look around. I'm in the middle of nowhere and in front of me is a dead body. I run up to it discussed but in desperate need for meds. I find a slurp juice and being drinking it as fast as I can. I feel life being restored in me. I look up to see that the eye of the storm is getting much smaller. I being looking for a place to hide and slowly crawl up a ledge. Silently like a mouse I get to the top to see someone right 2 feet in front of me battling an unknown person. I hear the sound of a shotgun and see the mauled body of the person in front of me fall to the ground. I look up to see the same person who killed my friend. "I am Ninja prepare to die" the person says. I feel a rage inside of me and I begin running towards Ninja. Ninja aims his gun and fires. I slide under the fire and let my SMG rip. I see Ninja fall to the ground. I hear a voice "you win" and all is well... I have won... and I have the cookie.
I put the cookie in the safest place possible: My stomach!