It hits a satellite, which crashes on you two hours later.
I scratch my head.
You scratch hard enough to split your skull in two.
I play SkyWars, despite everyone teaming against me. (No, this literally happened once when I played a game)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Everyone in the match teams up against you, and you didn't even pay for the Bedrock++ rank.
I download Chrome web browser on my computer.
Everyone in real life teams up and kills you.
I play Cookie Clicker.
For each cookie you get, you get one cookie IRL. You eat them all and die from diabetes.
I pull a lever.
It locks you into a room until you give me a proper answer to my last scenario.
NO THANK YOU.
I try to catch a Pikachu.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
Pikachu uses Thunder!
GoldHero101 is unable to battle!
I laugh at the misfortunes of others.
More laugh back at you.
I download Chrome web browser on my computer, again, because nobody seemed to understand my last post.
Your computer rejects it. It prints, "USE FIREFOX INSTEAD DUMMY!"
I eat an apple.
I say hi to someone
sugar is bad for you
Hi. H*CKER. I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE...
Ok, I install the way worse browser Firefox instead.
Your computer rejects it. It prints, "USE CHROME INSTEAD DUMMY!"
I murder someone, making sure that there are no cops or witnesses around.
They come back as a ghost to haunt you.
I run laps.
You run half a lap until you fell in mud and cried yourself to sleep.
I kill a banana.
The banana comes back as a banana ghost to haunt you.
You didn't specify what you do, so...
I step forward, making sure there's no traps around me.
There are no traps but there is a massive battle going on, with you in the middle of it
I operate a train
You attempt to perform surgery on the train, but it explodes.
I strike a dramatic pose.
People criticize you so much that they beat you up.
I play Splatoon 2.