You do both horribly, and some disco dancers and poets come and beat you up.
I lift a finger.
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Read the text below.
This is dufhugth20's substitute account. On two out of three computers in my house, I've been locked out of my main account, which is the reason why I've made this account in the first place. See me as the same guy, or "dufhugth20". Anybody who makes accounts and claims to be me are lying, unless I say that I have to make another account.
In this game, you post you doing a simple thing, then the next poster makes imminent disaster happen! Try to be as absurd as possible!
Poster 1
I'm eating.
Poster 2
Suddenly, the food somehow beats you up internally.
I'm building something.
Poster 3
When you're finished, it blows up in your face, despite you not putting any explosives or any griefers doing that.
I ignite a piece of TNT.
I'll begin.
I throw a punch at absolutely nothing.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Wind from you throwing the punch somehow strengthens into a hurricane, destroying everything and everyone in the area, after only two seconds.
I eat a slice of pizza.
Mario zips by on his Yoshi and swipes the slice of pizza away. Also he managed to put a Bob-omb on your hands.
I post on this forum game.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Nullposts crawl out of the screen and go on a rampage outside.
I make a roleplay.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
So many players join, you can't handle them all and decide to take it down.
I hide a Cookie. (Do you remember this forum game?)
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
You forget about it, it gains sentience, and it creates an army of cookies bound on vengeance.
I avoid stepping on a banana peel.
Another banana peel appears out of nowhere and forces you to slip.
I swing my sword, making sure that there's nothing that bounces my sword back, and I'm not pointing the sword at myself.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
You swing your sword around so fast, you lose your grip and it flies off into the distance.
I disguise myself as a mime.
You join a congregation of mimes, but then you inevitably blow your cover by accident, and all the other mimes quickly beat you to a pulp.
I attack the next poster.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
The mimes come after you and beat you up as well.
I scratch my head.
A cat comes along and thinks that you need help, and she claws you to death.
I sit down, making sure there's no spikes under me.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
A trapdoor opens up under you, sending you into a pit.
I rhyme while disco dancing.
You do both horribly, and some disco dancers and poets come and beat you up.
I lift a finger.
Read the text below.
This is dufhugth20's substitute account. On two out of three computers in my house, I've been locked out of my main account, which is the reason why I've made this account in the first place. See me as the same guy, or "dufhugth20". Anybody who makes accounts and claims to be me are lying, unless I say that I have to make another account.
A nearby person thinks you're objecting to his idea, and breaks the offending finger.
I relax in bed.
(video in spoiler is graphic so be warned)
I clean my house
sugar is bad for you
When you're done, dust suddenly spawns everywhere. Your house is full of dust on the inside and covered with dust on the outside.
I write with a pencil.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
The lead snaps and a little shard flies into your eye.
I plant a bean.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
You get beaned.
I punch Fabastic.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David
Fabastic retaliates with a psychic blast that sends you flying far away.
I go to the store to buy a drink.
sometimes, nullposts must be made.
My avatar: Faiya the dragon
404: eggs not found
The instant you step inside, an earthquake that has a magnitude of 9.9 hits the store and the roof collapses on you.
I throw a fireball upward, making sure that it can't come back at me.
[Avatar] My unshaded MC avatar (Shaded version later)
[Status] "...Thank you."
"A magic attack right at their face!" ~David