I use DarkHolmeTenk's TARDIS to skip all of the other compact machines and land in the compact machine just before the one you're living in, exit and spawn several Daleks.
I then say in chat that I found a meteorite stuck in a broken stealth pod in space by accident, while secretly taking off with the handbrakes off (which softens the takeoff/landing sound) and waiting for you to come out with a weapon, and get mowed down by several lasers and a few suicidal Dalek explosions.
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You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I walk over the edge of the universe, appearing on the other side due to wraparound and easily killing you with a simple bullet to the head.
I activate my UberCharge, but toss an infinite battery to my pocket medic who plugs it into his medigun and gives us both infinite ubercharge, and we both grab eachother to prevent knockback and explosions from seperating us and deactivating my ubercharge.
Then, I kill the medic and take the medigun to use it on myself because I'm evil hahaha.
It’s too uncomfortable to wield such that it affects you. Not like that matters, as you get barraged with Samsara, Die for Me, 100000000° Kelvin, Perfect Vacuum Burst, Absolute Zero, 1.21 Yottawatts, Gamma-Ray Burst, Mind Shatterer, Death Chord, and other insta-kill skills from your opponents.
I hide in a dimension detached from all other dimensions.
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I'm in plain sight. However, using the following methods will make you explode, and everything will go back to normal afterward. Also, I have unlimited food points and I have an immunity to explosions that not even Notch can remove.
Hitting me with a melee weapon
Sniping me with a projectile
Using an explosion
Pushing me into a pit
Dropping sand/gravel/anvils on me
Lighting a fire on me
Pouring lava on me
Trying to drown me in water
Using potions on me
Striking me with lightning
Making the floor turn into magma
Getting a player/mob to kill me, in which case you will both explode
I DDoS the server, and while you and everybody else is frantically reconnecting, I leave fifty controlled black hole bombs around where you will reappear, and activate an Anti-Noclip field that affects /tpa, /spawn and /home.
Sitting in a clever little bedrock bunker is a TARDIS Prevention Matrix, which stop any time capsules from being summoned in the black hole field.
(Besides, piloting a time capsule near one black hole will send it into a frenzy... don't bother.)
If you were to blow me up, I would no longer be able to prevent the black hole bombs from detonating, which would destabilize the fields protecting you from their horrible wrath. (This is not an explosive wrath as these are black holes, remember that.)
You cannot teleport away the instant you explode me, as the Anti-Noclip field would turn your bodily matter into pure energy and... kaboom.
Not even Noble and Steven's Wacky Bus could save you, as even god himself wouldn't go near your trap.
I hide in Noble and Steven's Wacky Bus of Amazing Misadventures and Sudden Event's, like T.D.F.S.T.U!
(not a wacky bus) (Timmy Destroys (the) Fabric (of) Space, Time (and the) Universe.)
I use the Shine spell to hit you with light damage, which kills you.
I use the hit-and-explosion thing again (See my previous post) but this time, literally ALL methods of killing me-- even DDoS'ing-- will make you explode. Just like before I have an immunity to explosions not even Notch can remove, and I cannot starve.
I toss a modified Rift Bomb into the pillow fort. The Rift Bomb has an AoE that affects the entire fort, but the Rift Bomb is modified to affect only YOU. As a result, the bomb teleports you 100 blocks in the air, and you die.
I do the hit-and-explosion thing again. This time, literally all-- and I REALLY mean it-- methods, even IRL, will make you explode when you try to use against me.
The game owners realize this, and try to ban you from their services. This results in them exploding with the force of about 1332 MEGATONS OF TNT. As all the servers and most of the generators are destroyed, gameplay becomes impossible for the general population. And that’s assuming the explosions don’t come close to harming you and catch the universe, multiverse or even the OMNIVERSE in an INFINITE LOOP WHERE THE EXPLOSIONS EXPLODE.
I make it so that have a 1.21 Yottawatt electric barrier surrounding me.
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I inform the government and all electrical companies of your barrier, and they siphon energy from it until I can walk through, only feeling a small tingle.
I proceed to slap you to death.
I hide in another game called ROBLOX, which is way out of reach from Minecraft.
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I also go there, and I hack your account so we are friends. Then I join your server, get admin, and ban you from ROBLOX.
The match has entered Sudden Death, and I have a customized loadout (This is Smash 4 we're talking about, people) that gave me a chance to have only 100% damage on the Sudden Death's start, and thankfully RNG was kind enough to let that chance happen. Then the game begins dropping bombs at us, and I proceed to catch one and throw one at the next poster, which is pretty much an OHKO (One-Hit Knockout).
I hide in my blanket and chair fort, because people were cruel enough to break my pillow fort.
You wouldn't break a blanket fort, would you?
...
Oh, I also have the chair fort protected by The Doctor, because his companions all visit my fort to play the various Doctor Who games on my DSi's in there.
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I can’t edit the command block cube, but I CAN edit what’s inside it. I use MCEdit to place lava at random locations inside the box.
I become a ghost, unable to be detected by regular means, intangible to small particles and when crushed, impossible to slice or pierce, and immune to harm from blunt force. (Proton beams and lasers will automatically miss due to the small particle intangibility)
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
If there's something strange, in your neighborhood...
Who you gonna call?
If there's something weird, and it don't look good...
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I quit the multiplayer server, turn off WiFi, hire a few bodyguards to keep my real body safe and join a modded singleplayer world, surrounded by ELN Turrets, with several TARDIS Prevention Matrixes powered by temporal artron batteries, several combine choppers, hundreds of BLU Spies, CustomNPCs guards with high amounts of resistance and health as well as high attack damage and speed, fifty BLU Heavies with a hundred level 3 dispensers and sentries, a quick escape rocket that will launch to my moon base with the exact same defense system, only with thousands of creeper traps surrounding the moon.
Should you invade the moon base, I will leave the solar system entirely and hide on Fronos, the candyland planet where food, water and oxygen are none of my worries, and more minerals to build another base and escape rocket.
If you were to track my invisible, undetectable rocket to Fronos, I would already be on my way to Gallifrey, only to loop around it and catch you off guard while on my way back to Earth.
If you were to keep track with me through all of this, I would hide in my pocket dimensional door maze, where no trace could be left in the fabric of reality itself, and traps that would send you to Limbo.
If you kept close foot with me, I would hide in my personal dimensional door, where no harm could come to me.
(Entering the door would send you to your own dimension, breaking the door would do nothing but generate a rift which would tear you into basic elements and allow me to exit by using a Rift Sword and using a TARDIS to land in that dimension would not only burn out the dematerialization circuit upon trying to leave, but the door would lead straight to Limbo upon trying to exit my personal dimension.)
Inside of that dimension is a food machine which uses the fabric of reality itself to generate a healthy breakfast, lunch, dinner, desert, drink and snack for me a universe at a time, a computer with an internet connection to play MineceptionCraft and my most prized possession, the Paradoximer, the only working time machine in the entirety of Notch's good world.
If you burnt out a perfectly good dematerialization circuit to get to my pocket realm, I could simply go from 1.7.10 to 1.12.2 in an instant, while you would have to close Minecraft, install the same mods that I have, restart Minecraft in a different version and.. re...hack?... into my computer to rejoin the internal server (this is actually true so i guess you could do this except for the fact that i unplugged the ethernet cable and turned off wifi), and by that time I could assign different BLU Mercs, turrets and NPC's to your spawn position to instantly kill you, not to mention the repeating command block set to /kill [nextposter] and the other repeating command block which forces your spawnpoint to the exact location that you died, forcing you into an infinite loop of the heavies, spies and scouts gunning you down, the turrets firing lasers into you, the npc's hitting you with their fists of absolute hell and me using /laugh in the background. (i have mpm come at me oh wait you can't).
If you got out of this, I would simply log off, bring my bodyguards with me to a restaurant and have a nice dinner while you figure out what the hell just happened.
A “few bodyguards” wouldn’t do much against an entire army of video game enemies attacking from all angles, ESPECIALLY if they use magic. (Don’t ask how they ended up in the real world...)
I enter a pod that is permanently as far away as possible from anything that wants to kill me. (If there is nothing that wants my death, the pod just doesn’t move.)
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[Avatar] A render of two of my OCs in a Minecraft format.
I fire a modified missile launcher that allows me to remote-control the missile, which hits the pod and you suffocate due to outer space's carbon dioxide.
I use DarkHolmeTenk's TARDIS to skip all of the other compact machines and land in the compact machine just before the one you're living in, exit and spawn several Daleks.
I then say in chat that I found a meteorite stuck in a broken stealth pod in space by accident, while secretly taking off with the handbrakes off (which softens the takeoff/landing sound) and waiting for you to come out with a weapon, and get mowed down by several lasers and a few suicidal Dalek explosions.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
i don't defend because am stoopid and tired
...
...
I walk over the edge of the universe, appearing on the other side due to wraparound and easily killing you with a simple bullet to the head.
I activate my UberCharge, but toss an infinite battery to my pocket medic who plugs it into his medigun and gives us both infinite ubercharge, and we both grab eachother to prevent knockback and explosions from seperating us and deactivating my ubercharge.
Then, I kill the medic and take the medigun to use it on myself because I'm evil hahaha.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
It’s too uncomfortable to wield such that it affects you. Not like that matters, as you get barraged with Samsara, Die for Me, 100000000° Kelvin, Perfect Vacuum Burst, Absolute Zero, 1.21 Yottawatts, Gamma-Ray Burst, Mind Shatterer, Death Chord, and other insta-kill skills from your opponents.
I hide in a dimension detached from all other dimensions.
We defend the entire universe from you, preventing food, water and oxygen from reaching you.
I hide in a 4chan anon's fat rolls.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I promptly delete the post.
I'm in plain sight. However, using the following methods will make you explode, and everything will go back to normal afterward. Also, I have unlimited food points and I have an immunity to explosions that not even Notch can remove.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I DDoS the server, and while you and everybody else is frantically reconnecting, I leave fifty controlled black hole bombs around where you will reappear, and activate an Anti-Noclip field that affects /tpa, /spawn and /home.
Sitting in a clever little bedrock bunker is a TARDIS Prevention Matrix, which stop any time capsules from being summoned in the black hole field.
(Besides, piloting a time capsule near one black hole will send it into a frenzy... don't bother.)
If you were to blow me up, I would no longer be able to prevent the black hole bombs from detonating, which would destabilize the fields protecting you from their horrible wrath. (This is not an explosive wrath as these are black holes, remember that.)
You cannot teleport away the instant you explode me, as the Anti-Noclip field would turn your bodily matter into pure energy and... kaboom.
Not even Noble and Steven's Wacky Bus could save you, as even god himself wouldn't go near your trap.
I hide in Noble and Steven's Wacky Bus of Amazing Misadventures and Sudden Event's, like T.D.F.S.T.U!
(not a wacky bus) (Timmy Destroys (the) Fabric (of) Space, Time (and the) Universe.)
Fun for the whole family!
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
Can it protect you from a Gamma-Ray Burst? Or a gargantuan amount of neutrinos (yes, you can sustain a lethal dose of neutrinos)? Didn’t think so.
I am surrounded by an impassable field of immovable white holes.
I use the Shine spell to hit you with light damage, which kills you.
I use the hit-and-explosion thing again (See my previous post) but this time, literally ALL methods of killing me-- even DDoS'ing-- will make you explode. Just like before I have an immunity to explosions not even Notch can remove, and I cannot starve.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
Everybody leaves the server, and you sit at your computer as you slowly age, and I IP-Track you.
Once I arrive at your house, I kick down the down, pump my 12 gauge and annihilate your router.
Afterwards, I hack your minecraft account, and poop on you.
I hide in my pillow fort of ultimate protection, destroying this would destroy most peoples childhood.
Are you willing to commit to an act so evil?
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I toss a modified Rift Bomb into the pillow fort. The Rift Bomb has an AoE that affects the entire fort, but the Rift Bomb is modified to affect only YOU. As a result, the bomb teleports you 100 blocks in the air, and you die.
I do the hit-and-explosion thing again. This time, literally all-- and I REALLY mean it-- methods, even IRL, will make you explode when you try to use against me.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
The game owners realize this, and try to ban you from their services. This results in them exploding with the force of about 1332 MEGATONS OF TNT. As all the servers and most of the generators are destroyed, gameplay becomes impossible for the general population. And that’s assuming the explosions don’t come close to harming you and catch the universe, multiverse or even the OMNIVERSE in an INFINITE LOOP WHERE THE EXPLOSIONS EXPLODE.
I make it so that have a 1.21 Yottawatt electric barrier surrounding me.
I inform the government and all electrical companies of your barrier, and they siphon energy from it until I can walk through, only feeling a small tingle.
I proceed to slap you to death.
I hide in another game called ROBLOX, which is way out of reach from Minecraft.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I also go there, and I hack your account so we are friends. Then I join your server, get admin, and ban you from ROBLOX.
The match has entered Sudden Death, and I have a customized loadout (This is Smash 4 we're talking about, people) that gave me a chance to have only 100% damage on the Sudden Death's start, and thankfully RNG was kind enough to let that chance happen. Then the game begins dropping bombs at us, and I proceed to catch one and throw one at the next poster, which is pretty much an OHKO (One-Hit Knockout).
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I catch it and throw it back. Que you getting caught in a chain of explosions that wipe you from the match.
I have an INFINITE AMOUNT OF IMMUNITY FRAMES.
/kill Connor_Miner
I hide in my blanket and chair fort, because people were cruel enough to break my pillow fort.
You wouldn't break a blanket fort, would you?
...
Oh, I also have the chair fort protected by The Doctor, because his companions all visit my fort to play the various Doctor Who games on my DSi's in there.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
I can’t edit the command block cube, but I CAN edit what’s inside it. I use MCEdit to place lava at random locations inside the box.
I become a ghost, unable to be detected by regular means, intangible to small particles and when crushed, impossible to slice or pierce, and immune to harm from blunt force. (Proton beams and lasers will automatically miss due to the small particle intangibility)
If there's something strange, in your neighborhood...
Who you gonna call?
If there's something weird, and it don't look good...
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I quit the multiplayer server, turn off WiFi, hire a few bodyguards to keep my real body safe and join a modded singleplayer world, surrounded by ELN Turrets, with several TARDIS Prevention Matrixes powered by temporal artron batteries, several combine choppers, hundreds of BLU Spies, CustomNPCs guards with high amounts of resistance and health as well as high attack damage and speed, fifty BLU Heavies with a hundred level 3 dispensers and sentries, a quick escape rocket that will launch to my moon base with the exact same defense system, only with thousands of creeper traps surrounding the moon.
Should you invade the moon base, I will leave the solar system entirely and hide on Fronos, the candyland planet where food, water and oxygen are none of my worries, and more minerals to build another base and escape rocket.
If you were to track my invisible, undetectable rocket to Fronos, I would already be on my way to Gallifrey, only to loop around it and catch you off guard while on my way back to Earth.
If you were to keep track with me through all of this, I would hide in my pocket dimensional door maze, where no trace could be left in the fabric of reality itself, and traps that would send you to Limbo.
If you kept close foot with me, I would hide in my personal dimensional door, where no harm could come to me.
(Entering the door would send you to your own dimension, breaking the door would do nothing but generate a rift which would tear you into basic elements and allow me to exit by using a Rift Sword and using a TARDIS to land in that dimension would not only burn out the dematerialization circuit upon trying to leave, but the door would lead straight to Limbo upon trying to exit my personal dimension.)
Inside of that dimension is a food machine which uses the fabric of reality itself to generate a healthy breakfast, lunch, dinner, desert, drink and snack for me a universe at a time, a computer with an internet connection to play MineceptionCraft and my most prized possession, the Paradoximer, the only working time machine in the entirety of Notch's good world.
If you burnt out a perfectly good dematerialization circuit to get to my pocket realm, I could simply go from 1.7.10 to 1.12.2 in an instant, while you would have to close Minecraft, install the same mods that I have, restart Minecraft in a different version and.. re...hack?... into my computer to rejoin the internal server (this is actually true so i guess you could do this except for the fact that i unplugged the ethernet cable and turned off wifi), and by that time I could assign different BLU Mercs, turrets and NPC's to your spawn position to instantly kill you, not to mention the repeating command block set to /kill [nextposter] and the other repeating command block which forces your spawnpoint to the exact location that you died, forcing you into an infinite loop of the heavies, spies and scouts gunning you down, the turrets firing lasers into you, the npc's hitting you with their fists of absolute hell and me using /laugh in the background. (i have mpm come at me oh wait you can't).
If you got out of this, I would simply log off, bring my bodyguards with me to a restaurant and have a nice dinner while you figure out what the hell just happened.
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.
A “few bodyguards” wouldn’t do much against an entire army of video game enemies attacking from all angles, ESPECIALLY if they use magic. (Don’t ask how they ended up in the real world...)
I enter a pod that is permanently as far away as possible from anything that wants to kill me. (If there is nothing that wants my death, the pod just doesn’t move.)
I fire a modified missile launcher that allows me to remote-control the missile, which hits the pod and you suffocate due to outer space's carbon dioxide.
I do the hit-and-explosion thing again.
[Avatar] A render of my skin
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b48-Z_ozdg
I find caveman algot120
I hit head with rock
I modify myself with so much cyberware that I become a cyberman, and I once again hide in the singleplayer world.
This time, I lock away the computer, become a real cyberman, have the computer embedded into my cyberbody, and fly to Mars.
I hide until the Mars Colony is built, and hang out with the new people, and warn them about the next poster's attack and to protect themselves.
The poster is also not legally allowed to destroy the Mars Colony, and now Earth has sent several police teams out into space to arrest them.
(Don't take that into consideration, it's just a part of me going to Mars, and shouldn't affect your penetration.)
You took the time out of your day to read my signature, so have a prize.