Since the ship I'm on is RNG-controlled, the only button on my ship's dashboard is labeled "Hocus Pocus," so I press it. The ship fires a "Kaboomle Missile" that's so strong that it not only collides with your missiles, it's strong enough to withstand the explosions. It ends up passing through and obliterates your ship.
I force the next poster to enter a mech with no weapons, and since machines are weak to electricity, I create an artificial lightning storm and have it strike the next poster's mech.
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[Avatar] My skin, double-wielding swords
[Status] Doing absolutely nothing.
I'm Idelac. I'm a regular on the forum games.
What, were you expecting a more detailed signature?
...didn’t say anything about defensive upgrades... *mech has Faraday’s Shield installed*
You spend so much time waiting for the mech to be destroyed with me in it that you get struck by lightning. I then move the mech to you and teleport you to the top. Que lightning striking both you and the mech repeatedly whilst the latter is completely unaffected.
I lock the next poster in the cargo hold of ship moving at several times the speed of light that is on a direct collision course with the singularity of a supermassive black hole. Also, teleportation is banned.