I swap your tea with mine in such a way that only I and anyone else I tell can know that it happened. You end up poisoning YOURSELF because of that.
I turn the next poster into a baby and summon a MASSIVE pit of spikes filled with baby filters, which will only be solid for anything that ISN'T a baby, which the next poster is turned into the INSTANT the spike pit of baby doom appears.
Thank Goodness For This Portal Gun! I Shoot A Portal Above Player_Miner Then Shoot The Other Portal On A Wall, I Slam Myself Into The 2nd Portal , Then I Slam Player_Miner With Enough Force To Make Him Fall Into The Pit.
The Next Poster Will Face The Eye-Burning Pain Of A CamelCase Text Wall, And Possibly Be Trapped In A Room With Said (Crumbling) Text Walls. Only Food Is Given.
I eat the food, liquefying it into a soup (technically a drink) with my stomach acid so I don't die. I then kick the wall down, covering my eyes with my food wrappers, and stab you with the broken CamelCase letters.
Spacesuit device. I pull YOU out of the airlock with a Motorized Grappling Hook and smash your helmet with a pickaxe. You suffocate out in space as I pull myself back in with the same Motorized Grappling Hook.
I stick myself to a block and cover the ground around it with Diamond Spikes, then pull the next poster towards the Spikes without them crashing into me as a result.
Genji deflects all those bullets into the helicopter's blades and rotor, destroying them. You plummet and crash into a volcano after I built a wall of obsidian with a Botania item at the last second. Parachuting won't help you here, as Widowmaker's ready to pick you off out of the air whilst you're a sitting duck.
Pharah unleashes her ultimate on the next poster whilst I keep the next poster in the line of fire.