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I hold up a curved pipe that the acid goes into one end and shoots back at you out the other, right into your face.

I open fire at the next poster with a nailgun.

I use a hammer to deflect the nails back at you, making you into a pincushion.

I break a beer bottle on the next poster's head.

That wouldn't kill me, really. The shattered glass pierces through your eyes.

I curb stomp the next poster.

My nose is a drill, making the curb stomp really painful and results in you bleeding to death.

I throw a car onto the next poster

I become Hulk, and throw the car at you.

I give poison tea to the next poster.

I swap your tea with mine in such a way that only I and anyone else I tell can know that it happened. You end up poisoning YOURSELF because of that.

I turn the next poster into a baby and summon a MASSIVE pit of spikes filled with baby filters, which will only be solid for anything that ISN'T a baby, which the next poster is turned into the INSTANT the spike pit of baby doom appears.

you turn me into baby with adverse effects that backfire on you

i run down the next poster with a car

I throw a banana peel at the tires and watch you crash and die.

I wrap the next poster in a carpet and set them on fire.

Good thing I thought to apply Fire Resistance. I unwrap myself and wrap the carpet around you and staple it to the wall whilst you are still trapped in it.

You get burnt to a crisp.

I fire the next poster towards a bottomless pit so that they fall in.

Thank Goodness For This Portal Gun! I Shoot A Portal Above Player_Miner Then Shoot The Other Portal On A Wall, I Slam Myself Into The 2nd Portal , Then I Slam Player_Miner With Enough Force To Make Him Fall Into The Pit.

The Next Poster Will Face The Eye-Burning Pain Of A CamelCase Text Wall, And Possibly Be Trapped In A Room With Said (Crumbling) Text Walls. Only Food Is Given.

I eat the food, liquefying it into a soup (technically a drink) with my stomach acid so I don't die. I then kick the wall down, covering my eyes with my food wrappers, and stab you with the broken CamelCase letters.

I kick the next poster out of the airlock.

Spacesuit device. I pull YOU out of the airlock with a Motorized Grappling Hook and smash your helmet with a pickaxe. You suffocate out in space as I pull myself back in with the same Motorized Grappling Hook.

I stick myself to a block and cover the ground around it with Diamond Spikes, then pull the next poster towards the Spikes without them crashing into me as a result.

I struggle against the force, eventually getting to your block, kicking you into the spikes, and leaving me on the block. I use your carcass as a platform to get out.

I throw the next poster into a meat grinder and market them as dog food.

Turns out metal isn't a good thing to put into a grinder, and the grinder gets stuck and eventually breaks, sending a piece of the grinder your way, which decapitates you probably

I send a huge army of reanimated skeletons (In armor) at the next poster.

I sweep kick all of them into pieces, then bludgeon you to death with a skull.

I block your skull attacks and move close to a cliff edge whilst you follow me trying to kill me. I then stop blocking and grab your arm in the middle of an attack and throw you off of the cliff.

I launch a giant snowball at the next poster.

ouch. puts it back together and throws it back at you. take that

punches next poster in the throat

I have a throat of iron, so you break your hand into pieces.

I tie a propane tank to the next poster and shoot the tank.

While you tie it I secretly and stealthily tie it to your hands instead, and I take your gun and shoot the tank.

I get into a attack helicopter and shoot at the next poster with a Vulcan.

Genji deflects all those bullets into the helicopter's blades and rotor, destroying them. You plummet and crash into a volcano after I built a wall of obsidian with a Botania item at the last second. Parachuting won't help you here, as Widowmaker's ready to pick you off out of the air whilst you're a sitting duck.

Pharah unleashes her ultimate on the next poster whilst I keep the next poster in the line of fire.