[am I allowed to just bump a charge up by one that'd be great for now until I can re-get my bearings]
OK, small note: Anything pre-EoTB completion (which does include this post sadly) is now nullified. That being said, just repost this and I'll be cool. Welcome back, Xcano! You've come at a serendipitous time, player vulnerability got dunked on by popular vote!
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to start creating schools:
School of necromancy (level 0 alchemy which allows control over positive and negative energy allowing stuff like healing or damaging undead or turning people in half undead and various other things)
School of evocation (level 0 alchemy which manipulate energy allowing stuff like making people taste the rainbow and so on)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I throw knives on the cellular lifeforms and it does nothing then I remember that real life knives are not used by throwing them and so I instead run at the cellular lifeforms and do even more surrealist stuff: I noclip through the giant cells and I slice their newly found vital organs(since the time they took the appearance of giants) from the inside and it makes chainsaw noises for some weird reason and some of the hit giants might randomly starts vomiting bows and arrows onto the other giants and they could discover that the knife was rusty and bloody and had many germs that start infesting the giants.
Charges
Project M08-➊ (35/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M09-The Logician (1/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
Time to wreck a ship.
I climb to the peak of a mountain near Rugname and pull out Pump Them Up. I proceed to high-pressure-water-drill a hole through the Rootmars, then carve a pile of poo emoji into Rugname itself with the water.
Entity Action
Rinon shouts out /ɕeɪŋ˩ tʰap˧ kʰɤə˥˦ d͡ʑaŋ˩˧/. Although this seems to have no meaning, the Cloud of Spambots slows down its movement and some drop to the ground, deactivated as if by an EMP. She then shouts /t͡sʼəd͡zɛɑpʼu/, which also seems to have no meaning. The Cloud of Spambots drops even more spambots to the ground.
i scrap this attack and use the resulting scrap metal to maul UserZero.
Why?
Because im CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scrap metal turns out to be N00bium. Userzero promptly laughs it off- N00Bium has never killed, let alone cut, anyone. She is so busy laughing she does not notice 500000000000000 Chara clones mashing the attack button.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Sea dog 3/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level 6 - 3/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 3/10)
~T: Tongueless men can't talk back.
~Toast proved her theory by quite ruthlessly slicing the lower half of the PZ's Chua Spellslinger's jaw, including it's tongue. Rather than leaving it there and doing nothing further, she threw the tongue on the ground. That was the signal, according to ~Toast. Cannons start raining down terror on the poor soul.
HELLVET: Damn you! I was about to go on a slaying spree with that 5-point charge!
VERDAN: Well, a good team is behind a good push. The better the team, the better the push!
HELLVET: Can't you be good at killing things to help the push?
VERDAN: Sure, but your teammates need some buffing as well to compliment them being in a group. Raw killing power won't sustain itself against a large enough onslaught! Back down you go.
HELLVET: Alright, fine. But can I stay up and kill things past our bedtime?
VERDAN: No, I need to get some sleep too. Besides, that'd be defeating the purpose!
W+M1 we all know to be a bad tactic, but to be fair, Phlog Pyro is pretty darn satisfying when you get full Mmmph and then you wipe out half the enemy team in a single ambush (or with the Backburner, but that radius of opportunity is too narrow!). However, in a game like TF2, anything fun or satisfying is hard to counter depending on how fun it is (cough cough, Huntsman, Bombing Soldier, cough cough).
I was thinking of having an upgraded Medigun through use of the Alchemiter, to compliment my wishes to be credit to team, but I think I've spent a bit too much time upgrading my Assault Rifle. Feel free to say why not to have a powerful Medigun at your leisure.
Well, maybe all the killing power's gone to Hellvet's head. Why else would he be a Card-Carrying Ax-Crazy Omnicidal Maniac?
Alright, it makes sense (as a GM myself) to nerf the Buffing Totem- after all, it is only a 5-point charge.
As an off question, just how many Alchemies can one have charging at a time? I see other people charging up 2 alchemies at once, but I want to make sure that's the limit.
Hey! It's rude to deny the kill to someone, Psy-Godmodder. You should know that.
But there are more important things on the horizon!... a second challenge emerges!
To help out for the fight, I hook up an energy link to Rugname, allowing him to generate more energy this turn!
Aw, man... you guys were right. Sorry I forgot to choose my position! Oh well.
26/30
40/40 charge ACTIVATING...
"Hey! Hey you! That's right! You! tEMBO tEMMURR! I have a few things to SAY to you!"
"Specifically, I wanted to offer you an ANTI-PLAYER soul. One that is worth -1 Player Souls!"
tEMBO tEMMURR is of course aggravated at this idea. Why would I spend a 40-post charge on subtracting one of his souls?
But what he failed to notice, was that it was a distraction. All of it.
In reality, my offer was simply designed to mask the thing that was approaching him from behind.
All of these thoughts appear above my head in highly visible thought bubble form, making tEMBO tEMMUR turn around to look behind him quickly!
Turns out the thing approaching him from behind was me! I leap at his back, using Excavator's Incendiary Autobow to dig through layers of flesh and bone, setting him on fire in the process! I also stab him with a CHARGE KNIFE(knife made out of charges), dealing (hopefully) extreme damage!
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=Turn One=
(24 / 50) comic. (+2, Richard)
(27 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to keep Phantom Walker on fire. I do this by reveaing that the ground under Phantom Walker is a massive oven, and I slowly turn up the heat! Eventually, the flames are so strong that half of one of the mountains melts down, and creates a huge wave of molten lava that flows toward Phantom Walker! The flames consume him, and to ensure that he keeps burning, I down a Potion of Fire Resistance and swim around in the lava, building a box around Phantom Walker. Now he's trapped inside AND burning in lava, allowing me to perform my special attack!
I remove the box from the lava flow below, Phantom Walker trapped inside still. I then drill a small hole into the box, and start pumping it with liquid nitrogen. All the lava cools, leaving Phantom Walker trapped inside! I then throw the box into a Tinker's Construct forge, and melt him down! I then make him into an awesome pickaxe, which I then swing at Uzi! She then effortlessly destroys the pickaxe as I try to smash her with it, sending Phantom Walker's bits everywhere!
I then sweep up his bits, and light him on fire with a tiny lighter. Just to be sure.
=Command=
Napstablook uses Tearwiggle on the Draken Stalker!
I respawn, flipping you off despite the lack of fingers. Give me +2s, or I'm going to derail your plans, either via charge decay or a change of targets.
+2, wait, who's on my team now? (Invulnerable players make it very hard to figure out who is on my team because now the players don't show up. Please at least put a listing of current players in the OP?)
Alright, I have been doing a crapshoot of a job dealing with the Godmodders. If not for Psy being smart and commiting suicide, Richard would have been only 4 ranks away from beating UserZero. I need some heavier options
Right. I found an... interesting substance, and I believe that we can use it to inflict extreme damage on one of the godmodders.
Sure. Let's do it on Richard first. If we trigger the sort of things that happen with low HP godmodders, it will possibly help put damage on UserZero first, and all we have to do is make sure another Gamma+ godmodder fails to appear (since Psy probably seppuku'd in the original timeline).
About that, the godmodding energy transferred to the summon of 2 people, who are now invulnerable and cannot be interrupted. Odds are, when that completes Richard either gets a straight rankup or another godmodder appears for him to kill. We need to set up anti-arriving-godmodder traps.
How about we just kill Richard now?
Understood. Initiating Operation GodSlayer.
Wait. That's the one involving the Godslayer Cannon, isn't it?
No, thats Operation Godzilla Threshold. Though I do admit, I should probably rename one of them.
Whatever. How does this work?
{ENCRYPTED COMMUNICATIONS}
Right.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER PHASE: ALPHA
STRATEGY: OBSCURE REFERENCE
I start the attack by summoning a dozen ceramic bloons to attack Richard. The bloons rush him at high speed and
attempt to ram into him. Though the ceramics pose a fairly significant threat (they are heavy and move fast enough
to hit hard), Richard inevitably breaks them down into the standard bloon chain (1 Ceramic to 2 rainbow to 4 zebra
to 8 black/white to 16 pink/yellow/green/blue/red), but those still attempt to rub themselves on him to build up
static electricity (if they somehow manage to build up enough static electricity Richard gets struck by a lightning
bolt from the static buildup, but we all know that is not going to happen). While this is happening, EXOS has some
of the Sniper Drones correct for the disruption the godmodders employed before, and has them fire a volley of
helium gas shots directly inside Richard's bloodstream, causing no actual damage (unless Richard was messing up the
portals, then the shots end up blasting other parts of him and causing actual damage). In addition, Richard also
finds the bloons filled with... helium. However, Richard barely has time to resister the fact that this had no
actual damage (unless he epically failed against the bloons that is), because the Sniper Drones then open micro-
portals inside his ears and link the other ends straight to a mega-tuba set up near EXOS' drone factory, resulting
in an extremely traumatic ear-bombing on Richard. Luckily for Richard, the portals are only sustained for about 5
seconds, but he takes long enough to recover that I can throw a variant Ender Explosive into his face.
Unfortunately for him, this does not merely cause an immediate explosion. What it does cause, however, is the
transmutation of all the helium in the area around the pearl explosion (not just from the bloons popping, but also
from the helium the Sniper drones shot right up into his bloodstream) into an extremely dangerous substance:
Reverse Wood. Richard doubles over in pain from the side effects of having gaseous helium inside him turn into
larger molecules of wood, as the helium in the air around him transforms into clusters of sawdust particles that
scatter around the area. I take a step back, pull out my sniper rifle, and fire a shot - wide about a foot to the
left of his head. However, Richard immediately leaps into action, jumping into the path of the sniper rifle shot to
take the hit. Richard (and everyone else) is immediately confused by this, so EXOS uses its computing speed to dump
an exposition bomb on the chat (note: given MC chat and his practically instant typing speed, this happens near-
instantly):
EXOS: That substance that has just been created is a highly dangerous form of plant matter best known as Reverse
Wood. Its main effect is to reverse the properties of magic and other anomalous properties: a healing spell
influenced by it would kill the victim, a fireball spell would either create a single narrow ray of ice or shoot
backwards (data is unclear their due to no-one in the testing area knowing to cast a fireball), and SCP-173 becomes
only able to move if being observed (that caused about 50 casualties at Site-{REDACTED}). A godmodder is, in the
simplest since, a being with the anomolous property to dodge, block, or evade nearly any incoming attack. So, what
do you think happens when that gets reversed? Lets just say you would be hard-pressed to NOT score a hit on the
target. Sure, the attacker's magic and anomalous properties would also be effective, but that would not make it any
harder for the godmodder in question to get himself hit by a rock, or a sniper rifle, or my drones.
Unfortunately for Richard, who really wants to try out his new anti-godmodding powers, the not-assualt that ensues
on him makes it very difficult for him to get himself hit:
1) A group of worker drones arrives near the area, and immediately begin attempting to pick up the Reverse Sawdust
left behind from the helium-reversion attack. Since the worker drones are not being ordered to attack and have
almost no weapons anyways, he has trouble getting them to damage him.
2) Shock Drones are deployed at close range (they use a lightning core and attack either by shooting energy orbs at
range or by energizing their forward blades and launching an energized ram attack) and proceed to entertain
themselves by ping-ponging energy bolts between each other to build up energy.
3) Everyone else still does their attacks while this is happening. Richard is overwhelmed by all the attacks and is
unable to get all of them to get hit by one, but eventually decides on the attack of the poster 1d10 posts down and
gets himself hit by it (even if its something that normally doesnt do any damage, he anti-godmods it into causing
damage anyways)
4) The Sniper Drones continue to link to a Tuba to distract and harass the godmodder while he is attempting to get
hit by all the attacks, making it significantly more difficult.
5) The HICCUP (Highly Inaccurate Cannon Capable of Ultimate Power, basically a gun with only a 1/1000 chance of
hitting that does insane damage if it hits) is fired in the general direction of Richard (or at least tried to fire
there, it sometimes fires straight backwards or just doesn't fire).
6) EXOS realizes the reverse wood was also reversing the standard attack strategy against godmodders (usually they try to hit, he was trying to miss), and orders the Scout Drones to circle Richard at around 20 meters out and open fire with their machine guns. Oddly, this attack is the least likely to hit Richard.
7) I nullify my endermancy, load a Reverse Wood round into my pistol, enchant the round with an enchantment that causes it to always miss its target (except it gets reversed and always hits its target), then fire it at UserZero. It causes no damage but instead inverts UserZero's powers, and she tries to beat Richard at the new (confusing) game by going back in time and getting hit before Richard can take those hits. Also note that if Richard can get hit by this attack before it hits UserZero (which would involve overpowering both my enchantment and UserZero from the future who is trying to go back in time to get hit by everything), the Reverse Wood from this gun can nullify the Reverse Wood all over Richard's insides (Reverse Wood from seperate sources will both get reversed and reverse each other, leading to both having no effect, but Reverse Wood from the same source does not reverse itself (otherwise reverse wood would not be able to exist as a tree or anything larger than the molecular level).
(OOC: No I did not just invent this to mess with Richard, it comes from an obscure source)
Walker experiences some amusement at the fact that his phantom counterpart is still alive... dead... alivedead... undead? Must be that really good armor. Regardless of the reason behind it, he decides to quickly rid the field of the buff totem, realizing just how powerful it could be if it were used competently. Normally, he'd do some sort of really cool-looking normal attack, but this time, he realizes how important it is to get that totem down. So, he does something he hasn't done before here... until now. The attack he uses against the totem?
>Demolition - Fandango Triad Fandango
(Which means 1x medium damage single target, 3x light damage single target, 1x medium damage single target)
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 7/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 3/6 Mitosis Minimizer
___
Binary Slime: Attack Creed
___
Mercury takes out the Sagittarius Bow, and aims it directly at Creed. He takes the time to set up the shot well... Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. Decades. Centuries. Millenia. Eons. Eternities. As the multiverse comes to an end, Mercury realizes Creed has faded out of existence due to the entropy of the universe, not to mention other entities and the war ending/a paradox killing all of us. He sighs, and travels back in time to the start of my post. He then takes out the Sagittarius Bow, aims it at Creed, and just fires, instead of wasting literal eternities.
Reality ensues, and Mercury is traumatized by an eternity of isolation. He goes to visit Creed for human interaction, but has forgotten how to talk to people normally. Instead, he takes out a comically large hammer and bops Creed on the head with it as an icebreaker. It was originally a soft air filled gag hammer, but the eternities caused it to harden into a diamond hammer, because the hammer was actually a cascoon who used harden many many times in those many many years... or something less ridiculous works too.
It then occurs to Mercury that he hasn't let his pokemon out of their pokeballs in months, at least not on camera. Or is ti eternities... do pokemon even experience time in the pokeballs? That's for the rational fic writers to worry about, moving on. He sends out all of them, and as expected, they all have cabin INSANITY, the final most deadly stage of cabin fever, and attack Mercury. However, they all have terrible aim and hit Creed due to how messed up their sense of scale is from being trapped in a pokeball for... some period of time.
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to keep creating schools:
School of divination(level 0 alchemy which allows to looks in a tea pot and guess the future or so see what is right in front of you)
School of abjuration(level 0 alchemy regrouping most of the defensive magics)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
after I decide to ask who believes to be the most modest on the battlefield(including players,godmodders, entities, walls, alchemies, terrains, alchemitter upgrades, the alchemitter, the stuff I forgot and so on)
I mean to let creatures hit a ship 100 km into the sky these mountains are pretty high.
I fire a powerful energy beam at those mountains to lower them, then I open a chasm in the ground to make sure that these mountains fall on it, after that I manipulate the flow of time to make sure they undergo the atmospheric effect and lose height naturally.
I summon 5.000 nano-Kretulle these creatures were designed to extract every precious material from the ground, you may know them as the main mining robots of the land of Gretetoria, these have an interesting story of how their creators were all killed by them but I don't think it is the moment for sharing funny stories, they are now programmed to just ear every single piece of earth that is part of those mountains, in fact they eat so much of these mountains that they proceed to gain mass until all of them explode lowering the height of those mountains.
0.02 seconds of silence for all the poor Kretulles that died today.
.
Hopefully these mountains are now a lovely flatland now.
Dai-Manji is now summoned!
Dai-Manji will attach to Rugname and cover the entrance for Rootmars.
Rugname gains another 25 of energy, current total 25.04/100
Let's expend some of this.
12 Big Eyes summoned (they still have 10% evasion) 9
2 Mars People Medium 10.09
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
Energy remaining 0/100
FBSN I give you control over 6 Big Eyes.
Topazian I give you control over the 2 mars people and the UFO.
6 big eyes will enter a formation (alpha type) losing their 10% evasiveness but gaining a bonus in attack, they start to attack the .jpeg Abomination with a sequence of lasers.
The Dai-Manji automatically spawns 1 mini-UFO.
Dai-Manjii attacks Phantom Walker using his powerful electric beam.
The mini-UFO will attack the jpeg Abomination firing lasers, lasers and lasers.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 25/50 +2 Tazz +4 FBSN
and the Glory 9/50 +1 Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) =
The Power Glove (Level 9: 9/10)
Start and examine:
Infinity sided die && quantum computer = ? 1/?
I ruin Crusher's attack by tossing a massive amount of Z.O.M.G's at his balloons. Leading the charge is the balloon-thingy the Godmodder summoned in the TvTropes edition, while i toss Crusher into a local volcano using the Gravity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, i freeze the reverse wood, causing it to combust and burn. If his attack fails to do damage- or any effect at all, for that matter. i do this to the Destroyer of worlds.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
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=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) comic. (+2, Insert)
(28 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(3 / 11) Ia! Ia! (LVL 10)
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to attack the Obsidian Stronghold.
...well I would, if I didn't feel super lazy. So I decide to gather a massive horde of players to do it for me! With a single message on Tweetbookdit, thousands of random players appear on the server! I then decide to give a massive rallying speech to them. Which goes a little something like this...
AG: The Sleuth clears his throat, and delivers his speech into a megaphone, to address the crowds. "PLAYERS OF MINECRAFTIA!"
AG: "TODAY, WE ARE FACED WITH A THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM; THE OBSIDIAN STRONGHOLD!"
Multiple diagrams depicting the end of Minecraft suddenly appear next to me. And in those diagrams is the Obsidian Stronghold. The players are immediately alarmed by this, not knowing if I'm lying or not.
AG: "INSIDE THE WALLS OF THE STRONGHOLD ARE PEOPLE PLOTTING TO BRING DOWN MINECRAFT ITSELF!"
AG: "AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! I PROPOSE THAT WE RAID THE FLOATING FORTRESS..."
AG: "AND BRING IT DOWN!"
The players awkwardly cheer.
AG: The sleuth is silent. He clears his throat again.
AG: "ALSO WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA BUILD A GIANT FLYING MECH TO DO IT."
The players then actually cheer. Construction then begins on a titanic mecha; nearly three-times higher than the world's standard limits, and exactly 6x6 chunks in size. The main hull is made up of iron blocks; inside the blocks are several reinforced layers of obsidian to protect the fragile redstone wiring within. The joints of the Mech are made up of strung-together chainmail armor, and it's powered by exactly one redstone clock. The weapon systems are extremely powerful; a quad-barreled diamond machine-gun, a titanic solid-diamond blade and several other smaller, not-as-cool weapons line the entire surface of the Mech.
Inside the mech itself is a small city of sorts; the mech is simply that large. Along the two giant thrusters of the mech are several farms and markets, keeping the economy of the mech flowing. Inside the torso are living quarters and recreational rooms. Inside the head are most of the important things; weapon controls, air conditioners and the shield generators. The legs and arms don't contain anything special, and for good reasons.
Standing outside of the mech, I fire off a fireworks rocket, signalling that everyone is free to activate the Mech. The twin rocket-boosters ignite, and the Mech very slowly soars into the sky. Then the afterburners activate, and the Mech is flying towards the Obsidian Stronghold at amazing speeds. The blade, pointing downward as it flies over, slices straight through the Stronghold. Players positioned inside the blade jump out as the blade enters, causing general havoc inside the Stronghold! The players, all skilled mining operatives, rip apart the stronghold from the inside and hold off the ESBF with water. And machine guns. And swords.
The mech then soars above the stronghold, and performs a DIVING KICK OF JUSTICE. It slams into the Stronghold, smashing it down straight into one of the mountains and impaling it on one. As it kicks off of the fortress to get back into the air, several slots in the legs open, deploying diamond-tipped drills! These crash into the fortress and drill straight through it, eventually boring right through and dropping down to the Battlefield below. Now circling the damaged Stronghold, the Diamond Machine Gun starts to fire. Massive diamond shells frag the fortress, dozens of rounds making impact every second! Each shell also houses a player, who exit their shell once they've embed themselves in the fortress. This ends up completely overwhelming the ESBF, and keeps them pinned down, unable to defend against the hordes!
The cycle of divekicking, slashing and shooting the Obsidian Stronghold continues for a while, until only five players are left inside the Mech, inside the head. The players then fly the mech besides the stronghold, and activate the SECRET WEAPON. Over the surfaces of the arms, thousands of blaster cannons appear, along with a massive plasma cannon on the chest of the mech! Each one of them fires a single shot, but it's enough to launch the Obsidian Stronghold straight into the Second Barrier! It smashes against the nigh-indestructible surface, and is helpless as the Mech flies in at full speed, ready to suicide-slam into the Obsidian Stronghold.
The slam happens, and a huge explosion consumes the mech and blows it into tiny pieces. Nothing is left of the Mech, expect the five players in the head, who retreated in escape pods, towards the general direction of the battlefield.
REPOSTING...
(whaaaaaaat. the updoot was done by this time.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
OK, small note: Anything pre-EoTB completion (which does include this post sadly) is now nullified. That being said, just repost this and I'll be cool. Welcome back, Xcano! You've come at a serendipitous time, player vulnerability got dunked on by popular vote!
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to start creating schools:
School of necromancy (level 0 alchemy which allows control over positive and negative energy allowing stuff like healing or damaging undead or turning people in half undead and various other things)
School of evocation (level 0 alchemy which manipulate energy allowing stuff like making people taste the rainbow and so on)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I throw knives on the cellular lifeforms and it does nothing then I remember that real life knives are not used by throwing them and so I instead run at the cellular lifeforms and do even more surrealist stuff: I noclip through the giant cells and I slice their newly found vital organs(since the time they took the appearance of giants) from the inside and it makes chainsaw noises for some weird reason and some of the hit giants might randomly starts vomiting bows and arrows onto the other giants and they could discover that the knife was rusty and bloody and had many germs that start infesting the giants.
Then I
Abandoning the leveling system for now. Will remake the system later and become vulnerable again.
Alchemies
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Quantum Solar Panel = Cubic Solar Panel Module (6/9)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Eight MFSUs = Cubic Battery Module (6/9)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (35/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M09-The Logician (1/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
Time to wreck a ship.
I climb to the peak of a mountain near Rugname and pull out Pump Them Up. I proceed to high-pressure-water-drill a hole through the Rootmars, then carve a pile of poo emoji into Rugname itself with the water.
Entity Action
Rinon shouts out /ɕeɪŋ˩ tʰap˧ kʰɤə˥˦ d͡ʑaŋ˩˧/. Although this seems to have no meaning, the Cloud of Spambots slows down its movement and some drop to the ground, deactivated as if by an EMP. She then shouts /t͡sʼəd͡zɛɑpʼu/, which also seems to have no meaning. The Cloud of Spambots drops even more spambots to the ground.
Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 2/9 lvl 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 1/? lvl ???
..
i scrap this attack and use the resulting scrap metal to maul UserZero.
Why?
Because im CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scrap metal turns out to be N00bium. Userzero promptly laughs it off- N00Bium has never killed, let alone cut, anyone. She is so busy laughing she does not notice 500000000000000 Chara clones mashing the attack button.
46/50 Annoying Dog (3+ Tazz)
p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how2wastecharges: 2/22
2+ to MeGaMinEr
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
The something pit 5/25
Sea dog 3/10
Golden Idol && Tentacles && Rusty Handle && A Test of Spirit + A Harsh Lesson && Sigil of Strength = Eye of Nagakaborous (goodluck with that) (Level 6 - 3/7)
Lantern && Chain && && Hook && Soul of the Damned && Soul of the Tormented && Soul of the Innocent = The Chain Warden (Level 9 - 3/10)
~T: Tongueless men can't talk back.
~Toast proved her theory by quite ruthlessly slicing the lower half of the PZ's Chua Spellslinger's jaw, including it's tongue. Rather than leaving it there and doing nothing further, she threw the tongue on the ground. That was the signal, according to ~Toast. Cannons start raining down terror on the poor soul.
+1 ire +1 mardek
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
I preform Repost!
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VERDAN: Woohoo! I'm in full control now!
HELLVET: Damn you! I was about to go on a slaying spree with that 5-point charge!
VERDAN: Well, a good team is behind a good push. The better the team, the better the push!
HELLVET: Can't you be good at killing things to help the push?
VERDAN: Sure, but your teammates need some buffing as well to compliment them being in a group. Raw killing power won't sustain itself against a large enough onslaught! Back down you go.
HELLVET: Alright, fine. But can I stay up and kill things past our bedtime?
VERDAN: No, I need to get some sleep too. Besides, that'd be defeating the purpose!
W+M1 we all know to be a bad tactic, but to be fair, Phlog Pyro is pretty darn satisfying when you get full Mmmph and then you wipe out half the enemy team in a single ambush (or with the Backburner, but that radius of opportunity is too narrow!). However, in a game like TF2, anything fun or satisfying is hard to counter depending on how fun it is (cough cough, Huntsman, Bombing Soldier, cough cough).
I was thinking of having an upgraded Medigun through use of the Alchemiter, to compliment my wishes to be credit to team, but I think I've spent a bit too much time upgrading my Assault Rifle. Feel free to say why not to have a powerful Medigun at your leisure.
Well, maybe all the killing power's gone to Hellvet's head. Why else would he be a Card-Carrying Ax-Crazy Omnicidal Maniac?
Alright, it makes sense (as a GM myself) to nerf the Buffing Totem- after all, it is only a 5-point charge.
<significantstuff>
Guitar Solo: 23/40
Shock Trooper: 3/50
(+2s from updates)
Flawed Prototype Medigun && Refined Metal == Rusty Regenerator [Lvl.1?] 1/2
As an off question, just how many Alchemies can one have charging at a time? I see other people charging up 2 alchemies at once, but I want to make sure that's the limit.
Hey! It's rude to deny the kill to someone, Psy-Godmodder. You should know that.
But there are more important things on the horizon!... a second challenge emerges!
To help out for the fight, I hook up an energy link to Rugname, allowing him to generate more energy this turn!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Ekimu the Mask Maker: 17/50
Cobweb && Sewing Needle && Trace of Magic: Spellweaver (6/8)
I open a bottle of a floral perfume, replicating a Pokemon's Sweet Scent. I waft it in front of the Draken Stalker to lower its evasion.
DTG0 Inventory: Radiant Sights, Spellweaver, Thunderstruck, Kanohi Hau Nuva
Mask work: Coming Soon!
BIONICLE Antics
Aw, man... you guys were right. Sorry I forgot to choose my position! Oh well.
26/30
40/40 charge ACTIVATING...
"Hey! Hey you! That's right! You! tEMBO tEMMURR! I have a few things to SAY to you!"
"Specifically, I wanted to offer you an ANTI-PLAYER soul. One that is worth -1 Player Souls!"
tEMBO tEMMURR is of course aggravated at this idea. Why would I spend a 40-post charge on subtracting one of his souls?
But what he failed to notice, was that it was a distraction. All of it.
In reality, my offer was simply designed to mask the thing that was approaching him from behind.
All of these thoughts appear above my head in highly visible thought bubble form, making tEMBO tEMMUR turn around to look behind him quickly!
Turns out the thing approaching him from behind was me! I leap at his back, using Excavator's Incendiary Autobow to dig through layers of flesh and bone, setting him on fire in the process! I also stab him with a CHARGE KNIFE(knife made out of charges), dealing (hopefully) extreme damage!
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow && Generic Diamond Chestplate
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
=Turn One=
(24 / 50) comic. (+2, Richard)
(27 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to keep Phantom Walker on fire. I do this by reveaing that the ground under Phantom Walker is a massive oven, and I slowly turn up the heat! Eventually, the flames are so strong that half of one of the mountains melts down, and creates a huge wave of molten lava that flows toward Phantom Walker! The flames consume him, and to ensure that he keeps burning, I down a Potion of Fire Resistance and swim around in the lava, building a box around Phantom Walker. Now he's trapped inside AND burning in lava, allowing me to perform my special attack!
I remove the box from the lava flow below, Phantom Walker trapped inside still. I then drill a small hole into the box, and start pumping it with liquid nitrogen. All the lava cools, leaving Phantom Walker trapped inside! I then throw the box into a Tinker's Construct forge, and melt him down! I then make him into an awesome pickaxe, which I then swing at Uzi! She then effortlessly destroys the pickaxe as I try to smash her with it, sending Phantom Walker's bits everywhere!
I then sweep up his bits, and light him on fire with a tiny lighter. Just to be sure.
=Command=
Napstablook uses Tearwiggle on the Draken Stalker!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I respawn, flipping you off despite the lack of fingers. Give me +2s, or I'm going to derail your plans, either via charge decay or a change of targets.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Zombenstein: 38/50 (+1 Tazz)
Boney: 38/50 (+1 Tazz)
Infernal End: 9/9 FINALLY DONE
The L()rd gets angry over the Psy-Godmodder's suicide. So angry, that when he punches the ground, a chasm appears and swallows up a random PG.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
19/20 EXOS Assist
7/10 Spellcraft Module
+2, wait, who's on my team now? (Invulnerable players make it very hard to figure out who is on my team because now the players don't show up. Please at least put a listing of current players in the OP?)
Alright, I have been doing a crapshoot of a job dealing with the Godmodders. If not for Psy being smart and commiting suicide, Richard would have been only 4 ranks away from beating UserZero. I need some heavier options
Right. I found an... interesting substance, and I believe that we can use it to inflict extreme damage on one of the godmodders.
Sure. Let's do it on Richard first. If we trigger the sort of things that happen with low HP godmodders, it will possibly help put damage on UserZero first, and all we have to do is make sure another Gamma+ godmodder fails to appear (since Psy probably seppuku'd in the original timeline).
About that, the godmodding energy transferred to the summon of 2 people, who are now invulnerable and cannot be interrupted. Odds are, when that completes Richard either gets a straight rankup or another godmodder appears for him to kill. We need to set up anti-arriving-godmodder traps.
How about we just kill Richard now?
Understood. Initiating Operation GodSlayer.
Right.
OPERATION: GODSLAYER
PHASE: ALPHA
STRATEGY: OBSCURE REFERENCE
I start the attack by summoning a dozen ceramic bloons to attack Richard. The bloons rush him at high speed and
attempt to ram into him. Though the ceramics pose a fairly significant threat (they are heavy and move fast enough
to hit hard), Richard inevitably breaks them down into the standard bloon chain (1 Ceramic to 2 rainbow to 4 zebra
to 8 black/white to 16 pink/yellow/green/blue/red), but those still attempt to rub themselves on him to build up
static electricity (if they somehow manage to build up enough static electricity Richard gets struck by a lightning
bolt from the static buildup, but we all know that is not going to happen). While this is happening, EXOS has some
of the Sniper Drones correct for the disruption the godmodders employed before, and has them fire a volley of
helium gas shots directly inside Richard's bloodstream, causing no actual damage (unless Richard was messing up the
portals, then the shots end up blasting other parts of him and causing actual damage). In addition, Richard also
finds the bloons filled with... helium. However, Richard barely has time to resister the fact that this had no
actual damage (unless he epically failed against the bloons that is), because the Sniper Drones then open micro-
portals inside his ears and link the other ends straight to a mega-tuba set up near EXOS' drone factory, resulting
in an extremely traumatic ear-bombing on Richard. Luckily for Richard, the portals are only sustained for about 5
seconds, but he takes long enough to recover that I can throw a variant Ender Explosive into his face.
Unfortunately for him, this does not merely cause an immediate explosion. What it does cause, however, is the
transmutation of all the helium in the area around the pearl explosion (not just from the bloons popping, but also
from the helium the Sniper drones shot right up into his bloodstream) into an extremely dangerous substance:
Reverse Wood. Richard doubles over in pain from the side effects of having gaseous helium inside him turn into
larger molecules of wood, as the helium in the air around him transforms into clusters of sawdust particles that
scatter around the area. I take a step back, pull out my sniper rifle, and fire a shot - wide about a foot to the
left of his head. However, Richard immediately leaps into action, jumping into the path of the sniper rifle shot to
take the hit. Richard (and everyone else) is immediately confused by this, so EXOS uses its computing speed to dump
an exposition bomb on the chat (note: given MC chat and his practically instant typing speed, this happens near-
instantly):
EXOS: That substance that has just been created is a highly dangerous form of plant matter best known as Reverse
Wood. Its main effect is to reverse the properties of magic and other anomalous properties: a healing spell
influenced by it would kill the victim, a fireball spell would either create a single narrow ray of ice or shoot
backwards (data is unclear their due to no-one in the testing area knowing to cast a fireball), and SCP-173 becomes
only able to move if being observed (that caused about 50 casualties at Site-{REDACTED}). A godmodder is, in the
simplest since, a being with the anomolous property to dodge, block, or evade nearly any incoming attack. So, what
do you think happens when that gets reversed? Lets just say you would be hard-pressed to NOT score a hit on the
target. Sure, the attacker's magic and anomalous properties would also be effective, but that would not make it any
harder for the godmodder in question to get himself hit by a rock, or a sniper rifle, or my drones.
Unfortunately for Richard, who really wants to try out his new anti-godmodding powers, the not-assualt that ensues
on him makes it very difficult for him to get himself hit:
1) A group of worker drones arrives near the area, and immediately begin attempting to pick up the Reverse Sawdust
left behind from the helium-reversion attack. Since the worker drones are not being ordered to attack and have
almost no weapons anyways, he has trouble getting them to damage him.
2) Shock Drones are deployed at close range (they use a lightning core and attack either by shooting energy orbs at
range or by energizing their forward blades and launching an energized ram attack) and proceed to entertain
themselves by ping-ponging energy bolts between each other to build up energy.
3) Everyone else still does their attacks while this is happening. Richard is overwhelmed by all the attacks and is
unable to get all of them to get hit by one, but eventually decides on the attack of the poster 1d10 posts down and
gets himself hit by it (even if its something that normally doesnt do any damage, he anti-godmods it into causing
damage anyways)
4) The Sniper Drones continue to link to a Tuba to distract and harass the godmodder while he is attempting to get
hit by all the attacks, making it significantly more difficult.
5) The HICCUP (Highly Inaccurate Cannon Capable of Ultimate Power, basically a gun with only a 1/1000 chance of
hitting that does insane damage if it hits) is fired in the general direction of Richard (or at least tried to fire
there, it sometimes fires straight backwards or just doesn't fire).
6) EXOS realizes the reverse wood was also reversing the standard attack strategy against godmodders (usually they try to hit, he was trying to miss), and orders the Scout Drones to circle Richard at around 20 meters out and open fire with their machine guns. Oddly, this attack is the least likely to hit Richard.
7) I nullify my endermancy, load a Reverse Wood round into my pistol, enchant the round with an enchantment that causes it to always miss its target (except it gets reversed and always hits its target), then fire it at UserZero. It causes no damage but instead inverts UserZero's powers, and she tries to beat Richard at the new (confusing) game by going back in time and getting hit before Richard can take those hits. Also note that if Richard can get hit by this attack before it hits UserZero (which would involve overpowering both my enchantment and UserZero from the future who is trying to go back in time to get hit by everything), the Reverse Wood from this gun can nullify the Reverse Wood all over Richard's insides (Reverse Wood from seperate sources will both get reversed and reverse each other, leading to both having no effect, but Reverse Wood from the same source does not reverse itself (otherwise reverse wood would not be able to exist as a tree or anything larger than the molecular level).
(OOC: No I did not just invent this to mess with Richard, it comes from an obscure source)
Walker: level 2, 530000 damage
Something Big: 10/50 (+3 from UserZero)
Something Big: 10/50 (+3 from lack of updates)
Walker experiences some amusement at the fact that his phantom counterpart is still alive... dead... alivedead... undead? Must be that really good armor. Regardless of the reason behind it, he decides to quickly rid the field of the buff totem, realizing just how powerful it could be if it were used competently. Normally, he'd do some sort of really cool-looking normal attack, but this time, he realizes how important it is to get that totem down. So, he does something he hasn't done before here... until now. The attack he uses against the totem?
>Demolition - Fandango Triad Fandango
(Which means 1x medium damage single target, 3x light damage single target, 1x medium damage single target)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
For Redirection 21/50
43/45 Badge 7 cobalt x2, uzi x3, free x3
+2 cobalt
Badges: 6/8
Stun Gun AND Scranton Reality Anchor 7/10 Keeping it Real
Chemotherapy Drugs AND Water Hose = 3/6 Mitosis Minimizer
___
Binary Slime: Attack Creed
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Mercury takes out the Sagittarius Bow, and aims it directly at Creed. He takes the time to set up the shot well... Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. Decades. Centuries. Millenia. Eons. Eternities. As the multiverse comes to an end, Mercury realizes Creed has faded out of existence due to the entropy of the universe, not to mention other entities and the war ending/a paradox killing all of us. He sighs, and travels back in time to the start of my post. He then takes out the Sagittarius Bow, aims it at Creed, and just fires, instead of wasting literal eternities.
Reality ensues, and Mercury is traumatized by an eternity of isolation. He goes to visit Creed for human interaction, but has forgotten how to talk to people normally. Instead, he takes out a comically large hammer and bops Creed on the head with it as an icebreaker. It was originally a soft air filled gag hammer, but the eternities caused it to harden into a diamond hammer, because the hammer was actually a cascoon who used harden many many times in those many many years... or something less ridiculous works too.
It then occurs to Mercury that he hasn't let his pokemon out of their pokeballs in months, at least not on camera. Or is ti eternities... do pokemon even experience time in the pokeballs? That's for the rational fic writers to worry about, moving on. He sends out all of them, and as expected, they all have cabin INSANITY, the final most deadly stage of cabin fever, and attack Mercury. However, they all have terrible aim and hit Creed due to how messed up their sense of scale is from being trapped in a pokeball for... some period of time.
Soul of the captain 37/50(+0 from proof of concept)(have no link whatsoever to the captain
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when his current one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
I use The Reinforcement to keep creating schools:
School of divination(level 0 alchemy which allows to looks in a tea pot and guess the future or so see what is right in front of you)
School of abjuration(level 0 alchemy regrouping most of the defensive magics)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
I help proof of concept(twice)
after I decide to ask who believes to be the most modest on the battlefield(including players,godmodders, entities, walls, alchemies, terrains, alchemitter upgrades, the alchemitter, the stuff I forgot and so on)
I hate mountains 100 km high.
I mean to let creatures hit a ship 100 km into the sky these mountains are pretty high.
I fire a powerful energy beam at those mountains to lower them, then I open a chasm in the ground to make sure that these mountains fall on it, after that I manipulate the flow of time to make sure they undergo the atmospheric effect and lose height naturally.
I summon 5.000 nano-Kretulle these creatures were designed to extract every precious material from the ground, you may know them as the main mining robots of the land of Gretetoria, these have an interesting story of how their creators were all killed by them but I don't think it is the moment for sharing funny stories, they are now programmed to just ear every single piece of earth that is part of those mountains, in fact they eat so much of these mountains that they proceed to gain mass until all of them explode lowering the height of those mountains.
0.02 seconds of silence for all the poor Kretulles that died today.
.
Hopefully these mountains are now a lovely flatland now.
Dai-Manji is now summoned!
Dai-Manji will attach to Rugname and cover the entrance for Rootmars.
Rugname gains another 25 of energy, current total 25.04/100
Let's expend some of this.
12 Big Eyes summoned (they still have 10% evasion) 9
2 Mars People Medium 10.09
1 Mini-UFO 5.45
Energy remaining 0/100
FBSN I give you control over 6 Big Eyes.
Topazian I give you control over the 2 mars people and the UFO.
6 big eyes will enter a formation (alpha type) losing their 10% evasiveness but gaining a bonus in attack, they start to attack the .jpeg Abomination with a sequence of lasers.
The Dai-Manji automatically spawns 1 mini-UFO.
Dai-Manjii attacks Phantom Walker using his powerful electric beam.
The mini-UFO will attack the jpeg Abomination firing lasers, lasers and lasers.
+2 to Topazian
The Power 25/50 +2 Tazz +4 FBSN
and the Glory 9/50 +1 Tazz
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on
cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) =
The Power Glove (Level 9: 9/10)
Start and examine:
Infinity sided die && quantum computer = ? 1/?
Breaker Blade && Buster Sword && Paladin's Hammer = Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 3/9 lvl 8
Temmite && Elemental Ingots && Titanium = bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 2/? lvl ???
...
I ruin Crusher's attack by tossing a massive amount of Z.O.M.G's at his balloons. Leading the charge is the balloon-thingy the Godmodder summoned in the TvTropes edition, while i toss Crusher into a local volcano using the Gravity Gauntlet. Meanwhile, i freeze the reverse wood, causing it to combust and burn. If his attack fails to do damage- or any effect at all, for that matter. i do this to the Destroyer of worlds.
47/50 Another Gamma-Plus
Rank-up FodderGodmodderhow2wastecharges: 3/22
2+ to MeGaMinEr
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
I take a small loan of a million dollars from Plantera.
Quote: 41/50
And again...: 29/50
It's High Noon
=Turn Two=
(27 / 50) comic. (+2, Insert)
(28 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance
(3 / 11) Ia! Ia! (LVL 10)
+2 to Insert
=Action=
I decide to attack the Obsidian Stronghold.
...well I would, if I didn't feel super lazy. So I decide to gather a massive horde of players to do it for me! With a single message on Tweetbookdit, thousands of random players appear on the server! I then decide to give a massive rallying speech to them. Which goes a little something like this...
AG: The Sleuth clears his throat, and delivers his speech into a megaphone, to address the crowds. "PLAYERS OF MINECRAFTIA!"
AG: "TODAY, WE ARE FACED WITH A THREAT TO OUR FREEDOM; THE OBSIDIAN STRONGHOLD!"
Multiple diagrams depicting the end of Minecraft suddenly appear next to me. And in those diagrams is the Obsidian Stronghold. The players are immediately alarmed by this, not knowing if I'm lying or not.
AG: "INSIDE THE WALLS OF THE STRONGHOLD ARE PEOPLE PLOTTING TO BRING DOWN MINECRAFT ITSELF!"
AG: "AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! I PROPOSE THAT WE RAID THE FLOATING FORTRESS..."
AG: "AND BRING IT DOWN!"
The players awkwardly cheer.
AG: The sleuth is silent. He clears his throat again.
AG: "ALSO WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA BUILD A GIANT FLYING MECH TO DO IT."
The players then actually cheer. Construction then begins on a titanic mecha; nearly three-times higher than the world's standard limits, and exactly 6x6 chunks in size. The main hull is made up of iron blocks; inside the blocks are several reinforced layers of obsidian to protect the fragile redstone wiring within. The joints of the Mech are made up of strung-together chainmail armor, and it's powered by exactly one redstone clock. The weapon systems are extremely powerful; a quad-barreled diamond machine-gun, a titanic solid-diamond blade and several other smaller, not-as-cool weapons line the entire surface of the Mech.
Inside the mech itself is a small city of sorts; the mech is simply that large. Along the two giant thrusters of the mech are several farms and markets, keeping the economy of the mech flowing. Inside the torso are living quarters and recreational rooms. Inside the head are most of the important things; weapon controls, air conditioners and the shield generators. The legs and arms don't contain anything special, and for good reasons.
Standing outside of the mech, I fire off a fireworks rocket, signalling that everyone is free to activate the Mech. The twin rocket-boosters ignite, and the Mech very slowly soars into the sky. Then the afterburners activate, and the Mech is flying towards the Obsidian Stronghold at amazing speeds. The blade, pointing downward as it flies over, slices straight through the Stronghold. Players positioned inside the blade jump out as the blade enters, causing general havoc inside the Stronghold! The players, all skilled mining operatives, rip apart the stronghold from the inside and hold off the ESBF with water. And machine guns. And swords.
The mech then soars above the stronghold, and performs a DIVING KICK OF JUSTICE. It slams into the Stronghold, smashing it down straight into one of the mountains and impaling it on one. As it kicks off of the fortress to get back into the air, several slots in the legs open, deploying diamond-tipped drills! These crash into the fortress and drill straight through it, eventually boring right through and dropping down to the Battlefield below. Now circling the damaged Stronghold, the Diamond Machine Gun starts to fire. Massive diamond shells frag the fortress, dozens of rounds making impact every second! Each shell also houses a player, who exit their shell once they've embed themselves in the fortress. This ends up completely overwhelming the ESBF, and keeps them pinned down, unable to defend against the hordes!
The cycle of divekicking, slashing and shooting the Obsidian Stronghold continues for a while, until only five players are left inside the Mech, inside the head. The players then fly the mech besides the stronghold, and activate the SECRET WEAPON. Over the surfaces of the arms, thousands of blaster cannons appear, along with a massive plasma cannon on the chest of the mech! Each one of them fires a single shot, but it's enough to launch the Obsidian Stronghold straight into the Second Barrier! It smashes against the nigh-indestructible surface, and is helpless as the Mech flies in at full speed, ready to suicide-slam into the Obsidian Stronghold.
The slam happens, and a huge explosion consumes the mech and blows it into tiny pieces. Nothing is left of the Mech, expect the five players in the head, who retreated in escape pods, towards the general direction of the battlefield.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)