The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Join Date:
2/28/2011
Posts:
63
Location:
why
Minecraft:
User_Zero
Xbox:
Battlefury13
PSN:
no
Member Details
===== ooc =====
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 7/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
(Torch && (Magetear Droplet && Concentrated Avaritine)) && Amethyst Flame = 1/? The Refiner's Fire (suggested by erelye. no the name not the recipe)
Vision Eightfold && (Magetear && Amethyst Flame) || Eye = 1/? ??? (choo choo all aboard the look like vriska train
20/20 rip topaz 1+ engie
I proceed to toss a orb at the alchemiter. it proceeds to gain two new amazing upgrades.
One, of course, is the ability to produce alchemy's at double speed.
The second is the addition of the codex. (enter code, get fitting item)
ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)
The Saints row [7]
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
20/20 rip topaz 1+ engie
14/50 The Campfire
2+ to Engie
1+ to consumer[
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
+3 Tabbune (since apparently Piono doesn't like being helped)
Small problem: Apparently the Battlebots sponsor was for Absurdly Ineffective Drones, not Absurdly Specific Drones. Since my drones were actually effective, I accidently reneged on the deal, and now ABC has sent all their battlebots in to destroy my drones. They are aided by the Curse of Useless Drones, which grounds all my drones and makes them useless. So now my drones are being destroyed by this stupid attack. Most of the bots are spinner bots that send all my drones flying into the air and rip chunks off of them, but a few of them are flippers that just send them flying into the air, and a few others are grabbers that immobilize them for spinners to easily get a chunk of them. Making it even worse is the fact that the Useless Drones accompanying some of the bots keep flying into my camera and making it hard to see the action and try to defend my drones.
However, Wrecks. a really sucky spinner bot that uses gyroscopic forces from its own weapon to move, has an epic fail. Its spinner misfires and hits a stone block on the ground, and it suddenly shoots away at incredible speeds. It ends up plowing into Richard hard enough to take his legs off, and then attempts to finish it off, only to realize that it broke itself by turning into a bot-rocket.
Crusher48 turns into a dragon, and then proceeds to eat Richard. Yeah, good job helping with the battlebots that are killing my entire drone fleet. A random drone that was doing nothing interesting proceeds to cause me to waste a whole sentence describing it crashing into Crusher48's dragon form and falling apart on contact.
But there has to be a symbol for the Curse, right? Phalanx just told me that the symbol is the Obwalden Overlord's shield. Probably because otherwise it would just be ignored on account of being an epic failure. But how to attack that? One of my useless-ified drones manages to knock OO over, but that has no effect on its shield, and it just keeps flailing around. It would be filming a LifeAlert commercial, but another battlebot's drone flew into the camera and ruined the shot.
Crusher48 decided to puke up Richard, breathe fire on him, and then go over to help. But OO's shield is impossible to damage for some reason. How could we possibly break this curse?
Simple: my new weapon. I pull out a sniper rifle and shoot the shield with my new special bullet. This bullet was somewhat based around the principles of the Weath Ray, but instead of sending matter all across the universe in a single line, it disrupts all matter in a spherical area of effect (which is only about 10 centimeters currently, but could theoretically have a radius of at least 5 meters with further development). Said matter is randomly teleported across the area of effect, disintegrating it into tiny pieces. And it just got rid of that shield.
With my drones no longer being useless, they fly above the battlebots to safety. Then, I send in a new drone, the RC Hax Drone. This drone is designed to hack into RC control systems (like the ones used to control the battlebots) to take control of remotely operated things. Now, I can prepare to use these battlebots to attack. Somehow.
Meanwhile, I prank UserZero by giving her a cat. This cat is straight out of Hell, and proceeds to claw, scratch, and bite UserZero, her equipment, and her entities. If UserZero tries to get rid of the cat, he finds out about the "100% Cat Back" guarantee: the guarantee that no matter what, your cat will return unharmed (and then rip up more things).
Lastly, I attempt to modify the Godslayer Cannon into the Ultimatum Cannon, able to be fired with a 500 post charge. This is an insane amount of power, and it only hits one target. However, it WILL kill the target. No Questions. Asked. Not even Chara would be able to survive it. This will provide a final option in the event that UserZero decides to drop an invincible boss on us, but is balanced by the fact that it would require 10 people to charge up (way more than the GS team's current manpower). The only way to stop it would be a great effort more powerful than this, or maybe a final boss (though final bosses probably defend against it by stopping charging altogether before it gets a chance to fire).
(OOC: If this cannon actually ends up being used, something probably went wrong.)
My dream is to be able to be in a Godmodder topic without joining hundreds of pages in
You can, Pain&Suffering on the DTG forums is only 59 pages in, and the only plot to speak of that isn't player-based is as follows:
The Godmodder has crippling self-esteem issues and takes it out on everyone else.
Stevei is a jerk and we're murdering his butt. And the rest of him.
Shenanigans that aren't really important beyond the fact that they happened.
Also, generic, if people want me to start the reboot, I'll be able to start it once we know for certain whether or not I'm going back to school or doing stay-at-home.
Once we know, I'll ask people for a vote, and we'll see whether or not the reboot's gonna be a thing, and if people so desire, choose a GM that isn't me.
10/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
After probably beyond a month the update-the LAST update on MCF at that-is finally done.
Tormorrow will be spent on break time because it's my birthday, and after that I'll see to getting the new TCF thread set up and hopefully get it running. ONCE that is done, you may then post in the new thread-until then, there is literally no point in posting here, so save yourself the time and effort and don't.
I'll be here one last time to edit in the Link to the TCF thread for Destroy the Godmodder 0, and I hope to see as many of you as possible there. I will also put it in the MCF Forge. After that...Welp, goodbye, MCF. For the good and the bad, we were here, but the bad just got too bad to bear, so now we're gone. Easy come, easy go, I guess. Let's hope we're moving onto greener pastures.
I've created an account on the TCF just to prepare. I'm wondering if I should move Acolyte over as well, since I'm wondering if the fanbase over there is more mature/interested in Acolyte and further add some population to my game (Which I'd really love from you guys!).
===== ooc =====
Big Book && Storywriter's Pen && Scrolls of Knowledge && Forgotten Tome && Adventure's Journal && Collection of Myths = 7/9 The Book of All Adventure (Level 8:
(Torch && (Magetear Droplet && Concentrated Avaritine)) && Amethyst Flame = 1/? The Refiner's Fire (suggested by erelye. no the name not the recipe)
Vision Eightfold && (Magetear && Amethyst Flame) || Eye = 1/? ??? (choo choo all aboard the look like vriska train
20/20 rip topaz 1+ engie
I proceed to toss a orb at the alchemiter. it proceeds to gain two new amazing upgrades.
One, of course, is the ability to produce alchemy's at double speed.
The second is the addition of the codex. (enter code, get fitting item)
If double speed has already been done, add rough.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 2
====== semi-useful junk. =======
ITEMS IN NEED OF DESCRIPTION: TRUE HEROS SWORD (Hero's sword && master sword), UNH0IING (The Hero's Sword && Detemmieation)
Gemblade [8?]
Life-Drain spellbook [5]
Gravity Gauntlet [7]
Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10 Passive: 1+ armor
Falls [9] >fine of the Gravity Gauntlet
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5] Special: Rolls a dice to determine the number of rockets fierd
The Hero's Sword [10]
The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 16/16).
Unh0iing
Concentrated Avaritine: A bizarre burning golden fluid composed primarily of pure greed essence, and molten gold. The fluid, when vaporized, emits ancient refiner's fumes, which elevate the value of anything they touch, transmuting it into a higher state of being. Level 9.
Augustan Seed: A round, knotted ball of a particular type of ancient hazel wood. Cracks are dotted along the surface, emitting an unearthly amethyst light. The seed is unusually warm to the touch. Level 20 as well.
Amethyst Flame: A swirl of ever-morphing flame that takes on the hue of infinite shades of violet. The stuff radiates an immensely potent aura, that of knowledge incarnate. They occasionally flicker with an inky darkness. Level 10.
Magetear Droplet: A compressed drop of pure magetear, composed of a full bucket's worth. The formless substance glows with a cosmic background, peering into the stellar realm beyond the mortal world. Level 15.
Charges
7/50
20/20 rip topaz 1+ engie
14/50 The Campfire
2+ to Engie
1+ to consumer[
Charge Pool: The Dog will use one 1+ from each plus, and use it to charge an ability. The rest will be given to random players, or converted into extra dog-only Stock
Stock: Starts with 1. Start
Machine part: Starts with 1.
Bullets/bombs: Starts with 0.
All immunitys are temp. or can be surpassed with a strong enough debuff.
Fast Clock. Immunity to slowing or time-based. effects granted to target. Requires a "stock"
Regeneration Potion. Give target regen. 1 stock.
Poison Potion. Poison Target. 1 stock. Will only use if told via costumer.
Dispenser: 2 machine parts. Provides healing, and provides 1+s to one entitys charge.
Level Two: 4 parts. Heal two targets, and 2+ one entity, or 1+ two.
Level three: 6 parts. Provides minicrits, in addition to 3 healing targets, and 3+/1+x3
Antidote. Grants basic damage over time resist. Including such things as burning, oddly. Alternately, remove one stack of a strong enough debuff. Needs one stock. Does not cure mark of dog.
Minisentry: 1 Machine Part, attach a 5000 HP minisentry to the target. Minisentrys die with the target, and attack with 25% of the target's attack.
Sentry: 2 machine parts, 10000 HP, attachs to target. Same as mini sentry, except with 30% of targets attack.
Level Two Sentry: 4 Mach. parts. Attachs to target. Same as above, except 20000 HP and 35% of targets attack.
This will be expanded later.
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
This is stupid, pricey.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Here you go.
/null
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Pricey, more people would be interested in your thing if it were an actual game instead of just you running a perpetual EoTB.
If we're advertising random games though, DTG P&S is the only game running right now that updates regularly that isn't on the tvtropes forums.
I recommend it highly, although it is non-canon (even though that just mainly means more shenanigans)
/null
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
You know, Acolyte's a thing...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/null,
oh, sorry, are you back to updating it regularly.
Anyways, I have realized, we should be taking such conversations...
To The Forge!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
29/50 Ultra-Decorrupter (+1 me)
44/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me)
35/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+3 Tabbune (since apparently Piono doesn't like being helped)
Small problem: Apparently the Battlebots sponsor was for Absurdly Ineffective Drones, not Absurdly Specific Drones. Since my drones were actually effective, I accidently reneged on the deal, and now ABC has sent all their battlebots in to destroy my drones. They are aided by the Curse of Useless Drones, which grounds all my drones and makes them useless. So now my drones are being destroyed by this stupid attack. Most of the bots are spinner bots that send all my drones flying into the air and rip chunks off of them, but a few of them are flippers that just send them flying into the air, and a few others are grabbers that immobilize them for spinners to easily get a chunk of them. Making it even worse is the fact that the Useless Drones accompanying some of the bots keep flying into my camera and making it hard to see the action and try to defend my drones.
However, Wrecks. a really sucky spinner bot that uses gyroscopic forces from its own weapon to move, has an epic fail. Its spinner misfires and hits a stone block on the ground, and it suddenly shoots away at incredible speeds. It ends up plowing into Richard hard enough to take his legs off, and then attempts to finish it off, only to realize that it broke itself by turning into a bot-rocket.
Crusher48 turns into a dragon, and then proceeds to eat Richard. Yeah, good job helping with the battlebots that are killing my entire drone fleet. A random drone that was doing nothing interesting proceeds to cause me to waste a whole sentence describing it crashing into Crusher48's dragon form and falling apart on contact.
But there has to be a symbol for the Curse, right? Phalanx just told me that the symbol is the Obwalden Overlord's shield. Probably because otherwise it would just be ignored on account of being an epic failure. But how to attack that? One of my useless-ified drones manages to knock OO over, but that has no effect on its shield, and it just keeps flailing around. It would be filming a LifeAlert commercial, but another battlebot's drone flew into the camera and ruined the shot.
Crusher48 decided to puke up Richard, breathe fire on him, and then go over to help. But OO's shield is impossible to damage for some reason. How could we possibly break this curse?
Simple: my new weapon. I pull out a sniper rifle and shoot the shield with my new special bullet. This bullet was somewhat based around the principles of the Weath Ray, but instead of sending matter all across the universe in a single line, it disrupts all matter in a spherical area of effect (which is only about 10 centimeters currently, but could theoretically have a radius of at least 5 meters with further development). Said matter is randomly teleported across the area of effect, disintegrating it into tiny pieces. And it just got rid of that shield.
With my drones no longer being useless, they fly above the battlebots to safety. Then, I send in a new drone, the RC Hax Drone. This drone is designed to hack into RC control systems (like the ones used to control the battlebots) to take control of remotely operated things. Now, I can prepare to use these battlebots to attack. Somehow.
Meanwhile, I prank UserZero by giving her a cat. This cat is straight out of Hell, and proceeds to claw, scratch, and bite UserZero, her equipment, and her entities. If UserZero tries to get rid of the cat, he finds out about the "100% Cat Back" guarantee: the guarantee that no matter what, your cat will return unharmed (and then rip up more things).
Lastly, I attempt to modify the Godslayer Cannon into the Ultimatum Cannon, able to be fired with a 500 post charge. This is an insane amount of power, and it only hits one target. However, it WILL kill the target. No Questions. Asked. Not even Chara would be able to survive it. This will provide a final option in the event that UserZero decides to drop an invincible boss on us, but is balanced by the fact that it would require 10 people to charge up (way more than the GS team's current manpower). The only way to stop it would be a great effort more powerful than this, or maybe a final boss (though final bosses probably defend against it by stopping charging altogether before it gets a chance to fire).
(OOC: If this cannon actually ends up being used, something probably went wrong.)
What happened to this?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
My dream is to be able to be in a Godmodder topic without joining hundreds of pages in
"It's not happening."
Actually I guess there is a reboot coming up in a few centuries. /s
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
You can, Pain&Suffering on the DTG forums is only 59 pages in, and the only plot to speak of that isn't player-based is as follows:
The Godmodder has crippling self-esteem issues and takes it out on everyone else.
Stevei is a jerk and we're murdering his butt. And the rest of him.
Shenanigans that aren't really important beyond the fact that they happened.
Also, generic, if people want me to start the reboot, I'll be able to start it once we know for certain whether or not I'm going back to school or doing stay-at-home.
Once we know, I'll ask people for a vote, and we'll see whether or not the reboot's gonna be a thing, and if people so desire, choose a GM that isn't me.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Boop.
[STATS AND STUFF]
[CHARGES]
10/50 ~ THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, WHO HAS DEFEATED ENTIRE LEGIONS OF DEMONS AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLE EVIL STUFF BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BUT DEMONS, AND COULD POSSIBLY END THE UNIVERSE AT ANY MOMENT
8/40 ~ RNGesus
5/35 ~ Oatmeal
[ENTITIES]
None
[INVENTORY]
None
[ALCHEMIES]
None
After probably beyond a month the update-the LAST update on MCF at that-is finally done.
Tormorrow will be spent on break time because it's my birthday, and after that I'll see to getting the new TCF thread set up and hopefully get it running. ONCE that is done, you may then post in the new thread-until then, there is literally no point in posting here, so save yourself the time and effort and don't.
I'll be here one last time to edit in the Link to the TCF thread for Destroy the Godmodder 0, and I hope to see as many of you as possible there. I will also put it in the MCF Forge. After that...Welp, goodbye, MCF. For the good and the bad, we were here, but the bad just got too bad to bear, so now we're gone. Easy come, easy go, I guess. Let's hope we're moving onto greener pastures.
Have a nice day/night.
I've created an account on the TCF just to prepare. I'm wondering if I should move Acolyte over as well, since I'm wondering if the fanbase over there is more mature/interested in Acolyte and further add some population to my game (Which I'd really love from you guys!).
/null
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Dammit I really don't want to create an entire account for just one/two things
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Sukard WIIIIIIIISES fwom his gwave. Also, what's the Grue Grimoire's level?
And we're live! 0rigins continues over here!
Please don't post here again.