My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
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"Last week, when you gave me the assignment, I received it with an intention to complete it. On my way home, I bent down to pick up a coin off of the sidewalk when everything went black. All of a sudden, I was standing on a path before two hills. On each was a home of equal size. The first one was occupied by an old man, and the other by a young man. The young man was working in his garden when one of his turnips he was picking grew into a great beast that ate him. The old man was sitting in front of the house sipping stout when the house was struck by a meteor. The man caught on fire and instantly evaporated into mist. The beast inhaled the mist and grew into a beautiful tree. From the tree many fruits grew, all of incredible size. When I reached to pick one, a great wave swept upon me. I was washed down to the shore and salt water came into my mouth. When I spat it, I saw all of the universe before me, all the planets hung in it. I looked around, only to realize I was in it's midst, floating in space. I turned to see the beauty of a glowing star. It opened and sucked me into it. I appeared back at my house, in bed. All my furniture was on the ceiling, and giant vines grew into my room. I ran through the hallway only to run into a meditating llama. It had two heads and wore a velvet cloak with the colors of the rainbow. The beast spoke, saying "Thee who do'est work at home will never taste the rainbow of The 4 Suns" He vanished in a great sparkle of vibrancy. I took heed to his warning and destroyed it with the holy katana he gave me. I'm excused, right?"