My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
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"Last week, when you gave me the assignment, I received it with an intention to complete it. On my way home, I bent down to pick up a coin off of the sidewalk when everything went black. All of a sudden, I was standing on a path before two hills. On each was a home of equal size. The first one was occupied by an old man, and the other by a young man. The young man was working in his garden when one of his turnips he was picking grew into a great beast that ate him. The old man was sitting in front of the house sipping stout when the house was struck by a meteor. The man caught on fire and instantly evaporated into mist. The beast inhaled the mist and grew into a beautiful tree. From the tree many fruits grew, all of incredible size. When I reached to pick one, a great wave swept upon me. I was washed down to the shore and salt water came into my mouth. When I spat it, I saw all of the universe before me, all the planets hung in it. I looked around, only to realize I was in it's midst, floating in space. I turned to see the beauty of a glowing star. It opened and sucked me into it. I appeared back at my house, in bed. All my furniture was on the ceiling, and giant vines grew into my room. I ran through the hallway only to run into a meditating llama. It had two heads and wore a velvet cloak with the colors of the rainbow. The beast spoke, saying "Thee who do'est work at home will never taste the rainbow of The 4 Suns" He vanished in a great sparkle of vibrancy. I took heed to his warning and destroyed it with the holy katana he gave me. I'm excused, right?"
I was told to nolife Minecraft Forums. And possibly MCM. Sorry.
I was told to post a odd excuse for losing my homework on a Internet message-board, then my homework vanished.
I'm back
Kind Diamond stolen it from me, he´s small but freaking scary !
Luigi Time!!!
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I took a shower while doing my homework. You always said it was more important than my well-being.
For whatever reason it slowly disappeared in the shower.
I took it to Chernobyl and was not allowed to bring it back due to it being radioactive.
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You are now breathing manually.
i was playing minecraft while doing my homework and a creeper blew it up
Mobzilla decided to take it.
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Chica got into my house, So I nuked her. Unfortunately, She stole my homework before I nuked her.
There was a Posionius spider in my room. so i squashed it with my homework and had to throw my homework away because it was posioned
Homework is overrated.
^ Just imagine actually saying that to your teacher.
OT: I was doing my homework on my dad's back when I dropped it. We looked for a long time but couldn't find it.
AKA: OwenConner
Don't be surprised if one day I take over the front page of the Forum Games, and then disappear for months at a time. It happens.
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I was going to put a list of words of wisdom here, but I think I'll put this here instead
Deal with it!
I don't have a home so I can't do homework. ;__;
You didn't give me any homework. Nukes also had something to do with it.
Quote was having too much fun, so my homework was nuked.
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You are now breathing manually.
My homework was abducted by ALIENS.
I'm Canadian, and there is no igloos around. Or snow. Or polar bears. Or moose because I live in a city, but there are moose in the country.
Some panda forum chewed it!
Luigi Time!!!
My Music Blog: VST Plugins Free.
The homework ate my cat. I decided to skip it that night.
"Last week, when you gave me the assignment, I received it with an intention to complete it. On my way home, I bent down to pick up a coin off of the sidewalk when everything went black. All of a sudden, I was standing on a path before two hills. On each was a home of equal size. The first one was occupied by an old man, and the other by a young man. The young man was working in his garden when one of his turnips he was picking grew into a great beast that ate him. The old man was sitting in front of the house sipping stout when the house was struck by a meteor. The man caught on fire and instantly evaporated into mist. The beast inhaled the mist and grew into a beautiful tree. From the tree many fruits grew, all of incredible size. When I reached to pick one, a great wave swept upon me. I was washed down to the shore and salt water came into my mouth. When I spat it, I saw all of the universe before me, all the planets hung in it. I looked around, only to realize I was in it's midst, floating in space. I turned to see the beauty of a glowing star. It opened and sucked me into it. I appeared back at my house, in bed. All my furniture was on the ceiling, and giant vines grew into my room. I ran through the hallway only to run into a meditating llama. It had two heads and wore a velvet cloak with the colors of the rainbow. The beast spoke, saying "Thee who do'est work at home will never taste the rainbow of The 4 Suns" He vanished in a great sparkle of vibrancy. I took heed to his warning and destroyed it with the holy katana he gave me. I'm excused, right?"
Oh, my homework? It's right here. *Sets it on fire in front of the whole class* What do you mean i'm suspended?
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!