The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I throttle a soldier. By which I mean put him on full throttle. A plume of fire spurts out of all his orifices, sending him rocketing up into the air, where he vanishes in a twinkle in the sky and a cry of some sort about, like, "Time rocker is basting of aghast" or something.
Proceed to choose mage as class then blind the Blues with octarine and incidentally turn them into pudding. Which then becomes sentient and devours the other Blues.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I join as a Mage. (I'm saving my inventive attacks for DTG.)
Phoo. There are PLENTY of things DTG doesn't support as much as this does...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Darn. TT, if you're having trouble, just do what I do for DTG2: Quote everything, and just manually add the /quote tags. Make sure to put spaces in between the quote boxes or else you won't be able to edit them at all! Keep in mind that if you quote enough posts, the browser will probably crash. For DTG2, I have to quote things in chunks to avoid that. But this forum game doesn't have NEARLY as many posts as DTG2, so you should be able to do it all in one go.
And yes, I agree. The new forums suck. The old forums had bugs of their own, and I'm glad they got fixed, but this should have been in development more. It's an atrocity.
I attack a frozen fighter by firing a thousand snowballs at him! The snowballs alone don't deal much damage, but the knockback pushes him into a pit of spikes!
Yeah....I'm currently running a diversion on a different game that you DTGII players already know of, and pretty much anytime I go to edit a post with quotes: Massive lag, AND on TOP of that half the end tags disappear randomly!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I join Red Team (can I join Blue Team, actually? Just switch blue for red if so) as a Tank. (I'm curious, are there going to be more classes in the future?)
I proceed to do an entire Lets Play of the BEST AND LONGEST GAME ever, and do so RIGHT in front of the toughest Blue(/Red) soldier. My hilarious commentary makes him laugh himself to near-suffocation, and my (intentional) stupid mistakes make him rip his hair out in frustration and literally scream his own lungs out at my (actually intentional) stupidity, and altogether forget he is in a highly dangerous combat zone. I don't ever stop playing, either, and the game is so filled of plot twists and turns that it's impossible for anyone watching to turn away, let alone stop playing. Fortunately, as I know what I'm doing to a limited extent, I manage to complete the play-through and gain internet fame of over 1 billion hits almost instantly, and he attempts to subscribe to my channel and buy this awesome game...
...Only to find that both of those things DON'T EXIST! I made the whole thing up with an elaborate theater play instead, starring corpses. The target is so heartbroken he takes damage from the severe heartbreak! OK, that and, as it turns out, having your lungs outside of your body, nearly suffocating yourself, ripping your hair off to baldness, and forgetting you are in a highly dangerous combat zone are all really bad for the metabolism of the standard Minecraftian.
I grab the giant sword from fseftr's attack earlier....
I then swing it at the weakest Blue target.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I summon a Pesterchum memo, with a Blue(/Red) Fighter's buddies online! He chats for hours on banal topics like how root beer is made, what qualifies a Temporally Unique entity in a multiverse/reality that doesn't exist (and on that topic if it should be called a Multiverse or plain Reality in this instance), Steam Sale games, impromptu Pokemon Text Adventures, and more! When he finally gets the willpower to pull himself away from the fun of Pesterchum, he finds that he's now 50 years older! That's right, I put him in a temporal acceleration field while he wasn't looking, causing him to age rapidly! He's now an old geezer and his defensive prowess takes a nosedive. I then make the Pesterchum memo physical and smash the now-geezer with it repetitively until he starts spouting old coot gibberish.
Another Blue(/Red) Fighter gets outraged, horrified, and slightly impressed at what I did to his buddy, and he challenges me to a one-on-one swordfight! I accept despite not having a sword, and he's taken aback by my foolishness. Of course, he's the foolish one, as in the time he takes to comprehend my foolishness, I've used his own sword to stab him in basically every location I possibly could do so with, then take it for my own, prying it from his inventory by somehow flooding it with stacks upon stacks of bat spawn eggs. I then force said bat eggs to spawn, driving him batty with the bats in his inventory and making him rip his ears off to avoid the high-pitched and annoying bat noises.
I point my sword at one of the blue soldiers from a couple of meters away and wave it at him ineffectually. The soldiers all gather for a hearty laugh at my shenanigans, but they aren't laughing so much any more when a high-velocity stream of bullets flies out of the hilt of my sword. Yes, the hilt.
Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't posted recently, but Christmas stuff, you know how it is! I probably should have warned you...won't happen again!
Darn. TT, if you're having trouble, just do what I do for DTG2: Quote everything, and just manually add the /quote tags. Make sure to put spaces in between the quote boxes or else you won't be able to edit them at all! Keep in mind that if you quote enough posts, the browser will probably crash. For DTG2, I have to quote things in chunks to avoid that. But this forum game doesn't have NEARLY as many posts as DTG2, so you should be able to do it all in one go.
And yes, I agree. The new forums suck. The old forums had bugs of their own, and I'm glad they got fixed, but this should have been in development more. It's an atrocity.
I attack a frozen fighter by firing a thousand snowballs at him! The snowballs alone don't deal much damage, but the knockback pushes him into a pit of spikes!
I was kinda raging when I wrote that... but you know, that's actually really helpful advice! Thanks! Bonus +1 XP for you!
I hate the new forums, and, TT, never mind. I'll stick with this team.
I get 3 blowtorches, a sandwich, sunblock, the game Half Life, and SCP 666.
SCP 666 is immediately apprehended, I play Half Life while eating the sandwich, put on the sunblock (man is the sun bright! Even though we're indoors....) and burn the BLUE FIGHTERS with the blowtorches.
I throttle a soldier. By which I mean put him on full throttle. A plume of fire spurts out of all his orifices, sending him rocketing up into the air, where he vanishes in a twinkle in the sky and a cry of some sort about, like, "Time rocker is basting of aghast" or something.
Proceed to choose mage as class then blind the Blues with octarine and incidentally turn them into pudding. Which then becomes sentient and devours the other Blues.
Welcome! You right away deal 5 damage to both remaining fighters! +3 XP!
I join Red Team (can I join Blue Team, actually? Just switch blue for red if so) as a Tank. (I'm curious, are there going to be more classes in the future?)
You can't join Blue fight off the bat, maybe if you guys choose to do so as a team later. I don't see the need to add more classes for now...too much complexity could kill this game.
I proceed to do an entire Lets Play of the BEST AND LONGEST GAME ever, and do so RIGHT in front of the toughest Blue(/Red) soldier. My hilarious commentary makes him laugh himself to near-suffocation, and my (intentional) stupid mistakes make him rip his hair out in frustration and literally scream his own lungs out at my (actually intentional) stupidity, and altogether forget he is in a highly dangerous combat zone. I don't ever stop playing, either, and the game is so filled of plot twists and turns that it's impossible for anyone watching to turn away, let alone stop playing. Fortunately, as I know what I'm doing to a limited extent, I manage to complete the play-through and gain internet fame of over 1 billion hits almost instantly, and he attempts to subscribe to my channel and buy this awesome game...
...Only to find that both of those things DON'T EXIST! I made the whole thing up with an elaborate theater play instead, starring corpses. The target is so heartbroken he takes damage from the severe heartbreak! OK, that and, as it turns out, having your lungs outside of your body, nearly suffocating yourself, ripping your hair off to baldness, and forgetting you are in a highly dangerous combat zone are all really bad for the metabolism of the standard Minecraftian.
I summon a Pesterchum memo, with a Blue(/Red) Fighter's buddies online! He chats for hours on banal topics like how root beer is made, what qualifies a Temporally Unique entity in a multiverse/reality that doesn't exist (and on that topic if it should be called a Multiverse or plain Reality in this instance), Steam Sale games, impromptu Pokemon Text Adventures, and more! When he finally gets the willpower to pull himself away from the fun of Pesterchum, he finds that he's now 50 years older! That's right, I put him in a temporal acceleration field while he wasn't looking, causing him to age rapidly! He's now an old geezer and his defensive prowess takes a nosedive. I then make the Pesterchum memo physical and smash the now-geezer with it repetitively until he starts spouting old coot gibberish.
Another Blue(/Red) Fighter gets outraged, horrified, and slightly impressed at what I did to his buddy, and he challenges me to a one-on-one swordfight! I accept despite not having a sword, and he's taken aback by my foolishness. Of course, he's the foolish one, as in the time he takes to comprehend my foolishness, I've used his own sword to stab him in basically every location I possibly could do so with, then take it for my own, prying it from his inventory by somehow flooding it with stacks upon stacks of bat spawn eggs. I then force said bat eggs to spawn, driving him batty with the bats in his inventory and making him rip his ears off to avoid the high-pitched and annoying bat noises.
I can't accept this attack since everyone is dead, but feel free to repeat it next turn!
ENEMY PHASE:
Nyrah: They're gone already? Get in there, mage unit! The tanks will protect you! Our powerful spells will decimate the fighters!
Red Fighter 2#: Hah! You don't stand a chance against us!
Hey, I don't mean to hold your hand here, but for the fighters, your ability has charged up! If you use it, it could easily decimate these tanks!
+1 XP bonus!
It's too early in the game to give you poweful things for Christmas, but I CAN give you +5 XP for free instead!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Red Minecart Track
Blue forces:
Blue tank, level 1: 60/60 HP, 3 MD, no sword/armor(guarding blue mage)
Blue tank, level 1: 60/60 HP, 3 MD, no sword/armor(guarding blue mage) Nyrah, tank level 6: 135/135 HP, 14 MD, iron sword(+4 MD), protection 1 iron armor(+35 HP)(BOSS)(guarding blue shaman)
Blue mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Freeze)(being guarded by blue tank)
Blue mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Freeze)(being guarded by blue tank)
Blue shaman, level 2: 24/24 HP, 4 MD, 10/10 mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Poison)(being guarded by Nyrah)
Blue fighter, level 1: 4/30, 5 MD, no sword/armor(frozen for 1 more turn)
Blue fighter, level 3: 5/42, 8 MD, no sword/armor
Red forces:
Red fighter, level 8: 89/115, 20 MD, iron sword(+4 MD) Iron armor(+25 HP)
Red fighter, level 8: 115/115, 20 MD, iron sword(+4 MD) Iron armor(+25 HP)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
Posts:
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Location:
The Nether (of course!)
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SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
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I smile and conjure up a BOW! I aim the bow at a BLUE TANK, and pull the string. There wasn't any arrows. All the blues laugh. I smile as a horde of arrows fall onto the BLUE TANK I aimed at.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
I repeat my last actions, as TT stated that I could. My specific targets in this instance are Nyrah (for the Pesterchum) and the Shaman he was (supposed to be) guarding (for the Swordfight).
However. That isn't satisfying me enough. Saying 'I repeat my actions' does not a true attack make.
Regardless of whether or not Nyrah has mysterious recovered from being 50 years older or not, I proceed to set myself on fire nonsensically. As it turns out, I immediately regret the decision, as it hurt. A lot. I then proceed to run around like a maniac, literally without ability to put myself out, as mysteriously, every water source on the server has glitched out of existence temporarily. I run every which way, running over Nyrah multiple times in the process (and possibly setting him on fire) in my ludicrously quick search across all the Infinity craft server and somehow beyond into time and space for a single bit of water. When that eventually fails (even though the water mysteriously unglitches back in immediately after I am done searching), I put on a fireproof suit on the basis that it'll put out the fire. As I am already on fire, this still doesn't work, and more trampling of Nyrah ensures. Angered by the failure of the fireproof suit, I then take it off and bash Nyrah with it in various ways.
After that is done, I feel fine...Despite still being on fire. The Blue Shaman tries to point this out to me, but fails. Multiple times. He then notices I'm no longer taking damage from the fire. He also tries pointing this out to different people, but fails. He quickly goes slightly delirious in his attempts to prove that I should not be feeling fine and should in fact be taking damage, with nobody succeeding, and he proceeds to quickly run across the land, accidentally stomping all over Nyrah in the process, attempting and failing to inform everyone why I am supposed to be on fire in increasingly complex manners, including setting the participant, or himself, on fire. However, literally nobody believes him at all. He eventually goes insane, emits an impossibly loud death screech, and has his head explode.
It is at that point that the fire goes out on my body, and I then realize that I've been on fire and get confused as to why I wasn't hurt for a while. The rest of the Shaman, which is still standing somehow, emits an impossibly loud death screech, despite a lack of head, and the rest of him explodes. I get further confused but decide to just roll with it.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Minecraft:
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(SPECIAL MOVE: FLAMING DESTRUCTION!) I take out a lighter and light my sword, then raise into the air, swing it around in a circle, and point it at a blue tank. The sword, wreathed in destructive flames, suddenly fires a massive burst of fire right at the tank, who (AUTO-PARRY: WATER TANK!) takes it right in the gut, staggering back with ashes all over him. The other tanks are incredibly insulted by the ashes on the tank for some reason, and (DIVERSITY QUOTA: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!) beat him up, doxx his tumblr comic, and get him fired. The physically and mentally smothered tank (POSTERITY SAVER: JUST GIVE UP!) runs away from the battle, and (RELEASE THE AVIARY: MURICA MESSENGER!) a giant eagle swoops down and grabs him the moment he goes off screen.
I invite the Blues to my Pokemon Text Adventure that Tazz mentioned earlier. However, before they are allowed to join the memo, they must go through a deadly obstacle course involving lava, traps, and lava traps! At the end of that, they must defeat ten thousand ninjas in order to retrieve a ring. That must bring it to me. Little do they know, the ring slowly kills it's wearer. Once they bring it to me, they are allowed into the memo. However, the excessive amount of OPs keep banning them, and I will only call them off if they bring me a second ring! They delve into a deep cave, where they are swarmed by thousands of bloodthirsted Zubats. After they make it through that, they must swim across an ocean of freezing water, in order to retrieve the second ring, which makes the wearer take double damage from Zubat. After giving that to me, I tell the OPs to stop banning them. However, the memo is muted and they do not have voice! To get voice, they need to retrieve another ring, the One Ring! So, the Blues walk into Mordor, and through a doorstopper's worth of epic adventures, they manage to kill Sauron and get the ring, but not without suffering terrible injuries in the process. The Blues then return the One Ring to me, and I promptly go mad with it's power and kill them all.
I reveal that Nyrah (or another Blue Tank if Nyrah inexplicably kicked the bucket, or another random Blue unit if both tanks are dead) is standing in the middle of a river! This, of course, means nothing to Nyrah, who's got boots of Waterwalking 3, making him just as swift in the water. I get angry at this.
I find Brian and Stewie, doing some canoeing on a completely different river. I proceed to play banjo music, which makes them paddle faster to avoid it. However, I move faster to get the banjo music closer, thereby making them go faster. And faster. And faster. This process repeats until they've broken the speed of light and are now moving at a speed I call the speed of stupidity in their attempts to escape the banjo music, which naturally obeys no physics whatsoever. They go completely off-course of their initial river, careen through the land without slowing, and wind up in several other rivers. This show of speed and unintentional canoeing prowess angers a band of heavy-metal canoeing bandits, who proceed to chase after the duo at about the same speeds. What happens then is basically a river war, with canoes exploding left right and center as the duo from Family Guy look like they're simultaneously in Mad Max: Fury Road. They fight suicidal lunatics and punk rock warriors while somehow still keeping their boats paddling at the speed of stupidity, and find time to unravel a mysterious plot in some weird comedic Family Guy way that I'm honestly not familiar with.
Unfortunately for Nyrah(/a Blue tank/A Blue member), this river war takes them to the very river he's standing in, and Nyrah gets brutally run over by basically every canoe part of this mad river war. Just as the canoe Stewie and Brian is riding is about to hit them, I then remark that I was never a fan of Family Guy while ambushing them with the Banjo music. They suddenly paddle so fast I'm whipped off and Nyrah is atomized by the incoming ultra-stupid speed death canoe.
I then smash the Banjo against Nyrah's head. The Banjo breaks. I illogically blame Nyrah for it.
Anywho, I proceed to overload a Blue mage, which launches a chain reaction of Blue magi exploding.
I then whack the Blue tank with most HP with the sword from fseftr's attack.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Proceed to choose mage as class then blind the Blues with octarine and incidentally turn them into pudding. Which then becomes sentient and devours the other Blues.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Phoo. There are PLENTY of things DTG doesn't support as much as this does...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yeah....I'm currently running a diversion on a different game that you DTGII players already know of, and pretty much anytime I go to edit a post with quotes: Massive lag, AND on TOP of that half the end tags disappear randomly!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I proceed to do an entire Lets Play of the BEST AND LONGEST GAME ever, and do so RIGHT in front of the toughest Blue(/Red) soldier. My hilarious commentary makes him laugh himself to near-suffocation, and my (intentional) stupid mistakes make him rip his hair out in frustration and literally scream his own lungs out at my (actually intentional) stupidity, and altogether forget he is in a highly dangerous combat zone. I don't ever stop playing, either, and the game is so filled of plot twists and turns that it's impossible for anyone watching to turn away, let alone stop playing. Fortunately, as I know what I'm doing to a limited extent, I manage to complete the play-through and gain internet fame of over 1 billion hits almost instantly, and he attempts to subscribe to my channel and buy this awesome game...
...Only to find that both of those things DON'T EXIST! I made the whole thing up with an elaborate theater play instead, starring corpses. The target is so heartbroken he takes damage from the severe heartbreak! OK, that and, as it turns out, having your lungs outside of your body, nearly suffocating yourself, ripping your hair off to baldness, and forgetting you are in a highly dangerous combat zone are all really bad for the metabolism of the standard Minecraftian.
I then swing it at the weakest Blue target.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Another Blue(/Red) Fighter gets outraged, horrified, and slightly impressed at what I did to his buddy, and he challenges me to a one-on-one swordfight! I accept despite not having a sword, and he's taken aback by my foolishness. Of course, he's the foolish one, as in the time he takes to comprehend my foolishness, I've used his own sword to stab him in basically every location I possibly could do so with, then take it for my own, prying it from his inventory by somehow flooding it with stacks upon stacks of bat spawn eggs. I then force said bat eggs to spawn, driving him batty with the bats in his inventory and making him rip his ears off to avoid the high-pitched and annoying bat noises.
Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't posted recently, but Christmas stuff, you know how it is! I probably should have warned you...won't happen again!
11 damage to a fighter! +3 XP!
4 damage to two fighters! +2 XP!
I was kinda raging when I wrote that... but you know, that's actually really helpful advice! Thanks! Bonus +1 XP for you!
7 damage to a fighter! +1 XP!
4 damage to all the fighters! +3 XP!
You have pioneered the TANK class! Welcome!
Fighter killed! +11 XP!
LEVEL UP! +5 HP! +1 MD!
You've joined as a Mage! Welcome!
8 damage to a fighter! +3 XP!
Welcome! You right away deal 5 damage to both remaining fighters! +3 XP!
Welcome! You have joined as a tank!
Both blues KILLED by awesomeness! +23 XP!
LEVEL UP! +7 HP! +1 MD!
I can't accept this attack since everyone is dead, but feel free to repeat it next turn!
ENEMY PHASE:
Nyrah: They're gone already? Get in there, mage unit! The tanks will protect you! Our powerful spells will decimate the fighters!
Red Fighter 2#: Hah! You don't stand a chance against us!
Hey, I don't mean to hold your hand here, but for the fighters, your ability has charged up! If you use it, it could easily decimate these tanks!
+1 XP bonus!
It's too early in the game to give you poweful things for Christmas, but I CAN give you +5 XP for free instead!
THE BATTLEFIELD:
Location: Red Minecart Track
Blue forces:
Blue tank, level 1: 60/60 HP, 3 MD, no sword/armor(guarding blue mage)
Blue tank, level 1: 60/60 HP, 3 MD, no sword/armor(guarding blue mage)
Nyrah, tank level 6: 135/135 HP, 14 MD, iron sword(+4 MD), protection 1 iron armor(+35 HP)(BOSS)(guarding blue shaman)
Blue mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Freeze)(being guarded by blue tank)
Blue mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Freeze)(being guarded by blue tank)
Blue shaman, level 2: 24/24 HP, 4 MD, 10/10 mana, no sword/armor(Spellbook: Poison)(being guarded by Nyrah)
Blue fighter, level 1: 4/30, 5 MD, no sword/armor(frozen for 1 more turn)
Blue fighter, level 3: 5/42, 8 MD, no sword/armor
Players:
Pokefan: Fighter, level 1: 30/30 HP, 8/20 XP, 5 MD, no sword armor (flaming destruction: ready!)
Coal_Sponge: Tank, level 1: 60/60 HP, 6/20 XP, 3 MD, no sword/armor (mirror shield: 2/3)
ManiacMasteR: Mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 15/20 XP, 2 MD, 6/10 Mana, no sword/armor (Spellbook: Freeze(5 Mana))(Recharge: ready!)
Creepershlap: Shaman, level 1: 20/20 HP, 6/20 XP, 3 MD, 10/10 Mana, no sword/armor (Spellbook: Poison(4 Mana))(Drain: 3/4)
Ka_Doink: Fighter, level 2: 30/35 HP, 12/30 XP, 6 MD, no sword armor (flaming destruction: ready!)
Twinbuilder: Fighter, level 1: 30/30 HP, 14/20 XP, 5 MD, no sword armor (flaming destruction: ready!)
Fseftr: Fighter, level 1: 30/30 HP, 9/20 XP, 5 MD, no sword armor (flaming destruction: ready!)
Cobaltshade: Mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 6/20 XP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana no sword/armor (Spellbook: Freeze(5 Mana)) (Recharge: 2/3)
Netpaham: Mage, level 1: 25/25 HP, 9/20 XP, 2 MD, 10/10 Mana no sword/armor (Spellbook: Freeze(5 Mana)) (Recharge: 2/3)
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Tank, level 2: 60/67 HP, 9/30 XP, 4 MD, no sword/armor (mirror shield: 2/3)
Red forces:
Red fighter, level 8: 89/115, 20 MD, iron sword(+4 MD) Iron armor(+25 HP)
Red fighter, level 8: 115/115, 20 MD, iron sword(+4 MD) Iron armor(+25 HP)
Other:
None
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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However. That isn't satisfying me enough. Saying 'I repeat my actions' does not a true attack make.
Regardless of whether or not Nyrah has mysterious recovered from being 50 years older or not, I proceed to set myself on fire nonsensically. As it turns out, I immediately regret the decision, as it hurt. A lot. I then proceed to run around like a maniac, literally without ability to put myself out, as mysteriously, every water source on the server has glitched out of existence temporarily. I run every which way, running over Nyrah multiple times in the process (and possibly setting him on fire) in my ludicrously quick search across all the Infinity craft server and somehow beyond into time and space for a single bit of water. When that eventually fails (even though the water mysteriously unglitches back in immediately after I am done searching), I put on a fireproof suit on the basis that it'll put out the fire. As I am already on fire, this still doesn't work, and more trampling of Nyrah ensures. Angered by the failure of the fireproof suit, I then take it off and bash Nyrah with it in various ways.
After that is done, I feel fine...Despite still being on fire. The Blue Shaman tries to point this out to me, but fails. Multiple times. He then notices I'm no longer taking damage from the fire. He also tries pointing this out to different people, but fails. He quickly goes slightly delirious in his attempts to prove that I should not be feeling fine and should in fact be taking damage, with nobody succeeding, and he proceeds to quickly run across the land, accidentally stomping all over Nyrah in the process, attempting and failing to inform everyone why I am supposed to be on fire in increasingly complex manners, including setting the participant, or himself, on fire. However, literally nobody believes him at all. He eventually goes insane, emits an impossibly loud death screech, and has his head explode.
It is at that point that the fire goes out on my body, and I then realize that I've been on fire and get confused as to why I wasn't hurt for a while. The rest of the Shaman, which is still standing somehow, emits an impossibly loud death screech, despite a lack of head, and the rest of him explodes. I get further confused but decide to just roll with it.
Complipedia
"Hɪ, CᴏʙᴀʟᴛSʜᴀᴅᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ. Tʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ғᴀsᴛ, ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀsʏ. Iɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ sᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ - ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ!" I cast freeze on the Blue Tank Maniac targeted. "Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜɪs! Iᴛ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ɪᴛs ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴɢ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ, ғʀᴇᴇᴢɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ! Tʜᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ ɪs ɪᴍᴍᴏʙɪʟɪᴢᴇᴅ. Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏғ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ. Cᴀʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ғᴏʀ ᴏɴʟʏ 2 ᴇᴀsʏ ᴘᴀʏᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴏғ FREE. Tʜᴀᴛ's ʀɪɢʜᴛ, FREE. Jᴜsᴛ ᴊᴏɪɴ 555.55.555 ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ 'ᴇᴍ Cᴏʙᴀʟᴛ sᴇɴᴛ ʏᴀ. Mᴀᴋᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ I ᴀᴍ ᴏɴ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ. Bᴜᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴍᴏʀᴇ! Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪs sᴘᴇʟʟ ғᴏʀ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴏɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ! Tʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴏғ ғʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴ' ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ! Jᴏɪɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ! Bᴜᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ! Wʜʏ ᴀᴍ I sᴍᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs sᴄʀᴜʙ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ?" I smash the tank with a hammer. The tank is split into hundreds of shards. "Tᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛs, ғᴀsᴛ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀsʏ. Cᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ. Jᴜsᴛ ᴊᴏɪɴ 555.55.555. Tʜᴀᴛ's ғɪᴠᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴅᴏᴛ ғɪᴠᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴅᴏᴛ ғɪᴠᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ ғɪᴠᴇ - ᴀɴᴅ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ I ᴀᴍ ᴏɴ. Jᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ!"
I reveal that Nyrah (or another Blue Tank if Nyrah inexplicably kicked the bucket, or another random Blue unit if both tanks are dead) is standing in the middle of a river! This, of course, means nothing to Nyrah, who's got boots of Waterwalking 3, making him just as swift in the water. I get angry at this.
I find Brian and Stewie, doing some canoeing on a completely different river. I proceed to play banjo music, which makes them paddle faster to avoid it. However, I move faster to get the banjo music closer, thereby making them go faster. And faster. And faster. This process repeats until they've broken the speed of light and are now moving at a speed I call the speed of stupidity in their attempts to escape the banjo music, which naturally obeys no physics whatsoever. They go completely off-course of their initial river, careen through the land without slowing, and wind up in several other rivers. This show of speed and unintentional canoeing prowess angers a band of heavy-metal canoeing bandits, who proceed to chase after the duo at about the same speeds. What happens then is basically a river war, with canoes exploding left right and center as the duo from Family Guy look like they're simultaneously in Mad Max: Fury Road. They fight suicidal lunatics and punk rock warriors while somehow still keeping their boats paddling at the speed of stupidity, and find time to unravel a mysterious plot in some weird comedic Family Guy way that I'm honestly not familiar with.
Unfortunately for Nyrah(/a Blue tank/A Blue member), this river war takes them to the very river he's standing in, and Nyrah gets brutally run over by basically every canoe part of this mad river war. Just as the canoe Stewie and Brian is riding is about to hit them, I then remark that I was never a fan of Family Guy while ambushing them with the Banjo music. They suddenly paddle so fast I'm whipped off and Nyrah is atomized by the incoming ultra-stupid speed death canoe.
I then smash the Banjo against Nyrah's head. The Banjo breaks. I illogically blame Nyrah for it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Are forum game crossovers allowed?
Anywho, I proceed to overload a Blue mage, which launches a chain reaction of Blue magi exploding.
I then whack the Blue tank with most HP with the sword from fseftr's attack.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!