Im assuming your supposed to be Ares... Well, since you cant really die, I will have to suffice with permanant incapacitation. Also, being the god of war, you would beat me in every attempt at direct confrontation, so I must go with stealth permanant incapacitation, which is not easy.
How to kill the god of war
Step one: Hire Aphrodite.
Everyone knows she is his only weakness, so, hire her (preferably with a golden apple) to distract him in a reletively open area, like in the middle of the street in a big city.
Step two: Hire Hephaestus
Hire Hephaestus (perhaps giving him modern materials to work with instead of lame ole bronze and gold) to rig 50000 bows to have exact accuracy and to go off at the same time at the push of a button. Also, buy 50000 of the sharpest arrows he has.
Stem three: Find Pandora
Find Pandora, and buy Pandora's box from her (maybe give her some crazy puzzle box... "Ha, open that!")
Step four: Setup
Set up the surrounding street with all 50000 bows, set up from different directions, all aimed at the same place. Then wait in hiding near the target zone.
Step five: Play mission impossible music
Step six: Execution
Wait until Ares and Aphrodite are in position, push the button to release the arrows, chopping Ares into a bunch of peices(and probably Aphrodite, but hey its just collateral damage). Then open pandoras box(There goes hope... hope for the god of war, that is!) and stuff all the peices into it, and never open that box again!
So, in the end, we permanantly incapacitated Ares AND Aphrodite, and in the process lost all hope, but hey, you know what they say! All's fair in love and war!
Im assuming your supposed to be Ares... Well, since you cant really die, I will have to suffice with permanant incapacitation. Also, being the god of war, you would beat me in every attempt at direct confrontation, so I must go with stealth permanant incapacitation, which is not easy.
How to kill the god of war
Step one: Hire Aphrodite.
Everyone knows she is his only weakness, so, hire her (preferably with a golden apple) to distract him in a reletively open area, like in the middle of the street in a big city.
Step two: Hire Hephaestus
Hire Hephaestus (perhaps giving him modern materials to work with instead of lame ole bronze and gold) to rig 50000 bows to have exact accuracy and to go off at the same time at the push of a button. Also, buy 50000 of the sharpest arrows he has.
Stem three: Find Pandora
Find Pandora, and buy Pandora's box from her (maybe give her some crazy puzzle box... "Ha, open that!")
Step four: Setup
Set up the surrounding street with all 50000 bows, set up from different directions, all aimed at the same place. Then wait in hiding near the target zone.
Step five: Play mission impossible music
Step six: Execution
Wait until Ares and Aphrodite are in position, push the button to release the arrows, chopping Ares into a bunch of peices(and probably Aphrodite, but hey its just collateral damage). Then open pandoras box(There goes hope... hope for the god of war, that is!) and stuff all the peices into it, and never open that box again!
So, in the end, we permanantly incapacitated Ares AND Aphrodite, and in the process lost all hope, but hey, you know what they say! All's fair in love and war!
lol, so true.
I suppose I summon our professional Skywalker fellow to get you to join our side.
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It's quite simple, just aim a nuke at either the engines or the cockpit.
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-Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe. To cure it of sorrow would destroy it.-
-In his madness, the architect betrayed the pact. Twisting his creation into a game of death, it now devours all who enter its iron embrace.-
*decapitates*
ZEUS! YOU'RE NEXT!
Suzane Moonlight (Avatar) [Star Platinum]
Marciel Moonlight
DIO [The World]
How to kill the god of war
Step one: Hire Aphrodite.
Everyone knows she is his only weakness, so, hire her (preferably with a golden apple) to distract him in a reletively open area, like in the middle of the street in a big city.
Step two: Hire Hephaestus
Hire Hephaestus (perhaps giving him modern materials to work with instead of lame ole bronze and gold) to rig 50000 bows to have exact accuracy and to go off at the same time at the push of a button. Also, buy 50000 of the sharpest arrows he has.
Stem three: Find Pandora
Find Pandora, and buy Pandora's box from her (maybe give her some crazy puzzle box... "Ha, open that!")
Step four: Setup
Set up the surrounding street with all 50000 bows, set up from different directions, all aimed at the same place. Then wait in hiding near the target zone.
Step five: Play mission impossible music
Step six: Execution
Wait until Ares and Aphrodite are in position, push the button to release the arrows, chopping Ares into a bunch of peices(and probably Aphrodite, but hey its just collateral damage). Then open pandoras box(There goes hope... hope for the god of war, that is!) and stuff all the peices into it, and never open that box again!
So, in the end, we permanantly incapacitated Ares AND Aphrodite, and in the process lost all hope, but hey, you know what they say! All's fair in love and war!
lol, so true.
I suppose I summon our professional Skywalker fellow to get you to join our side.
To this day, my signature remains unsigned.
These eggs don't need anything - they're just farming views. Thanks for your time!
(STILL WORKING ON ACCOUNT, AVATAR AND SIG, DOES NOT REPRESENT FINAL PRODUCT)
-Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe. To cure it of sorrow would destroy it.-
-In his madness, the architect betrayed the pact. Twisting his creation into a game of death, it now devours all who enter its iron embrace.-
OT: Tsunami
Suzane Moonlight (Avatar) [Star Platinum]
Marciel Moonlight
DIO [The World]