The obsidian farm burned Superterry.
Superterry forgot obsidian armor. <--(lolwut?)
Superterry suffocated with obsidian on his head.
Superterry had a boner. (Skeleton)
Superterry forgot his armor and burned in lava (Lava)
Superterry thought he can breathe water. (Drown)
A creeper creep'd on Superterry. (Creeper)
Superterry had a bag of Milky Ways for zombies. (Zombie)
Zkyo hit his thumb while mining obsidian.
The obsidian tried to teach Zkyo how to swim.
Zkyo discovered that the obsidian wasn't hardened enough.
Zkyo wore an Obsidian Helmet.
Zkyo raged when he realized that wasn't black wool.
Zkyo's shift key failed when mining obsidian.
Zkyo tried to break obsidian, but the obsidian broke him.
TheRepeater tried to repeat the same thing that he repeated.
TheRepeater has a full mouth of gravel.
TheRepeater is now powered by redstone.
TheRepeater wanted free cake!
TheRepeater melted his own balls
Grommen Didn't feel a thing.
Grommen threw himself at the ground, and didn't miss!
Grommen meet a south bound train, going north.
Grommen didn't survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
Grommen was found to be highly unstable!
Grommen confirmed gravity.
Grommen saw the light.
Grommen was the human torch, briefly.
Grommen didn't have this.
Grommen forgot his fire suit.