person701 should have had a parachute.
person701 didn't have a bucket of water.
person701 broke rule 1 of Minecraft.
person701 isn't a fish.
person701 didn't look before stepping.
person701 forgot to crouch.
person701 didn't care.
person701 pulled the wrong lever.
#This file contains custom messages for death events.
#You can specify as many messages as you want (within reason) for each death type.
#Just be sure each message is on a new line under the appropriate label.
#When a player dies, a random message from the appropriate label is chosen.
#Accepted variables:
# - %d holds the name of the dead player.
# - %a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
# - %i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
#Custom item names may be defined in the 'heroicdeath.items' file.
:Drown
Crunkatog did the Dead Man's Float
Crunkatog is swimming with the fishes
Crunkatog took a long walk off a short pier
:Cactus
Crunkatog was caught in a thorny situation
Crunkatog poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
Crunkatog tangled with the wrong Prickly Pear
:Fire
Crunkatog got lit up
Crunkatog forgot how to stop, drop and roll
:Explosion
Crunkatog apparently has an explosive personality
Crunkatog exploded
Crunkatog appears to have trodden upon a mine
:Creeper
Crunkatog was creeper bombed
Crunkatog hugged a creeper
Crunkatog became a new gravy-filled angel
Crunkatog made a new lawn crater
:Ghast
Crunkatog failed his Sanity roll
Crunkatog starred in a Lovecraft movie
Crunkatog blocked an Emrakul
Crunkatog ghasped his last
:Slime
Crunkatog got slimed
Crunkatog encountered an ectoplasmic anomaly
Crunkatog was engulfed by a Gelatinous Cube
Crunkatog was served with mint jelly
:Fall
Crunkatog had a great trip
Crunkatog made a major impact
Crunkatog took a leap of faith
Crunkatog fought the Law of Gravity, and the Law won
:PVP
Crunkatog killed %d wielding %i
Crunkatog pwned %d with a %i
Crunkatog used %i to bag a wild %d
Crunkatog is DOMINATING %d
:Void
Crunkatog fell into the Gap
Crunkatog recorded a Black Sabbath cover
Crunkatog was sideboarded out
Oh my God, it's full of Crunkatog
:Zombie
Crunkatog was Left 4 Dead
Crunkatog blocked a Sutured Ghoul
Crunkatog became Brain Stew
:Enderman
Crunkatog met his End
Crunkatog faced off against the Celtics, and lost (insert your team here, our admin is from boston)
Crunkatog got carried away in the night
Crunkatog lost a staring contest
:PigZombie
Crunkatog discovered Gold in the Nether
Crunkatog died to a lousy rotten swine
:Spider
Crunkatog didn't finish their curds and whey
Crunkatog tasted the kiss of the spider woman
Crunkatog 's spider-sense failed him
:Skeleton
Crunkatog got boned
Crunkatog heard a fateful twang in the night
Crunkatog got Arrow'd
:Lava
Crunkatog took a swim in the bright orange water
Crunkatog became obsidian
Crunkatog took a bath in a lake of fire
Crunkatog was killed by an angry Magmar
:Other
Crunkatog died from unknown causes
Crunkatog took one for the team
Crunkatog was killed by Herobrine
:Suffocation
Crunkatog ate a mineral-rich lunch
Crunkatog became one with the earth
Crunkatog was Entombed
:Dispenser
Crunkatog did not need a dispenser there.
Crunkatog discovered the dispenser was a spy.
:Lightning
Crunkatog has an electrifying personality.
Crunkatog rode the Lightning
Crunkatog had a very bad hair day
Crunkatog made a suitable ground.
The sawxhoeshovpicker is the chuck norris of tools
the ground shakes in its presence the wind stops blowing and the pigs give you their bacon and obsidian mines itself[;/quote]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
We are what we eat and we are who we meet. These are not mutually exclusive.
person701 didn't have a bucket of water.
person701 broke rule 1 of Minecraft.
person701 isn't a fish.
person701 didn't look before stepping.
person701 forgot to crouch.
person701 didn't care.
person701 pulled the wrong lever.
That's all I got for the time being.
Forum lurker. (^-^)b
Superterry forgot to look at the explosion.
Superterry fell for the cake's lies.
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Eakswirlstay ouldntcay eadray Iglatinpay
Off Topic: PokeminMaster wanted a Zombie Pigman's Sword.
EDIT: Another: PokeminMaster used the hot springs.
Steakswirl kicked _____ in crotch, but was killed by Notch.
-A dark Charizard appeared, and used Crunkatog as a toothpick
-Crunkatog left the End in little bite-sized pieces
jadenicle forgot his diamond pick, and starved.