As well, pretty much half the dialogue from The Prestige is quote-worthy. It's an amazing movie.
"Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science." - Nikola Tesla
"Society tolerates only one change at a time." - Nikola tesla
"Secrets are my life." - Alfred Borden
"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled." - Cutter
As well, pretty much half the dialogue from The Prestige is quote-worthy. It's an amazing movie.
"Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science." - Nikola Tesla
"Society tolerates only one change at a time." - Nikola tesla
"Secrets are my life." - Alfred Borden
"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled." - Cutter
I loved that movie so much, definitely in my top five.
Anyways, my favorite is probably "Does he look like a *****?... Then why you tryin' to **** him like a *****?" from Pulp Fiction.
"I have some words of wisdom that have helped me through the darkest times of my life. They are, 'Good evening, K-Mart shoppers!" (or something like that) ~?, Secretariot
"We all go a little mad sometimes." ~Norman Bates, Psycho
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one
of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
It's rather long, but quite worth the read.
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There's people standing 'round, who'll screw you in the ground
They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see
Ash Ketchum: The world's greatest Pokémon master is waiting for me. Let's use our Pokémon to get to that island. Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this. Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right... Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen. Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one! Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed. Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota. Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe? Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset. Meowth: Tell my stomach. Jesse: Heave! James: Ho! Jesse: Heave! James: Ho! Jesse: Heave! James: Ho! Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay. [a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process] Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings! Misty: It's Team Rocket! Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell! Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah! [another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]
And this one:
Meowth: We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows.
LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one
of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
It's rather long, but quite worth the read.
Ah...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you're wondering about whom you referred to as "KNIGHT", there are actually two people you called KNIGHT; Lancelot was the first one and Galahad was the second one.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".
Mine is from "Independence Day":
"The world could end, You don't want to die a virgin do you?"
-Meet the Parents
----Die Hard 1-3
As well, pretty much half the dialogue from The Prestige is quote-worthy. It's an amazing movie.
"Exact science, Mr Angier, is not an exact science." - Nikola Tesla
"Society tolerates only one change at a time." - Nikola tesla
"Secrets are my life." - Alfred Borden
"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled." - Cutter
I loved that movie so much, definitely in my top five.
Anyways, my favorite is probably "Does he look like a *****?... Then why you tryin' to **** him like a *****?" from Pulp Fiction.
- Rafiki, from The Lion King
~ Maruki Konkuro
Founder of Kelacao
"You shall not pass!" - LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring
"One, two, five!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"That still only counts as one!" - LotR: The Return of the King
Dang, that's all I can think of...
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."-Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind
StepBrothers.
"I have some words of wisdom that have helped me through the darkest times of my life. They are, 'Good evening, K-Mart shoppers!" (or something like that) ~?, Secretariot
"We all go a little mad sometimes." ~Norman Bates, Psycho
ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one
of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
[singing]
How does it, uh... how does it work?
KNIGHT: I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]
It's rather long, but quite worth the read.
Looks up and takes it into consideration* -Doc Brown
Back to the Future
Misty: Ash, our Pokémon aren't strong enough. They can't handle giant waves like this.
Ash Ketchum: [upset] Guess you're right...
Jesse: [Team Rocket arrive in a boat, dressed as Vikings] You vant to cross maybe? Ve take you, ya? Ve Vikings are used to big vaves. Ve get you to New lsland faster than you can say fahrvergnügen.
Jesse: [cuts to them rowing] Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Oh, I think I'm gonna have one!
Brock: I didn't know Vikings still existed.
Ash Ketchum: They mostly live in Minnesota.
Misty: Something's not right. Are you sure this boat's safe?
Jesse: Don't vorry. This ship von't let you down. Ve alvays sail in da rough veather. Don't get upset.
Meowth: Tell my stomach.
Jesse: Heave!
James: Ho!
Jesse: Heave!
James: Ho!
Jesse: Heave!
James: Ho!
Misty: lt's all right, Togepi. We're going to be okay.
[a huge tidal wave crashes into the boat, taking Team Rocket's Viking costumes off in the process]
Ash Ketchum: Those aren't Vikings!
Misty: It's Team Rocket!
Brock: I should have known there was something fishy about them besides the way they smell!
Jesse: Haha! Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Meowth: Forget the motto. We're going to have to... aaah!
[another tidal wave sweeps over, knocking everyone out of the boat]
And this one:
Meowth: We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of what's different... well, who knows.
-Pokemon: The first movie
Someone read the "Hypochondriac's pocket guide to horrible diseases you probably already have"
don't click this link...
Ah...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you're wondering about whom you referred to as "KNIGHT", there are actually two people you called KNIGHT; Lancelot was the first one and Galahad was the second one.
Just for your info.
Robert Neville- God didn't do this. We did!
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer, aka "Duchess", aka "world's most dangerous spy".