Figured we might as well start an Enderman story thread.
-A few days ago, some wily Endermen disassembled my tree and stole like 3 leaf blocks. One of them got placed on the ground some distance away.
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-And just a few minutes ago, I looked at an Enderman as the sun was rising just to **** him off. He started to teleport to me, but just before he was within hitting distance, he teleported away. I looked around and he was nowhere to be found. I turned on an X-Ray texture pack to see if he was hiding in my basement, but he wasn't there either. Or anywhere, for that matter. He just vanished off the face of the earth. Dafuq?
Anyway, post some Enderman stories. This should get interesting.
Lol, MY server i play on since 1.8.1 endermen have stolen this deserts blocks and the houses are all missing, and logblock shows endermen, *Trollface* Endermen are the new trolls besides creepers.
I found an enderman deep in a cave at y-13. Problem was, I had already cleared that cave of mobs, and was excavating it. Other problem was, he was holding dirt... with grass on it.
I wish I'd gotten screenshots, but I was too disturbed by it at the time. I just dumped water at him and he teleported away. No clue where he went.
On hardcore mode, I hit one in a cave and it then disappeared. Later on, as I was returning to the surface it popped right in my face and killed me in two hits. A couple of hours of work for nothing.
One time during 1.8pre I was walking around a desert (because the biomes got much bigger in 1.8) and I realized the sun was going down. Then, I saw an enderman, so I got excited and accidentally looked at it, the next thing you knew its mouth was open and I looked away to run and then it appeared in my face but luckily I killed it.
Note: I play 1.9pre5 now, not the 1.8pre's or 1.8.1.
Well one day I was in the End (I was in creative) and I left my computer for a second and my friend with me at the time goes and pisses off every enderman in there so when I get back there's a huge mob of endermen standing below me to kill me. I didn't even think to use water.
I take it you're still playing 1.8.1 then. In 1.8 Endermen are bumbling idiots who commit slow suicide in water. In 1.9 they'll teleport into your house if you aren't careful. And when they attack, they're almost like mini-bosses. And you need to kill a bunch if you want to go to The End. So they do have a purpose.
I found an enderman deep in a cave at y-13. Problem was, I had already cleared that cave of mobs, and was excavating it. Other problem was, he was holding dirt... with grass on it.
I wish I'd gotten screenshots, but I was too disturbed by it at the time. I just dumped water at him and he teleported away. No clue where he went.
D'OH
put the block...down.... put the block...down.... oh yeahhh basement grass
Endermen=Government
Government=Endermen
The reason for there similarities is that they take your stuff and do random **** with it and accomplish nothing other than losing your things.
Nothing annoys me more than coming back to my original stone brick house and finding various random blocks removed from the house. Then I have to go hunting all over to find the removed blocks and put them back. Sometimes I can't even find all the removed blocks, so I've started leaving a chest full of "repair" materials to fix the house.
And we won't go into the one Enderman who I miffed so greatly that he teleported inside my house to kill me. Talk about painful... and scary! He was just tall enough to fit in the room.
Back in 1.8.1.
Made a brick house.
It was big.
It had bookshelves.
It was a library.
One day.
I got lost in a cave for a long time.
So I tunneled my way out.
I see my brick Library. WTF THERE ARE TINY HOLES EVERYWHERE!!! (sorry I don't have screenshots, I don't know how to upload them.)
Went inside.
Lost some bookshelves...
It was like I abonded it for a couple of years.
So I got a chest full of repairing materials and started repairing it.
One day, I can't find my chest...
Wonder where it is...
A couple of days later, I find it in the desert biome right next to my plains biome.
I hate you, endermen.
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No one wants to click on your stupid eggs. I hope I see them on my plate tommorow.
-A few days ago, some wily Endermen disassembled my tree and stole like 3 leaf blocks. One of them got placed on the ground some distance away.
Screenshot:
-And just a few minutes ago, I looked at an Enderman as the sun was rising just to **** him off. He started to teleport to me, but just before he was within hitting distance, he teleported away. I looked around and he was nowhere to be found. I turned on an X-Ray texture pack to see if he was hiding in my basement, but he wasn't there either. Or anywhere, for that matter. He just vanished off the face of the earth. Dafuq?
Anyway, post some Enderman stories. This should get interesting.
Then, an Enderman came and removed a block.
Then, my town was flooded with lava for 3 days.
Then, I exacted my revenge on EVER SINGLE ******* I SAW.
And we all lived happily ever after.
The end.
After i was done with it i decided to torture it with water and kill it.
I wish I'd gotten screenshots, but I was too disturbed by it at the time. I just dumped water at him and he teleported away. No clue where he went.
...but endermen are your friendermen...
It's always such a pleasure.
Jolicraft FTW :biggrin.gif:
Good times...
Long story short, Endermen haven't touched the tower since then.
Note: I play 1.9pre5 now, not the 1.8pre's or 1.8.1.
That ghost-ass mother****er.
I take it you're still playing 1.8.1 then. In 1.8 Endermen are bumbling idiots who commit slow suicide in water. In 1.9 they'll teleport into your house if you aren't careful. And when they attack, they're almost like mini-bosses. And you need to kill a bunch if you want to go to The End. So they do have a purpose.
I killed the *******.
D'OH
put the block...down.... put the block...down.... oh yeahhh basement grass
Government=Endermen
The reason for there similarities is that they take your stuff and do random **** with it and accomplish nothing other than losing your things.
And we won't go into the one Enderman who I miffed so greatly that he teleported inside my house to kill me. Talk about painful... and scary! He was just tall enough to fit in the room.
Made a brick house.
It was big.
It had bookshelves.
It was a library.
One day.
I got lost in a cave for a long time.
So I tunneled my way out.
I see my brick Library. WTF THERE ARE TINY HOLES EVERYWHERE!!! (sorry I don't have screenshots, I don't know how to upload them.)
Went inside.
Lost some bookshelves...
It was like I abonded it for a couple of years.
So I got a chest full of repairing materials and started repairing it.
One day, I can't find my chest...
Wonder where it is...
A couple of days later, I find it in the desert biome right next to my plains biome.
I hate you, endermen.