There are lots of challenges up on these boards. However, none of them are MANLY ENOUGH.
This challenge is so manly that is has CHEST HAIRS ON ITS CHEST HAIRS. And if you complete it you have ACHIEVED VIRILITY. If you don't have balls, this challenge will make you grow them. It turns SISSY LADY MEN into FEARLESS BEARDED WARRIORS.
Requirements: -Make a new world on hardcore difficulty (hard hardcore, not easy hardcore, you cheater), or leave home on an established world with an empty inventory and put a bit of distance between yourself and everything you've built.
-Survive as long as possible
-If you die or fail to follow the bold requirements, the challenge is over
-NO BUILDING SHELTER (safety is for NINNIES) -NO CRAFTING TORCHES (**** lights) -NO USING BEDS (You don't ever see JACK BAUER sleep- because he's a REAL MAN) -ONLY TWO PIECES OF ARMOR MAY BE WORN AT ANY GIVEN TIME (INVINCIBILITY IS FOR THE WEAK) -ONLY MEAT MAY BE CONSUMED (REAL MEN BITE COWS AND EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR ENEMIES) -YOU MAY NOT CRAFT ANY SWORDS THAT AREN'T DIAMOND (REAL MEN DON'T USE INFERIOR MATERIALS) -YOU MUST KILL 10 HOSTILE MOBS PER DAY/NIGHT CYCLE (nice try thinking you'd dig a hole and hide in it for two weeks, PANSY) -NO PLANTING TREES OR BREEDING ANIMALS (RESPECT FOR NATURE ISN'T MANLY)
Technicalities:
-Mob-related achievements stack. For example, killing a spider jockey would count as killing a skeleton. Killing a spider jockey with a bow would complete all three-skeleton related achievements.
-You cannot CRAFT torches, but you may still use torches that you find in villages. Glowstone and lava buckets can also be used for lighting up dark areas. -Naturally occuring shelter can be converted into a base. (i.e. cut a doorway into a dungeon and live there) -Time does not pass in the Nether
Score System (Titles) The scoring works based on what you managed to accomplish in your manly tale of conquest. You start off at Rank 0. Your title is "Sissy". When you complete the tasks for Rank 0, you become Rank 1, "Man-child". And so on. All tasks have to be completed before death, in no particular order (if you killed a skeleton without being rank 1 you don't have to kill another skeleton to become rank 2).
Rank 0: Sissy
-Survive your first night -Kill a pig with a stick and eat its flesh in front of another nearby pig
-Break glass with your fists
Rank 1: Man-Child
-Survive 3 nights -Kill a skeleton
-Start a forest fire
-Chug down a bucket of milk and then slaughter the cow it came from.
Rank 2: Average Joe
-Survive 6 nights -Build a dirt hut and then destroy it with TNT
-Survive a 25-meter fall
-Make a leather chestplate and then wear it until it breaks
-Kill a skeleton with a bow (stacks with earlier skeleton challenge)
Rank 3: Manly Man
-Survive 10 nights -Enter a village; kill all the Testificates, destroy their crops, and set fire to the buildings.
-Beat a zombie to death with a brick
-Kill a spider jockey (technically a skeleton)
-Put an arrow through a Creeper's face
-Come into contact with lava or fire; survive
Rank 4: Hardened Badass
-Survive 15 nights -Craft a clock
-Craft a diamond sword
-Make a map and fill out roughly 50% of it
-Blow up a squid
-Loot a dungeon without breaking the monster spawner block
Rank 5: Fearless Motherf**ker
-Survive 20 nights -Destroy a Cave Spider spawner
-Craft a pair of diamond pants
-Enter the Nether and leave with a Ghast Tear
Rank 6: Testicles of Titanium
-Obtain Blaze Powder
-Craft a gold ingot out of gold nuggets
-Find a Stronghold
Rank 7: "That Guy Who Would Win in a Fight Between Batman, Ezio and Chuck Norris"
-Enter the End and kill the dragon
-Build a giant middle finger out of gold blocks
Example:
On my first attempt, I achieved a title of "Manly Man" and was halfway on my way to Hardened Badass when I was killed by a spider jockey on the 4th night.
On my second attempt, I reached Hardened Badass, but the 14 days was up by then. I decided to edit the rules to make it a BIT more lenient (you now have unlimited time).
On my third attempt, I was going strong after looting two dungeons. I came across a deep ravine in a dense forest late at night. The trees swarmed with hostiles that pursued me. I made a manly running leap over the ravine, barely clearing the jump. Almost immediately, a spider jockey jumped from a tree and landed on top of me, sending me over the edge of the ravine. I survived the fall with half a heart. Four zombies appeared from under a shallow overhang at the base of the ravine. I readied a brick to slay them with. Alas, my levels of testosterone were not enough to win the night. The zombies snacked on my testicles. My title was Manly Man.
There's no such things as hard hardcore or easy hardcore. The difficulty is always hardcore.
False. If you set your difficulty to easy or peaceful, and then make a hardcore world, the hardcore world will keep the difficulty setting. With this, it is possible to have Hardcore worlds where monsters don't spawn because the difficulty is set to peaceful.
I got pretty far!
Too bad I've never seen a spider jockey.
But I almost have a full map.
And I almost killed a creeper on by using 360s (AKA, cheating by jumping onto a ladder with good old shift.
Gotta restart.
There are lots of challenges up on these boards. However, none of them are MANLY ENOUGH.
This challenge is so manly that is has CHEST HAIRS ON ITS CHEST HAIRS. And if you complete it you have ACHIEVED VIRILITY. If you don't have balls, this challenge will make you grow them. It turns SISSY LADY MEN into FEARLESS BEARDED WARRIORS.
Requirements:
-Make a new world on hardcore difficulty (hard hardcore, not easy hardcore, you cheater), or leave home on an established world with an empty inventory and put a bit of distance between yourself and everything you've built.
-Survive as long as possible
-If you die or fail to follow the bold requirements, the challenge is over
-NO BUILDING SHELTER (safety is for NINNIES)
-NO CRAFTING TORCHES (**** lights)
-NO USING BEDS (You don't ever see JACK BAUER sleep- because he's a REAL MAN)
-ONLY TWO PIECES OF ARMOR MAY BE WORN AT ANY GIVEN TIME (INVINCIBILITY IS FOR THE WEAK)
-ONLY MEAT MAY BE CONSUMED (REAL MEN BITE COWS AND EAT THE FLESH OF THEIR ENEMIES)
-YOU MAY NOT CRAFT ANY SWORDS THAT AREN'T DIAMOND (REAL MEN DON'T USE INFERIOR MATERIALS)
-YOU MUST KILL 10 HOSTILE MOBS PER DAY/NIGHT CYCLE (nice try thinking you'd dig a hole and hide in it for two weeks, PANSY)
-NO PLANTING TREES OR BREEDING ANIMALS (RESPECT FOR NATURE ISN'T MANLY)
Technicalities:
-Mob-related achievements stack. For example, killing a spider jockey would count as killing a skeleton. Killing a spider jockey with a bow would complete all three-skeleton related achievements.
-You cannot CRAFT torches, but you may still use torches that you find in villages. Glowstone and lava buckets can also be used for lighting up dark areas.
-Naturally occuring shelter can be converted into a base. (i.e. cut a doorway into a dungeon and live there)
-Time does not pass in the Nether
Score System (Titles)
The scoring works based on what you managed to accomplish in your manly tale of conquest. You start off at Rank 0. Your title is "Sissy". When you complete the tasks for Rank 0, you become Rank 1, "Man-child". And so on. All tasks have to be completed before death, in no particular order (if you killed a skeleton without being rank 1 you don't have to kill another skeleton to become rank 2).
Rank 0: Sissy
-Survive your first night
-Kill a pig with a stick and eat its flesh in front of another nearby pig
-Break glass with your fists
Rank 1: Man-Child
-Survive 3 nights
-Kill a skeleton
-Start a forest fire
-Chug down a bucket of milk and then slaughter the cow it came from.
Rank 2: Average Joe
-Survive 6 nights
-Build a dirt hut and then destroy it with TNT
-Survive a 25-meter fall
-Make a leather chestplate and then wear it until it breaks
-Kill a skeleton with a bow (stacks with earlier skeleton challenge)
Rank 3: Manly Man
-Survive 10 nights
-Enter a village; kill all the Testificates, destroy their crops, and set fire to the buildings.
-Beat a zombie to death with a brick
-Kill a spider jockey (technically a skeleton)
-Put an arrow through a Creeper's face
-Come into contact with lava or fire; survive
Rank 4: Hardened Badass
-Survive 15 nights
-Craft a clock
-Craft a diamond sword
-Make a map and fill out roughly 50% of it
-Blow up a squid
-Loot a dungeon without breaking the monster spawner block
Rank 5: Fearless Motherf**ker
-Survive 20 nights
-Destroy a Cave Spider spawner
-Craft a pair of diamond pants
-Enter the Nether and leave with a Ghast Tear
Rank 6: Testicles of Titanium
-Obtain Blaze Powder
-Craft a gold ingot out of gold nuggets
-Find a Stronghold
Rank 7: "That Guy Who Would Win in a Fight Between Batman, Ezio and Chuck Norris"
-Enter the End and kill the dragon
-Build a giant middle finger out of
goldblocksExample:
Rank 8: The Man of Men
If you attempt the challenge, post the results.
My Attempts:
On my first attempt, I achieved a title of "Manly Man" and was halfway on my way to Hardened Badass when I was killed by a spider jockey on the 4th night.
On my second attempt, I reached Hardened Badass, but the 14 days was up by then. I decided to edit the rules to make it a BIT more lenient (you now have unlimited time).
On my third attempt, I was going strong after looting two dungeons. I came across a deep ravine in a dense forest late at night. The trees swarmed with hostiles that pursued me. I made a manly running leap over the ravine, barely clearing the jump. Almost immediately, a spider jockey jumped from a tree and landed on top of me, sending me over the edge of the ravine. I survived the fall with half a heart. Four zombies appeared from under a shallow overhang at the base of the ravine. I readied a brick to slay them with. Alas, my levels of testosterone were not enough to win the night. The zombies snacked on my testicles. My title was Manly Man.
Challenge banner, should you choose to accept it:
GOOD LUCK, MEN
False. If you set your difficulty to easy or peaceful, and then make a hardcore world, the hardcore world will keep the difficulty setting. With this, it is possible to have Hardcore worlds where monsters don't spawn because the difficulty is set to peaceful.
No, you're just not manly enough to do them!!!
I'd take the challenge, but... uhhh... errr... hmmm... ummm... oh yeah, I don't have time :tongue.gif: HAHA
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Fear not whether you lack the testicular fortitude to try this challenge. If you don't have balls this will make you GROW THEM.
THIS CHALLENGE TURNS SISSY LADY MEN INTO FEARLESS BEARDED WARRIORS.
I'm prepared to say it would take even the likes of Chuck Norris more than two weeks to kill the Enderdragon with his fists.
Edit: I'm looking around. Chuck Norris hasn't killed me yet. That means he agrees.
CAUSE REAL MEN DON'T GIVE A CRAP
Oh damn, that's ingenious.
I'll add that in if you build a sample middle finger and take a screenshot of it.
Too bad I've never seen a spider jockey.
But I almost have a full map.
And I almost killed a creeper on by using 360s (AKA, cheating by jumping onto a ladder with good old shift.
Gotta restart.
Also if you want to breed animals you should have to masturbate to it and post a picture of your manly juices in a cup on this thread
GO BACK TO 4CHAN
Some testicular fortitude you have there my friend.
... I didn't say I wouldn't follow you.
Well, I already have the beard down. Suppose I'll try my hand at the challenge.
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here is your gold middle finger :tongue.gif:
not the best, BUT WHO GIVES A CRAP? SISSIES!