Anyone know a really good insult that might even make a person cry? I'm asking this because 50% of the new players on my server ask these dumb questions...
"Can I have op?"
"How can I get admin?"
"Do you need staff?"
"Can I apply for moderator?"
"You can trust me." .... "so I can have op?"
"Do you need help?" *leaves if no reply*
I successfully hurt the feelings of this player by saying they are greedy weed. Anyone know any great insults for those retarded op askers? Thanks!
I had a fun plugin I made that made it so they couldn't move or break any blocks, it also spammed there chat with a fake java error. I never really got to use it though...
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"I am legally obligated by the State of Idaho say that best thing that ever happened to Minecraft was potatoes"
Just say "yes," and then don't do it. When they ask about it again later, be like "oh I forgot, just one second" and then go on with your own business. Pretty soon, they'll get the hint.
I had a fun plugin I made that made it so they couldn't move or break any blocks, it also spammed there chat with a fake java error. I never really got to use it though...
"Can I have op?"
"How can I get admin?"
"Do you need staff?"
"Can I apply for moderator?"
"You can trust me." .... "so I can have op?"
"Do you need help?" *leaves if no reply*
I successfully hurt the feelings of this player by saying they are greedy weed. Anyone know any great insults for those retarded op askers? Thanks!
"I am legally obligated by the State of Idaho say that best thing that ever happened to Minecraft was potatoes"
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Me: Sure! Let me show you what /ban does so you have an idea of what you're about to possess
I put signs and books and rules that say "Do not ask for op!" 95% of them ignore it. Your OP tag idea seems pretty good.
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Please, PM me. I'd like to work on this plugin ;D
EVERYTHINGI just ip-ban and say "This is what free ranks is"
"sorry, we don't op people unless they can withstand standing inside a 64x64 tnt cube
"ok, sign me up"
If they die, we just tell them to play normaly, and if they survive, we ban them for hacking.
... what about people on macs and linux?
That's their problem for getting a Mac or Linux. :3
Seriously, it'd just make it even more nonsensical a thing to do.