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You've got a clock on your phone set to Stockholm time.

Every night, without exception, you have at least one dream rendered in 3x3 cubes.

You start talking to your in-game pet wolves and cats like real pets.

You've ever entered a dark room and thought for a second that you needed to place some torches before hostile mobs start spawning.

You've see something blue and green out of the corner of your eye and jumped because you thought it was a zombie.

whats Stockholm?

you go outside and start punching trees

when its a foggy day and you try to press the F key

Wait there's a life outside of Minecraft?

Quote from 8BitAnimations

whats Stockholm?

Stockholm, Sweden.

Your outside and its night so you try to dig yourself a shelter in the ground

You know you're addicted to Minecraft when TvTropes isn't as addictive. Also, you know you're addicted when you've seen many topics like this one.

When you hit your dog in hopes he will stay.

Also, I've seen something green out of the corner of my eye and jumped and turned around. ;D

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When you hit your dog in hopes he will stay.

Also, I've seen something green out of the corner of my eye and jumped and turned around. ;D

You ask your neighbor if he has any coal you can borrow

you try to bonemeal uncooked food