If Christian Bale owned minecraft you'd get screamed at every time you fell off a cliff or into some lava or accidentally dropped an item with Q or misplace a block or ect....
The point of this is too post what the result would be if another company (Gaming or not) owned Minecraft.
Example:
If Bungie owned Minecraft, it would become a highly overrated alien shooter game.
...You're implying that because one of Bungie's most popular (and rightly so) franchises is a first person shooter, that they'd change a game that is in an entirely different genre to be involved with Halo, instead of one of the many other games they've created before?
And even then, you're implying that Bungie WOULD change Minecraft.
Please, please tell me you're smarter in real life.
you have absolutely no capability to tell a joke from a serious statement? please, please tell me you're smarter in real life...although I doubt it.
The joke was an utter fail though. Common sense and wit is required to make a joke, the person was sarcastically pointing this out.
If Notched owned Minecraft, it'd be called Minecraft. There would be radical fanboys and critics across the spectrum, updates would be a bit slow, and login downtime would take too long, causing angst among most hardcore players. :tongue.gif:
If Turbine (Lord of the Rings Online) owned Minecraft, it would charge monthly fees and advertise "life-time" subscriptions extremely hard before suddenly going free-to-play with micro transactions. Updates would come sort of frequently, but the game will be buggy, exploitable, and some players will be completely overpowered while others suffer terrible disadvantages. In upcoming major changes, they'd outright lie to the players (LEGENDARY WEAPONS? **** YOU) and PVP would be largely ignored by the staff, even though it's a pivotable part of the game.
If I owned Minecraft, I'd consider hiring or sharing the rights of the game to a small developer team to help produce frequent updates/fixes, implementing mods to hopefully create a virtual landscape comparable to the real world, centered around mining and surviving. It would lean towards a MMORPG and the single player game would act as a freebuild and tutorial, and maybe put main gameplay on just a couple servers. (player-hosted servers are still welcome)
if david suzuki owned minecraft there would be every type of plant imaginable(insted of a mushroom,2 types of trees and 3 types of flowers, not that im against it)
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LIFE ADVICE:
you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends,
but you can't pick your friends nose
If Nexon (Maplestory, Combat Arms) owned Minecraft, they would shut down the Minecraft forums for harassment.
Yes, the community hates Nexon. As far as I know, they got an award for the "Least Community-oriented" or something in 2010.
Nice.
If Nexon owned Minecraft, the updates would be unstable and every 3 months, mostly working on the security system; 4/5 people would hack; there would be a glitch every which-way you look; there would be no customer support; the report system would be what Nexon wipes their arses with. (ex. Combat Arms)
If Outspark owned Minecraft, after having a great beta the game would be said to release 2 months later. Then 5 months later from that point. Then unannounced after that point. Then you would find out the only way to play is through a Korean host that blocks Americans. (ex. Blackshot)
If my World History teacher owned Minecraft, you would start out with one life, and each time you die you completely restart and have to pay a small sum of money. (mainly expressed about FPS)
If steam owned minecraft, it would take over the world.
If half life owned minecraft, a portal would spawn demons and aliens that would overrun your world and spawn kill you.
If "I am Number 4" owned minecraft, your character would have flash light hands.
If an asian owned minecraft...everyone would have a nice tan.
If Master Chief owned minecraft, the diamond sword would actualy be an energy sword.
If a canadian owned minecraft, the whole world would be snow, and you could go skiing and play hockey and there would be beer, and there would be the occasional mounty.
If fallout owned minecraft, minecraft would actually be a better game
If helen keller owned minecraft, insetad of creepers you would be killed by a gnaughanha
If rucka rucka alli owned minecraft, pigs would be americans, sheep would be farmers, zombies would be mexicans, creepers would be muslim, and spiders would be asians.
If the Japanese made minecraft, Everyone would be required to have blue hair or be part animal
If Infinity Ward amde minecraft, they would make 5 versions of it in 3 years and sell them seperatly and then get barred from making the 6th version because of legal battles.
If Riot games made minecraft, there would be video patch notes every day and changing skin would cost money.
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So you say 1.4 is fail because you don't know how to update your server? WTF
Thats like saying all cars fail because you don't know how to put gas in them.
If Nintendo owned Minecraft, Boos would replace Ghasts, Octorok would replace Zombies, Waddle Dees would replace chickens and Pikachu would replace Creepers.
-waddles dees would replace chickens-
DO WANT.
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Oh, and he doesn't SNEAK UP ON YOU AND BLOW UP!!! Says the one who ruins the community.
The joke was an utter fail though. Common sense and wit is required to make a joke, the person was sarcastically pointing this out.
In Soviet Russia, Character Controls You!
If Turbine (Lord of the Rings Online) owned Minecraft, it would charge monthly fees and advertise "life-time" subscriptions extremely hard before suddenly going free-to-play with micro transactions. Updates would come sort of frequently, but the game will be buggy, exploitable, and some players will be completely overpowered while others suffer terrible disadvantages. In upcoming major changes, they'd outright lie to the players (LEGENDARY WEAPONS? **** YOU) and PVP would be largely ignored by the staff, even though it's a pivotable part of the game.
If I owned Minecraft, I'd consider hiring or sharing the rights of the game to a small developer team to help produce frequent updates/fixes, implementing mods to hopefully create a virtual landscape comparable to the real world, centered around mining and surviving. It would lean towards a MMORPG and the single player game would act as a freebuild and tutorial, and maybe put main gameplay on just a couple servers. (player-hosted servers are still welcome)
you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends,
but you can't pick your friends nose
well, I guess I can't argue against a mind reader.
good job, mods, good job
The charlie sheen one was epic though. That wins the thread.
Try my Ironman Challenges: 404, Chuck Norris, Iron Man
Nice.
If Nexon owned Minecraft, the updates would be unstable and every 3 months, mostly working on the security system; 4/5 people would hack; there would be a glitch every which-way you look; there would be no customer support; the report system would be what Nexon wipes their arses with. (ex. Combat Arms)
If Outspark owned Minecraft, after having a great beta the game would be said to release 2 months later. Then 5 months later from that point. Then unannounced after that point. Then you would find out the only way to play is through a Korean host that blocks Americans. (ex. Blackshot)
If my World History teacher owned Minecraft, you would start out with one life, and each time you die you completely restart and have to pay a small sum of money. (mainly expressed about FPS)
If half life owned minecraft, a portal would spawn demons and aliens that would overrun your world and spawn kill you.
If "I am Number 4" owned minecraft, your character would have flash light hands.
If an asian owned minecraft...everyone would have a nice tan.
If Master Chief owned minecraft, the diamond sword would actualy be an energy sword.
If a canadian owned minecraft, the whole world would be snow, and you could go skiing and play hockey and there would be beer, and there would be the occasional mounty.
If fallout owned minecraft, minecraft would actually be a better game
If helen keller owned minecraft, insetad of creepers you would be killed by a gnaughanha
If rucka rucka alli owned minecraft, pigs would be americans, sheep would be farmers, zombies would be mexicans, creepers would be muslim, and spiders would be asians.
If atari owned minecraft, it would never work.
If Microsoft owned Minecraft, it would be in C#.
Sir Francis Bacon
Meinkraften is more like it!
XD
That reminded me. I was going to do a similar Bethesda post. D:
If Infinity Ward amde minecraft, they would make 5 versions of it in 3 years and sell them seperatly and then get barred from making the 6th version because of legal battles.
If Riot games made minecraft, there would be video patch notes every day and changing skin would cost money.
-waddles dees would replace chickens-
DO WANT.
hmmm..... BUT ALLEN KEYS AIN'T SQUARE!