Does anyone else get an erection (a hardened penis) while playing Minecraft? Sorry to be rude or vulgar but sometimes I get so excited from running away from Creepers (which look like green penises) that I masturbate.
I am not a pirate, I don't like disclosing paid info, yet.
A disease which is caused by silica dust from volcanos which is very Mary Poppins-ish.
a minimum of 9001 fps on far, fancy, with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 textures and a world full of lava.
And then there's Team Deathmatch, Search and TNT, and Wager matches...
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Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
Top two computer games in 2001 were "The Sims" and "Roller Coaster Tycoon".
Of course, Minecraft isn't anywhere near one of the top games this year. 10 years from now, people may remember Minecraft as the beginning of a genre, but I imagine that we'll be laughing at how silly it was for us to be wasting time with such a game.
[*:18xabrb3]There will be weekly news columns about the game on T.V.
[*:18xabrb3]Kinect technology will be boosted to the next level with virtual reality rooms (think of it as a spherical screen that isnt warped in size, with you strapped into a barely-noticeable harness) where you fully explore the world of minecraft using yourself as the controller.
[*:18xabrb3]Notch will broadcast from his main server every update on a working screen within the game using his avatar.
[*:18xabrb3]The Nether will be fully operationable within SMP acting as a widespread transit system between servers while still functioning as a dangerous breeding ground for the creatures of hell.
[*:18xabrb3]Users will be able to invite 1 friend within their SSP save.
[*:18xabrb3]Adventure mode will be fully operational with the ability to transfer Quake maps into the game.
[*:18xabrb3]Gears will be once again implemented to create complicated, functional, and moveable machinery (steamships, dirigibles, floodgates, drawbridges, etc).
[*:18xabrb3]Herobrine will become a fully implemented and have a learning AI with the sole function of being an outlaw (note only 1 Herobrine will exist on each SSP save and only 1 will exist in all of SMP).
[*:18xabrb3]Griefers will have their own server with a headquarters made entirely out of bedrock.
[*:18xabrb3]Mod support will be implemented into the game.
[*:18xabrb3]Cliff racers will be added to the game.
[*:18xabrb3]The weather system will be implemented, including extreme weather conditions such as hail, lightning, fire-inducing heatwaves, tornados, earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, and meteor showers.
[*:18xabrb3]Diamond will no longer be the most powerful material; titanium will replace it.
[*:18xabrb3]Towns will be implemented with the ability to trade, hire, control, and pillage.
[*:18xabrb3]The ability to prevent the detonation of Creepers will be added.
[*:18xabrb3]Clans and online Survival Mode saving will be implemented.
[*:18xabrb3]Alpha testers will be given a special tag under their names.
[*:18xabrb3]Minecraft will be cracked and ported to every major game console available.
[*:18xabrb3]Notch will become more well known then Mark Zuckerberg.
[*:18xabrb3]Minecraft will become a household item to anyone who owns a computer.
[*:18xabrb3]The vast boundaries of the Survival Mode worlds will be fully mapped.