Your house is a paragon of inefficiency. Well done. A clever minecraftian may be able to access the rooftop storage without destroying the house by flooding the TNT with water prior to its explosion.
The best part is, even doing that is a still a lot more annoying and time wasting than opening a normal chest is. There's no winning.
While I was taking these shots, I realised that the ladders on the side unfortunately allow you access to the roof, letting you bypass the flaming obsidian door. I may have to replace them with more terrible Minecraft advice.
Fences imo. Also, maybe a painting just behind the obsidian door just for annoyance?
if you're going to use minecarts, i recommend dividing up the railway into shorter lines and adding more minecarts. might i suggest having two three-tile lines, one for each direction, separated by fences that you'd have to destroy to go the other direction or something. that would be less efficient, wouldn't it, than the nice track you have now. also, you might want to lower the ceiling by putting having cactus on it, obstructing you when hopping in and out of minecarts.
That is freaking HILARIOUS!!! Funniest **** I've seen on here by far. Bravo. This is the type of inefficency that the government would be proud of!! I think Chuck Norris would be happy to call this place home!! LOL!!!
Thanks for the love everyone, I had no idea this would wind up being so liked. I'll keep adding to this house as I (or you) come up with new ideas.
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...is that a piece of HAM in that crater???
I think some poor, blundering pig got caught up in that explosion. XD
Yes, yes it did =p. I'm 99% sure it was the same pig in the first shot.
Also, when I set off that explosion, a TNT block flew exactly where I was standing. There is a mini-crater just outside the picture where I was blown up. Even running away will not save you, this house *will* kill you. Obey the cactus.