Now for maximum inefficiency I would suggest only using lava buckets to cook your meat.
Also make a point system assigning each material with a 'worth' so that you could label exactly how inefficient it is. Because numbers are fun! :biggrin.gif:
Now for maximum inefficiency I would suggest only using lava buckets to cook your meat.
Also make a point system assigning each material with a 'worth' so that you could label exactly how inefficient it is. Because numbers are fun! :biggrin.gif:
it'd be more ineffecient, and it has the badass 'I cook my meat with LAVA' concept, but really, the stair case that eats stair cases to cook his breakfast is just epic.
if you're going to use minecarts, i recommend dividing up the railway into shorter lines and adding more minecarts. might i suggest having two three-tile lines, one for each direction, separated by fences that you'd have to destroy to go the other direction or something. that would be less efficient, wouldn't it, than the nice track you have now. also, you might want to lower the ceiling by putting having cactus on it, obstructing you when hopping in and out of minecarts.
That is freaking HILARIOUS!!! Funniest **** I've seen on here by far. Bravo. This is the type of inefficency that the government would be proud of!! I think Chuck Norris would be happy to call this place home!! LOL!!!
Thanks for the love everyone, I had no idea this would wind up being so liked. I'll keep adding to this house as I (or you) come up with new ideas.
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Is that...
...is that a piece of HAM in that crater???
I think some poor, blundering pig got caught up in that explosion. XD
Yes, yes it did =p. I'm 99% sure it was the same pig in the first shot.
Also, when I set off that explosion, a TNT block flew exactly where I was standing. There is a mini-crater just outside the picture where I was blown up. Even running away will not save you, this house *will* kill you. Obey the cactus.
You could make the outside even less efficient by placing water flowing away from the door. Walking across slow sand against a current? Unfortunately, it would also make exiting easier.
Or some otherwise equally ludicrous implementation of lightstone requiring the blocks to be destroyed.
Yep, had that idea from the beginning but had no where to fit it. I'll implement that somewhere for sure.
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You could make the outside even less efficient by placing water flowing away from the door. Walking across slow sand against a current? Unfortunately, it would also make exiting easier.
Good thinking, it would't co-exist with the flaming doorstep, but I like the idea and I'll try and fit water in somewhere.
Literally, it eats other staircases to cook my breakfast.
Thank you sir, I believe I have woken up everyone in the hotel from this line alone. And then the bit about the cactus/wheat field basement got the front desk to call and complain about the noise. Kudos!
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"Literally, it eats other staircases to cook my breakfast." ~Meddyan
You could make the outside even less efficient by placing water flowing away from the door. Walking across slow sand against a current? Unfortunately, it would also make exiting easier.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1476485-minecraft-technic-brand-new-channel-lets-play-1080p/
Now for maximum inefficiency I would suggest only using lava buckets to cook your meat.
Also make a point system assigning each material with a 'worth' so that you could label exactly how inefficient it is. Because numbers are fun! :biggrin.gif:
it'd be more ineffecient, and it has the badass 'I cook my meat with LAVA' concept, but really, the stair case that eats stair cases to cook his breakfast is just epic.
Also, I object to your 'useless' signs. Throwing snowballs at chickens IS hilarious.
Although, the cactus jumping incident apparently rectified any sign based inaccuracies that may have been present.
Is that...
...is that a piece of HAM in that crater???
I think some poor, blundering pig got caught up in that explosion. XD
ThanatosMace
Yes, yes it did =p. I'm 99% sure it was the same pig in the first shot.
Also, when I set off that explosion, a TNT block flew exactly where I was standing. There is a mini-crater just outside the picture where I was blown up. Even running away will not save you, this house *will* kill you. Obey the cactus.
What do you mean it doesn't work? - Flint Generator
Once upon a time in Minecraft... - The Three Little Pigs
Ready! Set! Go! - Speedboat Racecourse
Look out below! - Death From Above
You MUST have staircase to roof be lightstone, which requires even more lightstone to replace it if you should ever choose to access the basement!
Or some otherwise equally ludicrous implementation of lightstone requiring the blocks to be destroyed.
BECAUSE LIGHTSTONE IS MORE INEFFICIENT THAN JACK-O-LANTERNS.
Come visit us!
Yep, had that idea from the beginning but had no where to fit it. I'll implement that somewhere for sure.
Good thinking, it would't co-exist with the flaming doorstep, but I like the idea and I'll try and fit water in somewhere.
What do you mean it doesn't work? - Flint Generator
Once upon a time in Minecraft... - The Three Little Pigs
Ready! Set! Go! - Speedboat Racecourse
Look out below! - Death From Above
Laughed out loud for the entire second post (and a bit of the first, love that staircase thing). Hope you add a few more updates to it.
Thank you sir, I believe I have woken up everyone in the hotel from this line alone. And then the bit about the cactus/wheat field basement got the front desk to call and complain about the noise. Kudos!