i want to start a pumpkin cult wear we all wear pumpkins but they are annoying to wear
Isn't the entire point of a cult to do something stupid and ultimately self-destructive?
But really, just make one yourself. You'd literally only need three files and four folders in the pack. Even for someone who has never worked with resource packs before, this is likely just an afternoon's worth of work. A few hours tops, so long as you have some basic computer knowledge. It shouldn't be hard to scare up the information on how to create something basic like this, and if you run into problems you can always as questions in the Resource Pack Help forum.