Now for a serious suggestion that no one could possibly be offended by with the exception of a vegetarian....
Leave coal how it is, how else do grills work? Propane? good luck with that...
Bacon is a good idea though..... much simpler too
Cactus reskined as barb/razor wire, if this hasnt been done yet by another pack....
Possible replacement for the mushrooms are
to make Bowl of Napalm, make the mushroom soup. This refers to the phrase"eats nails and spits napalm"
Creeper giblits instead of sulpher? That is a bit out there.... though I wont say dont go with it because i cannot think of somthing that would substitute it properly.
I love the flaming fist idea that was previously stated.
Also heres a suggestion for swords
Wood sword= wooden stake (their zombies but still)
Stone sword= tomahawk? this might conflict with the axe, i will keep brainstorming this. and I'll see if I can work that out on my computer.
Iron sword=crowbar (Half-Life reference)
gold sword= Butter stick (its useless might as well make it look like it)
and I got nothing for Diamond sword...
Yep all those could be awesome ideas, and as for a diamond sword, lets not make it diamondy because everyone knows that diamonds are a girl's best friend. something like a KATANA, a KATANA would work just great.
a katana ? really !??!?! THIS IS A MANS PACK MAKE IT A HUGE DIAMOND COLOR DOUBLE HANDED CLAYMORE ! :biggrin.gif:
the water, it should be beer. pigs should drop their hearts instead of bacon. the bookcase should be a television. sulphur should be a stick of bubblegum, so you can make tnt mcgyver style.flint and steel could be a cuban cigar.
Everything is on fire, all the time.
Replace all tools with your fists, because a real man would just punch everything to death.
Ok, if not, axes are chainsaws, pickaxe is a giant pneumatic drill, shovels are, um... BIGGER shovels.
The arrows to flaming fists is a brilliant idea.
Chests are steel safes.
Cobblestone to cinder blocks = good
The furnace is now a fire pitmicrowave moter****in nuclear reactor.
Flint and steel is a zippo.
Fences are chain link fences or made of iron.
The sun is still the sun. Its already a giant ball of fire. It dosent get much manlier than that.
The moon is now on fire.
Flowers are zombie hands reaching up out of the ground.
Swords are zombie bodies/limbs you use to beat up more zombies/mobs.