Give it the whole 1970's Saturday Night Fever 'John Travolta' look for the manly man character texture, hairy chest, pompadore, gold chains around the neck, etc.
Beer has to be involved in every single way possible.
Pigs are also now walking footballs.
Mushroom soup is now Bowl O' Chips.
Paintings are now images that say "Titties N Beer"(its a song dammit), "GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!", one that says "MANcraft", and one that says "Man Cave" so a mans cave can be appropriately labeled without the use of wood.
Bookshelfs are now reskined to look like Lazy Boy recliners(assuming thats possible).
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I'm usually not trying to be rude. So if a post comes across that way then sorry :]
Paintings are now images that say "Titties N Beer"(its a song dammit), "GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!", one that says "MANcraft", and one that says "Man Cave" so a mans cave can be appropriately labeled without the use of wood.
Naah, I think the paintings should be of musclebound barbarian warriors with chicks in metal bikinis draped around their feet! You know, like Frazetta-style. XD
Paintings are now images that say "Titties N Beer"(its a song dammit), "GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!", one that says "MANcraft", and one that says "Man Cave" so a mans cave can be appropriately labeled without the use of wood.
Naah, I think the paintings should be of musclebound barbarian warriors with chicks in metal bikinis draped around their feet! You know, like Frazetta-style. XD
This is also acceptable.
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I'm usually not trying to be rude. So if a post comes across that way then sorry :]
I'm glad you like my pizza idea! Also, chests. Real men don't use chests to store their things in! Chests are now Cow CarcassesWooden Crates!
And, diamond armor is underated. Here are some ideas for gold armor...
Diamond Helmets are now converted to Football Helmets!
Diamond Torsos are now converted to Football Jerseys!
Diamond Leggings are now converted to Tight Football Pants!
Diamond Boots are now converted to Football Kleats!
Real men don't need Bookcases. Bookcases are now converted to Trophy Cabinets for all our sports trophies!
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They will look up at me, and yell "Save Us!". Then, I will look unto them and whisper "No."
Ideas for cake:
cobblestone
bricks
dirt
leaves
CREEPER HEADS
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Abandoning this account....I used to spend way too much time trolling here....If you see a user around named yyujimgirl445, that's me...until then peace.
Make it black.
Cobble should should be OIZING WITH BLOOD.
For cobble stone: Make them Cinderblocks of MANLINESS!!!!
Pigs are also now walking footballs.
Mushroom soup is now Bowl O' Chips.
Paintings are now images that say "Titties N Beer"(its a song dammit), "GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!", one that says "MANcraft", and one that says "Man Cave" so a mans cave can be appropriately labeled without the use of wood.
Bookshelfs are now reskined to look like Lazy Boy recliners(assuming thats possible).
Naah, I think the paintings should be of musclebound barbarian warriors with chicks in metal bikinis draped around their feet! You know, like Frazetta-style. XD
Pork? Pigs will be TIGERS and you will eat TIGER MEAT
Cake is not manly!! The only time a man shall eat cake is at his child's birthday party!
Cake shall be turned into... PIZZA! Yes, delicious pizza, oozing with pepperoni, cheese, and MANLINESS!
You really should leave stone the way it is, or maybe just re-texture it a small bit.
But cobblestone on the other end, as one user said...
CINDERBLOCKS OF MANLINESS!
'Nuff said.
This is also acceptable.
Here is a reference for manly cinderblocks:
http://www.photoshoptextures.com/stone- ... exture.jpg
I'm glad you like my pizza idea! Also, chests. Real men don't use chests to store their things in! Chests are now
Cow CarcassesWooden Crates!And, diamond armor is underated. Here are some ideas for gold armor...
Diamond Helmets are now converted to Football Helmets!
Diamond Torsos are now converted to Football Jerseys!
Diamond Leggings are now converted to Tight Football Pants!
Diamond Boots are now converted to Football Kleats!
Real men don't need Bookcases. Bookcases are now converted to Trophy Cabinets for all our sports trophies!
As it goes higher, more hair is gotten.
cobblestone
bricks
dirt
leaves
CREEPER HEADS
Cows are now BULLS
Skeletons are now BOUNCING GIRLS IN BIKINIS
Weapons & Tools -
Pick Axes are now CIGAR PIPES
Items -
Eggs are now GRENADES
Cake is now PIZZA
Crafting -
Furnace is now A GRILL
Misc.
Paintings are now BIKINI POSTERS
Men would not want to milk bulls, especially for pizza(cake)...