Make Porkchops bacon, make buckets, more buckety(????), and all the ores are different types of alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages (Coal=Coke, Charcoal= Diet coke, iron=Stella, Gold= Samuel Adams, and diamond is.... IDK the most expensive wine ever cause i'm 14 and I got the beer names from Google)
Make Porkchops bacon, make buckets, more buckety(????), and all the ores are different types of alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages (Coal=Coke, Charcoal= Diet coke, iron=Stella, Gold= Samuel Adams, and diamond is.... IDK the most expensive wine ever cause i'm 14 and I got the beer names from Google)
So I'm an activist because I do not support people beating baby seal to death so we can wear there fur? So sorry. Oh and maybe I am a little on the gay side, but for your information I prefer **** because I don't know how many MEN have the screen name 'Mriia' but nice jab at my sexuality sir what are you 13?
Yes it was very funny because ya know, nobody really supported it, or even payed attention to it, the fact that you replied in a butt-hurt manor like you did makes me believe that you are more offended that nobody really jumped up and said 'ooh what a wonderful idea you sir are a god' then you are that I expressed my dislike for the idea.
personal bias aside I would like to point out a few things:
1: Seals do not have legs, they have flippers.
2: This is the texture packs forum
3: the game mod forum is in that direction
Now to explain, seals are an aquatic mammal and like many aquatic mammals are shaped nothing like sheep cows or pigs. As this is a texture pack, if he re textured the sheep to look like a seal or whatever it still wood not, because a sheep is a quadruped and a seal is not. people would not get it because it would still be shaped like a sheep.
On that note, if your tiny male ego still needs to punch a seal for some reason your going to want the game mod forum, because what you will need to do if find someone to model you a seal in Maya, Rhino, Lightwave, or whatever program they use. then you will need someone to texture it, rig it, animate it, program it, inport it into the game and a whole list of other stuff I didn't bother to mention because you probably wouldn't care anyway.
The point is its a lot of work.
But by all means retexture a sheep to look like a seal and prove me wrong, but you don't have to bother because I know you can't.
EDIT: re reading this, I thought to myself, maybe you do not know the difference between a seal and a sheep so courtesy of Google Images I found you some pictures of both.
*pic sinp*
notice how there body shapes are nothing alike?
Here let me pull up a definition of the word comical, and upon further request I can translate my posts to what ever language you understand best.
Comical: Originally, relating to comedy; Being funny, whimsically amusing; Being laughable, ridiculous.
Whether you find it funny or not is irrelivant, I find it mildly amusing and so might the few people that actually know of the topic and how insignificant it is, but the last definition of that word is what I intented my suggestion to be, ridiculous. Its almost as if all you are reading out of my posts is all the bad bits and then you are peicing the sentences together to form one big hateful post, like selective hearing.
As I have stated, it was a mere joke, and why do you assume that I would want to club baby seals? Just because I suggest it on a "video game" doesnt mean I approve or disaprove of it. In my opinion it really doesnt matter if the Canadians are clubbing harp seals once a year, and it really doesnt matter if they don't. They arent in any more danger than what they would be at the maws'n'claws of a polar bears, which actually do come racing to the leftovers they leave as soon as the smell of blood reaches them.
The whole idea of clubbing seals came from suggestions from several different comedy shows that eventually had some episode where the really buff-due-to-steroids Manly men/lumberjacks would always reference this hunting event that takes place in Canada, or from the Army cadence "killing the baby seals".
I am also not afraid to admit retexturing the sheep into a seal would prove challenging and changing the idea into a sea lion would miss the joke of it anyway, and actually have you ever noticed how hard it is to hit a chicken in this game? This simple aspect caused me to believe that maybe clipping issues wont really matter, and so I threw in my joke since people were getting a little weird with their repeated suggestions of blood and guts that come from...stone?? Rather than BBQ sauce which would be complimentary to the grill idea.
....And what you choose as a name on the internet means nothing, you would be suprised at what people will call themselves behinde a computer screen....
Now can we stop arguing about such a stupid subject?
Now for a serious suggestion that no one could possibly be offended by with the exception of a vegetarian....
Leave coal how it is, how else do grills work? Propane? good luck with that...
Bacon is a good idea though..... much simpler too
Cactus reskined as barb/razor wire, if this hasnt been done yet by another pack....
Possible replacement for the mushrooms are
Red= Nails
Brown= Screws
to make Bowl of Napalm, make the mushroom soup. This refers to the phrase"eats nails and spits napalm"
Creeper giblits instead of sulpher? That is a bit out there.... though I wont say dont go with it because i cannot think of somthing that would substitute it properly.
I love the flaming fist idea that was previously stated.
Also heres a suggestion for swords
Wood sword= wooden stake (their zombies but still)
Stone sword= tomahawk? this might conflict with the axe, i will keep brainstorming this. and I'll see if I can work that out on my computer.
Iron sword=crowbar (Half-Life reference)
gold sword= Butter stick (its useless might as well make it look like it)
Now for a serious suggestion that no one could possibly be offended by with the exception of a vegetarian....
Leave coal how it is, how else do grills work? Propane? good luck with that...
Bacon is a good idea though..... much simpler too
Cactus reskined as barb/razor wire, if this hasnt been done yet by another pack....
Possible replacement for the mushrooms are
Red= Nails
Brown= Screws
to make Bowl of Napalm, make the mushroom soup. This refers to the phrase"eats nails and spits napalm"
Creeper giblits instead of sulpher? That is a bit out there.... though I wont say dont go with it because i cannot think of somthing that would substitute it properly.
I love the flaming fist idea that was previously stated.
Also heres a suggestion for swords
Wood sword= wooden stake (their zombies but still)
Stone sword= tomahawk? this might conflict with the axe, i will keep brainstorming this. and I'll see if I can work that out on my computer.
Iron sword=crowbar (Half-Life reference)
gold sword= Butter stick (its useless might as well make it look like it)
and I got nothing for Diamond sword...
Yep all those could be awesome ideas, and as for a diamond sword, lets not make it diamondy because everyone knows that diamonds are a girl's best friend. something like a KATANA, a KATANA would work just great.
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I just want to lure children into my cave with promises of candy so I can enslave them and put them to work in my underground mushroom farm.
Well, Pigs as tigers and creepers as beards is where you lost my interest. Blood redstone is kinda cool. Squids in suits are lame. Pink lava is lame.
I guess I'll have to wait and see before I keep jumping to conclusions, but by the sound of it.. it's going to look like throw up.
2 million dollars worth now pay up.
Here let me pull up a definition of the word comical, and upon further request I can translate my posts to what ever language you understand best.
Comical: Originally, relating to comedy; Being funny, whimsically amusing; Being laughable, ridiculous.
Whether you find it funny or not is irrelivant, I find it mildly amusing and so might the few people that actually know of the topic and how insignificant it is, but the last definition of that word is what I intented my suggestion to be, ridiculous. Its almost as if all you are reading out of my posts is all the bad bits and then you are peicing the sentences together to form one big hateful post, like selective hearing.
As I have stated, it was a mere joke, and why do you assume that I would want to club baby seals? Just because I suggest it on a "video game" doesnt mean I approve or disaprove of it. In my opinion it really doesnt matter if the Canadians are clubbing harp seals once a year, and it really doesnt matter if they don't. They arent in any more danger than what they would be at the maws'n'claws of a polar bears, which actually do come racing to the leftovers they leave as soon as the smell of blood reaches them.
The whole idea of clubbing seals came from suggestions from several different comedy shows that eventually had some episode where the really buff-due-to-steroids Manly men/lumberjacks would always reference this hunting event that takes place in Canada, or from the Army cadence "killing the baby seals".
I am also not afraid to admit retexturing the sheep into a seal would prove challenging and changing the idea into a sea lion would miss the joke of it anyway, and actually have you ever noticed how hard it is to hit a chicken in this game? This simple aspect caused me to believe that maybe clipping issues wont really matter, and so I threw in my joke since people were getting a little weird with their repeated suggestions of blood and guts that come from...stone?? Rather than BBQ sauce which would be complimentary to the grill idea.
....And what you choose as a name on the internet means nothing, you would be suprised at what people will call themselves behinde a computer screen....
Now can we stop arguing about such a stupid subject?
Leave coal how it is, how else do grills work? Propane? good luck with that...
Bacon is a good idea though..... much simpler too
Cactus reskined as barb/razor wire, if this hasnt been done yet by another pack....
Possible replacement for the mushrooms are
Red= Nails
Brown= Screws
to make Bowl of Napalm, make the mushroom soup. This refers to the phrase"eats nails and spits napalm"
Creeper giblits instead of sulpher? That is a bit out there.... though I wont say dont go with it because i cannot think of somthing that would substitute it properly.
I love the flaming fist idea that was previously stated.
Also heres a suggestion for swords
Wood sword= wooden stake (their zombies but still)
Stone sword= tomahawk? this might conflict with the axe, i will keep brainstorming this. and I'll see if I can work that out on my computer.
Iron sword=crowbar (Half-Life reference)
gold sword= Butter stick (its useless might as well make it look like it)
and I got nothing for Diamond sword...
Yep all those could be awesome ideas, and as for a diamond sword, lets not make it diamondy because everyone knows that diamonds are a girl's best friend. something like a KATANA, a KATANA would work just great.
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Whats a pig? do you mean the MANly tigers that you kill for their TIGER MEAT?
You have any better (and pg at the most) ideas?
T-Shirt with logo in it for armour.
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Diamonds are now manly tears. They are rare, just like it is rare for men to cry.]
And diamond armor is Isaiah Mustafa (Old Spice Guy). Y/N?
Some Ideas.
Make books Prono mags. Bookshelves should be milk crates with planks across them.
Beer mugs as Bowls, with Soup being beer.
Make zombies nerds.
Swords are fist is the manliest suggestion so far.
Also, Pumpkins should be the skulls of your enemies.