boats are weaker men swimming side by side, you dont need boats, you FORCE OTHERS TO BE YOUR BOAT
the sun and moon have terrified faces, theyre affraid that you will kick their asses
creepers are giant penises that explode.......oh wait
lava is pink with rainbows and unicorns, standing in it weakens your manliness
water is flowing beer or old spice, it saves you from the unmanliness
soup bowls are beer bottles, mushroom soup is beer
cake is either pizza, or a buffet of lesser men's souls (oh yea i forgot this is MANcraft, not herobrinecraft)
buckets are empty, hairy, hands, you pick up water, milk, and lava girly pink ****, with your BARE HANDS
pumpkins are ski masks, pull off the perfect MANLY robbery in style!
flowers are bleeding human hearts, yellow flowers are smiley faces, you pick them up and DESTROY THEM
sign is the american flag posted on a stick, nothing is more MANLY than supporting your country
cows are dogs, you pet your dog, and he falls asleep and gives you a football/hunk of meat, then you can make a SIRLOIN ARMOR SET
you dont get gunpowder from creepers, nooo....YOU RIP THEIR ****ING HEADS OFF AND ENCASE THEM IN....whatever you guys decide sand should be
an alternate idea for a creeper could be an overexcited fangirl who, at the sight of you, gets so excited she explodes with joy
logs should be reskinned to iron ingots blocks (sorry, i messed up here, it was late at night and i forgot), and the leaves to be...?
spiders are pitch black with a red eye on their backs and gold stripes ont he legs, they go rabbid during the night and foam at the mouth, kiling them makes them drop manly golden fisthairs, combine these fisthairs with iron rods to get a manly flaming fist launcher, one only seconded by the one the archer chuck norris' carry at night
if you didnt get the message about the skeletons read the above one again
zombies are either hot girls trying to feel your chesthair, or jealous, lesser men
Charlotte from FCM is a terminator style smokin' hot woman in a bra, leather jacket, and jeans, ready to risk her life to protect her MANLY MAN
iron armor is a mr T mohawk, MANLY MAN old spice chest, old spice towel, and boots/bare feet
adminium is a justin bieber album, REAL MEN hate it, but cant do **** about it
diamonds are old spice bottles
thats all i can think of right now, and i think i have enough :L
Real men don't need Bookcases. Bookcases are now converted to Trophy Cabinets for all our sports trophies!
Reeds/shugercane will be... TOMATOE VINES You crush the tomatoes to get PIZZA SAUCE that you use to make MANly PIZZA. And you can also make TOMATOE PAPER from TOMATOE VINES. What do you make with tomatoe paper? MANly cookbooks so you can actually know how to make pizza!
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I just want to lure children into my cave with promises of candy so I can enslave them and put them to work in my underground mushroom farm.
Abandoning this account....I used to spend way too much time trolling here....If you see a user around named yyujimgirl445, that's me...until then peace.
Screw all other suggestions for sheep, Make sheep Baby seals!(or just seals in genera) Not so MANLY you say? well when you attack the sheep what happens to their wool? See where im going with this, you attack the baby seal you skin it alive and get baby seal fur..... whada ya think?
Screw all other suggestions for sheep, Make sheep Baby seals!(or just seals in genera) Not so MANLY you say? well when you attack the sheep what happens to their wool? See where im going with this, you attack the baby seal you skin it alive and get baby seal fur..... whada ya think?
bookshelves? Who reads we grow tomatoes to fill our REFRIGERADORS! Three tomatoes lined up makes FOOD and FOOD stacked up make FOOD SHELF and when you put those in a case they are a FRIDGE. And everyone knows, tomatoes are good for MANLY prostate health.
Also. I think cows should be the tigers because what is more manly than EXTRACTING MILK from tigers TOO AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! but of course your POWER Instantly turns the milk to CHEESE for you PIZZA. (Plus I made a jungle theme and so I already have a tiger cow I can donate so that cuts out that work.
You beat up
for their cheese and then steal thier skin to make
becuase really? who is manlier than TARZAN! he was raised by APES and killed EVILDOERS with his bare HANDS!
EDIT: but I would put TEETH on the tigers to make them THREATENING however much you can OVERCOME them with your MANLINESS!
Screw all other suggestions for sheep, Make sheep Baby seals!(or just seals in genera) Not so MANLY you say? well when you attack the sheep what happens to their wool? See where im going with this, you attack the baby seal you skin it alive and get baby seal fur..... whada ya think?
Screw all other suggestions for sheep, Make sheep Baby seals!(or just seals in genera) Not so MANLY you say? well when you attack the sheep what happens to their wool? See where im going with this, you attack the baby seal you skin it alive and get baby seal fur..... whada ya think?
Manly men would want to rip your testicles out threw your throat, REAL men are kind to defensless baby animals.
Only COWARDS would skin a animal alive and last time I checked this was called MANcraft, not COWARDcraft.
bookshelves? Who reads we grow tomatoes to fill our REFRIGERADORS! Three tomatoes lined up makes FOOD and FOOD stacked up make FOOD SHELF and when you put those in a case they are a FRIDGE. And everyone knows, tomatoes are good for MANLY prostate health.
Also. I think cows should be the tigers because what is more manly than EXTRACTING MILK from tigers TOO AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! but of course your POWER Instantly turns the milk to CHEESE for you PIZZA. (Plus I made a jungle theme and so I already have a tiger cow I can donate so that cuts out that work.
You beat up
for their cheese and then steal thier skin to make
becuase really? who is manlier than TARZAN! he was raised by APES and killed EVILDOERS with his bare HANDS!
EDIT: but I would put TEETH on the tigers to make them THREATENING however much you can OVERCOME them with your MANLINESS!
This is great and all; but you should read the op before posting on a topic.
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I just want to lure children into my cave with promises of candy so I can enslave them and put them to work in my underground mushroom farm.
Also, creepers should be Chuck Noris heads walking around on beards.
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Abandoning this account....I used to spend way too much time trolling here....If you see a user around named yyujimgirl445, that's me...until then peace.
bookshelves? Who reads we grow tomatoes to fill our REFRIGERADORS! Three tomatoes lined up makes FOOD and FOOD stacked up make FOOD SHELF and when you put those in a case they are a FRIDGE. And everyone knows, tomatoes are good for MANLY prostate health.
Also. I think cows should be the tigers because what is more manly than EXTRACTING MILK from tigers TOO AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! but of course your POWER Instantly turns the milk to CHEESE for you PIZZA. (Plus I made a jungle theme and so I already have a tiger cow I can donate so that cuts out that work.
You beat up
for their cheese and then steal thier skin to make
becuase really? who is manlier than TARZAN! he was raised by APES and killed EVILDOERS with his bare HANDS!
EDIT: but I would put TEETH on the tigers to make them THREATENING however much you can OVERCOME them with your MANLINESS!
you spelled fancy wrong XD.
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Also, the beard is extremely important, if it is wrong the universe could explode... Or implode... Some form of ploding would surely occur.
Real men would deal with it.
also milk should be tomato sauce/ blood, for the pizza
the sun and moon have terrified faces, theyre affraid that you will kick their asses
creepers are giant penises that explode.......oh wait
lava is pink with rainbows and unicorns, standing in it weakens your manliness
water is flowing beer or old spice, it saves you from the unmanliness
soup bowls are beer bottles, mushroom soup is beer
cake is either pizza, or a buffet of lesser men's souls (oh yea i forgot this is MANcraft, not herobrinecraft)
buckets are empty, hairy, hands, you pick up water, milk, and
lavagirly pink ****, with your BARE HANDSpumpkins are ski masks, pull off the perfect MANLY robbery in style!
flowers are bleeding human hearts, yellow flowers are smiley faces, you pick them up and DESTROY THEM
sign is the american flag posted on a stick, nothing is more MANLY than supporting your country
cows are dogs, you pet your dog, and he falls asleep and gives you a football/hunk of meat, then you can make a SIRLOIN ARMOR SET
you dont get gunpowder from creepers, nooo....YOU RIP THEIR ****ING HEADS OFF AND ENCASE THEM IN....whatever you guys decide sand should be
an alternate idea for a creeper could be an overexcited fangirl who, at the sight of you, gets so excited she explodes with joy
logs should be reskinned to iron
ingotsblocks (sorry, i messed up here, it was late at night and i forgot), and the leaves to be...?spiders are pitch black with a red eye on their backs and gold stripes ont he legs, they go rabbid during the night and foam at the mouth, kiling them makes them drop manly golden fisthairs, combine these fisthairs with iron rods to get a manly flaming fist launcher, one only seconded by the one the archer chuck norris' carry at night
if you didnt get the message about the skeletons read the above one again
zombies are either hot girls trying to feel your chesthair, or jealous, lesser men
Charlotte from FCM is a terminator style smokin' hot woman in a bra, leather jacket, and jeans, ready to risk her life to protect her MANLY MAN
iron armor is a mr T mohawk, MANLY MAN old spice chest, old spice towel, and boots/bare feet
adminium is a justin bieber album, REAL MEN hate it, but cant do **** about it
diamonds are old spice bottles
thats all i can think of right now, and i think i have enough :L
please take these into consideration!
this.
I don't need your approval.
I mini-lul'd. :biggrin.gif:
thas not manly...thats just.... awful
Also. I think cows should be the tigers because what is more manly than EXTRACTING MILK from tigers TOO AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! but of course your POWER Instantly turns the milk to CHEESE for you PIZZA. (Plus I made a jungle theme and so I already have a tiger cow I can donate so that cuts out that work.
You beat up
for their cheese and then steal thier skin to make
becuase really? who is manlier than TARZAN! he was raised by APES and killed EVILDOERS with his bare HANDS!
EDIT: but I would put TEETH on the tigers to make them THREATENING however much you can OVERCOME them with your MANLINESS!
Your face is awful.
Manly men would want to rip your testicles out threw your throat, REAL men are kind to defensless baby animals.
Only COWARDS would skin a animal alive and last time I checked this was called MANcraft, not COWARDcraft.
My mod idea. It's about introducing genetics into minecraft.
This is great and all; but you should read the op before posting on a topic.
Gaston Approves
Also, creepers should be Chuck Noris heads walking around on beards.
I have read the OP in it entirety.
you spelled fancy wrong XD.