remove everything that isnt a reference to something (this includes all the dickjokes)
your list will be 400% better.
also, guys, i feel like im in a trollthread. most of you **** up your quotes.
Ok some of these quotes I have never heard of so how am I suppose to know if they are correct, but would like them to be. Also not the whole list is going to be **** and troll jokes, but that's just the stuff that people are submitting lately. would like to see some really great suggestions like #120 :biggrin.gif: That one is my favorite! Though if you can show me some wrong quotes and show me where the right ones are. then that would be cool of you to do :smile.gif:
EDIT: really though I agree with you... just that everyone could use a joke here and there. This is going to be a huge list so the possibles are 1/1000 to get any splash O.O I think that about a quarter will be troll jokes so then 1/750 >D
The balls are inert
This means they don't work anymore?
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKINS!
DON'T ****ING STARE AT ME!
Lori... shut the **** up...
Yo dawg, I heard you like splashes...
*insert movie reference here*
When you see it, you'll **** bricks
Demotivator!
For more info, visit lemomparty.org
Don't liked it? MODS MODS MODS MODS
6 X 9 = 42!
And that's all my splashes... a to who gets the references of the 1st, 2nd, 5th and the last one!
I want to create an awesome Splashes.txt file with 1000 custom splashes! What I am looking for are some puns, quotes, and anything short and funny! Please help make this with me! here is what we have:
also i am posting this is the correct topic, changing how Minecraft looks and feels is the description of this topic.
Here is a picture of what splashes are and what this list does!
When submitting your splashes don't add empty lines like:
That's cute...
...as all hell! Add them like:
That's cute...
...as all hell!
So much easier to add to list and splash file :smile.gif:
1) Booty Pirate Creepers!
2) I Did Your Mother! - TF2 Spy
3) This Is Mine! - Notch
4) Thats Cute...
5) ...as all hell!
6) That Creeper is a Spy!
7) That Spy is a Creeper!
8) So... whats up?
9) Is that DIAMOND!!!
10) ...!
11) Teleporting Ninja Puppies!
12) I demand cookies!
13) The cake is a lie!
14) *Puts on Shades* YEEEEEEEEEEAH...
15) Ghastbusters!
16) Who took my car!!!
17) If I had a nickel...
18) Pills here!
19) So what!
20) Shotgun!
21) If you take the blue pill...
22) If you take the red pill...
23) I'am not even gonna say it...
24) MOAR!!!
25) Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
26) You can do anything if you KNOW and BElIEVE you can.
27) I know Kung Fu. And I know Whoop Yo Ass!
28) TONIGHT WE DINE IN NETHER!!!
29) Why can't we be friends?
30) Hugs?
31) ThatssSssSss A Nice HoussSssSsse you got there.
32) You plan on eating that?
33) Don't go 32,000,000 blocks away from spawn!
34) My Mom always told me life was like a Box of Chocolates...
35) Taste the RAINBOW!!! You F@#King Hippies!!!
36) Wanna play Ping-Pong instead?
37) Wanna watch Porn instead?
38) Wanna play Minecraft instead? Wait...
39) *Insert lame Batman Forever quote here*
40) Made with Java!
41) I am sorry, Is that a nose or did a bus park on your face?
42) I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
43) I can see you bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.
44) How would you like to suck my ballz?
45) You should clone yourself. Why? So you can go **** yourself.
46) Yes, it's true Officer... this man has no ****.
47) I'll rip out your eyes and **** on your brain.
48) If you had a **** I would tell you to go **** yourself.
49) Who farted?
50) That's not yo hair! That's a pile of ****!
51) Dose this suit look bad? No, your face does.
52) You Sir need a blow-job more than any man in history!
53) You look like a Penis with that hat on.
54) Get your hands off me! You dawm dirty Apes!
55) Shut up and start playing
56) *Passes TicTac*
57) I shall call you... squishy!
58) Big titty women don't just fall out of the sky you know.
59) When a woman asks you if you're a God than you say YES!
60) Happy now?
61) *Puts **** in microwave*
62) Horses are like skinny cows
63) Stop eating my seamy cake!
64) NNNOOOOOO!!!!!
65) It's a VEGETABLE.
66) Say hello to my little friend!
67) *giggles*
68) *laughs* your adopted.
69) FAP FAP FAP
70) I like big *insert any word here* and I cannot lie!
More slashes!
1. That's a very nice house you've got there...
2. /give Honeydew 46 1
3. Low Resolution!
4. Made with poylgons!
5. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
6. "All these blocks just form this way"
7. Acheivement get! Diggy diggy hole
8. "You alright?"
9. "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"
10. Minecraft: Y U NO GET MO' CREATURES?
11. "WOOOOORLD HOLES"
12. less than 3
13. "Fire the port cannons!"
14. "YIPPPIE!!!"
15. "DOOOO. DOO HAS!"
16. "Hey, listen!"
17. "BONESTORM!!!"
18. "Leroy Jenkins!"
19. "Don't tase me bro!"
20. "Hadoken!"
21. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!"
22. "Shut up fo'!"
23. "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!"
24. "I've got blocks of steel"
25. "Eat **** and die"
26. "Falcon Punch!"
Thats all i got for now
And it is "Frankly MY dear" not "Frankly dear" just so you know.
(1) Helllllooooooo!
(2)How many licks does it take...
(3)to blow up a creeper :biggrin.gif:
(4)Those damn spy-bunnies!
(5)Too Many Items!!
(6)Gotta Rape Them All...
(7)Wait... Where's Wal-Mart?
(8)I'm Doin' Your Mom
(9)I'm Stalkin' Your Mom
(10)Hey Everybody It's Chuggaaconroy!
(11)IN DA' BATHROOM!
(12)Rape The Like Button!
(13)ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss
(14)Ummm...
(15)What's Up Doc?
(16)I Don't Do Mondays
(17)Big Booty B1T6H5
(18)Does This Creeper Make Me Look Fat?
(19)Gotta Go Faster Faster
(20)I'm Sticky R U!!
(21)p@55w0rd
(22)69 :biggrin.gif:
(23)WHAT!!! WHERE YOU GET TH... BOOM!
(24)I See Stupid People Reading Me!!!
(25)SSHHH... Be Very Very Quiet, I'm Hunting Piggies!
(26)*Happy Face*
(27)It's Not Supposed To Go At An Angle!
(28)AAEEYY OOHH Creepers KO
(29)Creeper:I Came To Blow Blow Blow
(30)Teebag His Ghast!
(31) <--- He Got Me Laid!
(1) Helllllooooooo!
(2)How many licks does it take... (3)to blow up a creeper :biggrin.gif:
(4)Those damn spy-bunnies!
(5)Too Many Items!
(6)Gotta Rape Them All...
(7)Wait... Where's Wal-Mart?
(8)I'm Doin' Your Mom
(9)I'm Stalkin' Your Mom (10)Hey Everybody It's Chuggaaconroy!
(11)IN DA' BATHROOM!
(12)Rape The Like Button!
(13)ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss
(14)Ummm...
(15)What's Up Doc?
(16)I Don't Do Mondays
(17)Big Booty B1T6H5
(18)Does This Creeper Make Me Look Fat?
(19)Gotta Go Faster Faster
(20)I'm Sticky R U!!
(21)p@55w0rd
(22)69 :biggrin.gif: (23)WHAT!!! WHERE YOU GET TH... BOOM!
(24)I See Stupid People Reading Me!!!
(25)SSHHH... Be Very Very Quiet, I'm Hunting Piggies!
(26)*Happy Face* (27)It's Not Supposed To Go At An Angle! (28)AAEEYY OOHH Creepers KO
(29)Creeper:I Came To Blow Blow Blow
(30)Teebag His Ghast!
(31) <--- He Got Me Laid!
More slashes! 1. That's a very nice house you've got there...
2. /give Honeydew 46 1
3. Low Resolution!
4. Made with poylgons!
5. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
6. "All these blocks just form this way" 7. Acheivement get! Diggy diggy hole
8. "You alright?"
9. "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"
10. Minecraft: Y U NO GET MO' CREATURES?
11. "WOOOOORLD HOLES"
12. less than 3 13. "Fire the port cannons!" 14. "YIPPPIE!!!"
15. "DOOOO. DOO HAS!"
16. "Hey, listen!" 17. "BONESTORM!!!"
18. "Leroy Jenkins!"
19. "Don't tase me bro!" 20. "Hadoken!" <-------- I will add if this is spelled correctly, MrK 21. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!" 22. "Shut up fo'!"
23. "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!"
24. "I've got blocks of steel"
25. "Eat **** and die"
26. "Falcon Punch!"
Thats all i got for now
And it is "Frankly MY dear" not "Frankly dear" just so you know.
The balls are inert
This means they don't work anymore?
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKINS!
DON'T ****ING STARE AT ME!
Lori... shut the **** up...
Yo dawg, I heard you like splashes...
*insert movie reference here*
When you see it, you'll **** bricks (added blocks instead of bricks in separate splash) Demotivator! For more info, visit lemomparty.org
Don't liked it? MODS MODS MODS MODS
6 X 9 = 42!
And that's all my splashes... a to who gets the references of the 1st, 2nd, 5th and the last one!
Thx U all for these splashes! They will be added as soon as I can get them out :biggrin.gif: BTW all the crossed out splashes didn't make the cut to get on the list, sorry :sad.gif:
Simon and Lewis was here.
Notch is here.
Herobrine isn't here...
Epic sax guy!
Notch didn't add this sentence...
Those were the ones i could think of.
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Scout:Sir, we are under attack!
Captain:By who?
Scout:BY a lot of those darn skellies...and...and
Captain:And what
Scout:and...and...look...behind...you...!
Creeper:Thatsssssssssssssssssssssssssss right!
Captain:WTF!
May I add some (eye of the creeper is a youtube refferance) :
I was here!
Now including creepers!
Free with every copy!
Insert splash here!
Too cool for school!
Epic!
Ninja!
The next splash is a lie!
The last splash was true!
Eye of the Creeper!
"Don't grief me bro!"
"Pizza ****ing Christ!"
"Dost thou swing thy packaxe at me? I swing my pickaxe sir, but not at you sir." (Shakespeare joke)
"How many hits does it take to reach the cobblestone center of a stone block?" (Tootsie Roll Pop ad joke)
"No school, just Minecraft."
"The first step to recovery is admitting you're addicted, the second is playing more."
"Your clicks are my sustenance, I need them to survive."
"Dig straight down, lava can't hurt you."
"What do you call cheese made in Minecraft? Notch-O cheese!"
"If you close your eyes the creepers can't see you!"
"Knave! I wish gravel upon your head!"
"Squids, like gingers, don't have souls."
"Ghast from the past!"
"Spheres? Where we're going we don't NEED spheres!"
Got more :biggrin.gif:
"Its raining diamonds!HALLELUJAH!"
"When you see a chicken you gotta hit with a shovel....."
"Troollolololollolo...."
"I SEE WHAT YOU DID DAR"
"3 million sales!"
"WHO WAS PHONE?!"
"Cooler than a group of Bronies!"
"Notch,being badass since May 10th, 2009"
"Powered by redstone!"
Aaaaaaaaaand i'm done.
I'm back from page 2! :biggrin.gif:
"Mining is too mainstream."
"If you're bored, you're doing it wrong!"
"Too reach peek performance, close your 101 tabs of porn in the background."
"Bethesda is jelly..."
"Mojang; that is all.
"My friend gave me a diamond, I told him, "I don't want your haaaaaandouts!"; then, I threw it on the groooound!"
"Don't trust the system!"
"Now with Aether!"
"Play 'Stairway to Heaven' backwards!"
"Now with 'The Creatures'!"
"Penis Joke!"
"I'll harm you!!!!!!"
".retupmoc htiw dab m'I. sdrawkcab siht si yhW"
"It's better than getting shot in the face!"
"No voxels here!"
"This better not be cracked..."
"Is this real life?"
"Beta, cause' classic is for losers."
"Apples, not even once."
"It's like Fallout, without all the Fallout stuff."
"Smells better than your mum."
"'Fruit on the bottom, hope on top'- YoPlay" [Mitch Hedberg joke]
Ok some of these quotes I have never heard of so how am I suppose to know if they are correct, but would like them to be. Also not the whole list is going to be **** and troll jokes, but that's just the stuff that people are submitting lately. would like to see some really great suggestions like #120 :biggrin.gif: That one is my favorite! Though if you can show me some wrong quotes and show me where the right ones are. then that would be cool of you to do :smile.gif:
EDIT: really though I agree with you... just that everyone could use a joke here and there. This is going to be a huge list so the possibles are 1/1000 to get any splash O.O I think that about a quarter will be troll jokes so then 1/750 >D
The most mature ones so far :tongue.gif:
LOL I saw that vid :3
The balls are inert
This means they don't work anymore?
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKINS!
DON'T ****ING STARE AT ME!
Lori... shut the **** up...
Yo dawg, I heard you like splashes...
*insert movie reference here*
When you see it, you'll **** bricks
Demotivator!
For more info, visit lemomparty.org
Don't liked it? MODS MODS MODS MODS
6 X 9 = 42!
And that's all my splashes... a to who gets the references of the 1st, 2nd, 5th and the last one!
HOMIE KNIGHTS OF THE OCTAGON TABLE UNITE!
Mashed potatoes smell good.
We are the knights that say NI!
The first is an Airplane! quote, and the last is a Monty Python quote.
Jesus Tacos!
1. That's a very nice house you've got there...
2. /give Honeydew 46 1
3. Low Resolution!
4. Made with poylgons!
5. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
6. "All these blocks just form this way"
7. Acheivement get! Diggy diggy hole
8. "You alright?"
9. "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"
10. Minecraft: Y U NO GET MO' CREATURES?
11. "WOOOOORLD HOLES"
12. less than 3
13. "Fire the port cannons!"
14. "YIPPPIE!!!"
15. "DOOOO. DOO HAS!"
16. "Hey, listen!"
17. "BONESTORM!!!"
18. "Leroy Jenkins!"
19. "Don't tase me bro!"
20. "Hadoken!"
21. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!"
22. "Shut up fo'!"
23. "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!"
24. "I've got blocks of steel"
25. "Eat **** and die"
26. "Falcon Punch!"
Thats all i got for now
And it is "Frankly MY dear" not "Frankly dear" just so you know.
(2)How many licks does it take...
(3)to blow up a creeper :biggrin.gif:
(4)Those damn spy-bunnies!
(5)Too Many Items!!
(6)Gotta Rape Them All...
(7)Wait... Where's Wal-Mart?
(8)I'm Doin' Your Mom
(9)I'm Stalkin' Your Mom
(10)Hey Everybody It's Chuggaaconroy!
(11)IN DA' BATHROOM!
(12)Rape The Like Button!
(13)ssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss
(14)Ummm...
(15)What's Up Doc?
(16)I Don't Do Mondays
(17)Big Booty B1T6H5
(18)Does This Creeper Make Me Look Fat?
(19)Gotta Go Faster Faster
(20)I'm Sticky R U!!
(21)p@55w0rd
(22)69 :biggrin.gif:
(23)WHAT!!! WHERE YOU GET TH... BOOM!
(24)I See Stupid People Reading Me!!!
(25)SSHHH... Be Very Very Quiet, I'm Hunting Piggies!
(26)*Happy Face*
(27)It's Not Supposed To Go At An Angle!
(28)AAEEYY OOHH Creepers KO
(29)Creeper:I Came To Blow Blow Blow
(30)Teebag His Ghast!
(31) <--- He Got Me Laid!
Next time don't quote the whole thread please :smile.gif:
Thx U all for these splashes! They will be added as soon as I can get them out :biggrin.gif: BTW all the crossed out splashes didn't make the cut to get on the list, sorry :sad.gif:
Notch is here.
Herobrine isn't here...
Epic sax guy!
Notch didn't add this sentence...
Those were the ones i could think of.
Captain:By who?
Scout:BY a lot of those darn skellies...and...and
Captain:And what
Scout:and...and...look...behind...you...!
Creeper:Thatsssssssssssssssssssssssssss right!
Captain:WTF!
*BOOOOOOM*
You Have My Sword, And My Bow, And My Axe!
One does not simply walk into the Nether.
Notch - Block This Way
I was here!
Now including creepers!
Free with every copy!
Insert splash here!
Too cool for school!
Epic!
Ninja!
The next splash is a lie!
The last splash was true!
Eye of the Creeper!
it'd be a ssssshame if anything were to happen to it ...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Pizza ****ing Christ!"
"Dost thou swing thy packaxe at me? I swing my pickaxe sir, but not at you sir." (Shakespeare joke)
"How many hits does it take to reach the cobblestone center of a stone block?" (Tootsie Roll Pop ad joke)
"No school, just Minecraft."
"The first step to recovery is admitting you're addicted, the second is playing more."
"Your clicks are my sustenance, I need them to survive."
"Dig straight down, lava can't hurt you."
"What do you call cheese made in Minecraft? Notch-O cheese!"
"If you close your eyes the creepers can't see you!"
"Knave! I wish gravel upon your head!"
"Squids, like gingers, don't have souls."
"Ghast from the past!"
"Spheres? Where we're going we don't NEED spheres!"
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!
"Its raining diamonds!HALLELUJAH!"
"When you see a chicken you gotta hit with a shovel....."
"Troollolololollolo...."
"I SEE WHAT YOU DID DAR"
"3 million sales!"
"WHO WAS PHONE?!"
"Cooler than a group of Bronies!"
"Notch,being badass since May 10th, 2009"
"Powered by redstone!"
Aaaaaaaaaand i'm done.
-Daniel Hardcastle
(OfficialNerdCubed)
"Mining is too mainstream."
"If you're bored, you're doing it wrong!"
"Too reach peek performance, close your 101 tabs of porn in the background."
"Bethesda is jelly..."
"Mojang; that is all.
"My friend gave me a diamond, I told him, "I don't want your haaaaaandouts!"; then, I threw it on the groooound!"
"Don't trust the system!"
"Now with Aether!"
"Play 'Stairway to Heaven' backwards!"
"Now with 'The Creatures'!"
"Penis Joke!"
"I'll harm you!!!!!!"
".retupmoc htiw dab m'I. sdrawkcab siht si yhW"
"It's better than getting shot in the face!"
"No voxels here!"
"This better not be cracked..."
"Is this real life?"
"Beta, cause' classic is for losers."
"Apples, not even once."
"It's like Fallout, without all the Fallout stuff."
"Smells better than your mum."
"'Fruit on the bottom, hope on top'- YoPlay" [Mitch Hedberg joke]
Thank you for your time <3
:biggrin.gif:
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