I'm hiding in the forest right now. I need someone to deal 9-1-1-VILLAGE fast before they find me. Oh, wait, let me rewind a little. Sadly, I don't have time to write this - I need to run. I'll just leave the Logger app so you get the idea. Please help!
DISPLAYING LOG 6/22/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
*pig_ambient sound*
*cow_walking sound*
[???] UGH! Wake up, Thomas, for Notch's sake! You're late to Villager School!
[Thomas] Oof... I don't want to go there... Why am I even going there, mom?
[Mom] Oh really? Did you know this village could have been twice as rich if it wasn't for the Stupid Librarian!
[Thomas] But there are just three librarians here: my teacher, my dad, and the mayor. Who are you referring to?
[Mom] There used to be 4, but the fourth was ejected from the village for good. His trades were so unbalanced, it crashed the economy! He broke in your teacher's library and stole a book about ores. Then, he gave it to the miner, in exchange for two stacks of emeralds. He sneaked out of the village and went to the neighboring village. He then contacted the only librarian and bought an infinite supply of Mending books and paper. And when he came back, he sold the papers for 64 emeralds each and the mending books for ONE emerald!!! That's why you need to go to trade school.
[Thomas] Well, I guess I have to. Bye.
*door_open sound*
*door_close sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*door_open sound*
*door_close sound*
*villager_sit_down sound*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] Finally, I'm here. Now time for a very boring lesson in the trade economy. Damnit!
LOG ENDED
REASON: AUTOMATIC END CONDITION FULFILLED
AEC: *villager_talking sound: "Hello, kids!"*
Looks like the first log ended... And worse, they've tracked down my location. Their troops are everywhere. I'm hiding in a tree now. I'll put on another log because I don't think the one I just showed you helped you understand.
DISPLAYING LOG 6/22/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
[???] Alright, school dismissed! Go home, villagers.
*villager_happy sound*
*villager_walking sound* X31
*door_open*
*pling_sound* X199
*villager_sad sound*
[Thomas] What is happening? Why did the alarms go off?
[Robotic Voice] ATTENTION STUDENTS. SCHOOL LOCKDOWN INBOUND. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. KEEP INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
[Thomas] What the Nether is happening here? What kind of lockdown is it? Why did the intercom go off?
[Intercom] HIDE--! *static noise* *crash* STUPID INTERCOM ANNOUNCER... YOUR TRADES ARE HORRIBLE! DIE! *villager_hurt* *villager_kill* ARE YOU HERE?
[Intercom] *different voice* YES, I WAS LOOTING THE CHESTS WITH NOTEBOOKS.
[Intercom] *original voice* LET'S CHECK THE REST OF THE SCHOOL. I HOPE THE STUDENT VILLAGERS HAVE BETTER TRADES.
[Intercom] *different voice* YEAH, I HOPE SO. I DON'T WANT MY VILLAGE REPUTATION TO GO OFF BECAUSE I KILL THEM AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
LOG ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
See, that was when they attacked us. I can see the troops down below. They have full enchanted diamond armor and an enchanted diamond sword... I can see them clearly now. They are PLAYERS. I knew this would happen one day... There's a FULL FACTION raiding my village. Let me start my voice recorder. Let's see... Automatically write, yes... And then... Perfect. Let me start it real quick.
VOICE RECORDER: LIVE WRITE, TIME 6/23/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY)
[???] The last villager must be here. Our leaders tried trading everyone else, and only found someone labeled "Mom".
[???] Yeah, but we must find the last villager fast. We can't get any words out from the "Mom" villager, and everyone else was killed. But I still don't understand our leaders' master plan.
[???] Well, isn't it clear? They're waiting for a zombie siege, so they can zombify the villager and then cure it. Our leaders say the villager trades for a magical item that can help them get unbreakable gear...
VOICE RECORDING ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
They're looking for my mom. What kind of tyrants are they, killing us over MENDING BOOKS? How rare are these? Well, I still don't think you understand. Let me start the next log.
DISPLAYING LOG 6/23/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
*villager_running sound*
*door_open*
*door_closed*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] Alright, I'm hiding in the closet. I'm just saying this so it's written in the logs. The raiding faction is on the hallways.
[Teacher] Can you shut the Nether up? You're loud, and the raiders may find us!
[Thomas] Sorry.
*door_locked sound*
*door_bust_open sound*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] They're in the neighboring classroom... oh no.
[???] FBI OPEN UP!
[???] But we're not from the FBI, we're raiders.
[???] Whatever. Where are you hiding at, villagers? Come on, I need y'all for our leader. Don't make me use harder methods...
*silence sound*
*explosion sound*
*villager_screaming sound*
[???] Do any of these villagers meet the standards our leaders provided, or do we have to dispose of them?
[???] Well, he said he wanted some Monkeying books, so I guess not.
[???] MENDING. Now, let's kill them.
*villager_hurt sound* X3
*villager_die*
LOG ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
It's almost nighttime now. Some troops went mining, whilst some were breaking, placing, breaking and placing gravel over and over again. What are they trying to do?
I will stop the logs for now, but if this post becomes more popular, I'll show more logs so that people will know what's going on.
I'm hiding in the forest right now. I need someone to deal 9-1-1-VILLAGE fast before they find me. Oh, wait, let me rewind a little. Sadly, I don't have time to write this - I need to run. I'll just leave the Logger app so you get the idea. Please help!
DISPLAYING LOG 6/22/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
*pig_ambient sound*
*cow_walking sound*
[???] UGH! Wake up, Thomas, for Notch's sake! You're late to Villager School!
[Thomas] Oof... I don't want to go there... Why am I even going there, mom?
[Mom] Oh really? Did you know this village could have been twice as rich if it wasn't for the Stupid Librarian!
[Thomas] But there are just three librarians here: my teacher, my dad, and the mayor. Who are you referring to?
[Mom] There used to be 4, but the fourth was ejected from the village for good. His trades were so unbalanced, it crashed the economy! He broke in your teacher's library and stole a book about ores. Then, he gave it to the miner, in exchange for two stacks of emeralds. He sneaked out of the village and went to the neighboring village. He then contacted the only librarian and bought an infinite supply of Mending books and paper. And when he came back, he sold the papers for 64 emeralds each and the mending books for ONE emerald!!! That's why you need to go to trade school.
[Thomas] Well, I guess I have to. Bye.
*door_open sound*
*door_close sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*villager_walking sound*
*door_open sound*
*door_close sound*
*villager_sit_down sound*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] Finally, I'm here. Now time for a very boring lesson in the trade economy. Damnit!
LOG ENDED
REASON: AUTOMATIC END CONDITION FULFILLED
AEC: *villager_talking sound: "Hello, kids!"*
Looks like the first log ended... And worse, they've tracked down my location. Their troops are everywhere. I'm hiding in a tree now. I'll put on another log because I don't think the one I just showed you helped you understand.
DISPLAYING LOG 6/22/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
[???] Alright, school dismissed! Go home, villagers.
*villager_happy sound*
*villager_walking sound* X31
*door_open*
*pling_sound* X199
*villager_sad sound*
[Thomas] What is happening? Why did the alarms go off?
[Robotic Voice] ATTENTION STUDENTS. SCHOOL LOCKDOWN INBOUND. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. KEEP INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
[Thomas] What the Nether is happening here? What kind of lockdown is it? Why did the intercom go off?
[Intercom] HIDE--! *static noise* *crash* STUPID INTERCOM ANNOUNCER... YOUR TRADES ARE HORRIBLE! DIE! *villager_hurt* *villager_kill* ARE YOU HERE?
[Intercom] *different voice* YES, I WAS LOOTING THE CHESTS WITH NOTEBOOKS.
[Intercom] *original voice* LET'S CHECK THE REST OF THE SCHOOL. I HOPE THE STUDENT VILLAGERS HAVE BETTER TRADES.
[Intercom] *different voice* YEAH, I HOPE SO. I DON'T WANT MY VILLAGE REPUTATION TO GO OFF BECAUSE I KILL THEM AND DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
LOG ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
See, that was when they attacked us. I can see the troops down below. They have full enchanted diamond armor and an enchanted diamond sword... I can see them clearly now. They are PLAYERS. I knew this would happen one day... There's a FULL FACTION raiding my village. Let me start my voice recorder. Let's see... Automatically write, yes... And then... Perfect. Let me start it real quick.
VOICE RECORDER: LIVE WRITE, TIME 6/23/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY)
[???] The last villager must be here. Our leaders tried trading everyone else, and only found someone labeled "Mom".
[???] Yeah, but we must find the last villager fast. We can't get any words out from the "Mom" villager, and everyone else was killed. But I still don't understand our leaders' master plan.
[???] Well, isn't it clear? They're waiting for a zombie siege, so they can zombify the villager and then cure it. Our leaders say the villager trades for a magical item that can help them get unbreakable gear...
VOICE RECORDING ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
They're looking for my mom. What kind of tyrants are they, killing us over MENDING BOOKS? How rare are these? Well, I still don't think you understand. Let me start the next log.
DISPLAYING LOG 6/23/2019 (MM/DD/YYYY) | SPEECH TO TEXT RENDER MODE ENABLED
*villager_running sound*
*door_open*
*door_closed*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] Alright, I'm hiding in the closet. I'm just saying this so it's written in the logs. The raiding faction is on the hallways.
[Teacher] Can you shut the Nether up? You're loud, and the raiders may find us!
[Thomas] Sorry.
*door_locked sound*
*door_bust_open sound*
[Thomas *whispering to himself*] They're in the neighboring classroom... oh no.
[???] FBI OPEN UP!
[???] But we're not from the FBI, we're raiders.
[???] Whatever. Where are you hiding at, villagers? Come on, I need y'all for our leader. Don't make me use harder methods...
*silence sound*
*explosion sound*
*villager_screaming sound*
[???] Do any of these villagers meet the standards our leaders provided, or do we have to dispose of them?
[???] Well, he said he wanted some Monkeying books, so I guess not.
[???] MENDING. Now, let's kill them.
*villager_hurt sound* X3
*villager_die*
LOG ENDED
REASON: MANUAL TURN OFF
It's almost nighttime now. Some troops went mining, whilst some were breaking, placing, breaking and placing gravel over and over again. What are they trying to do?
I will stop the logs for now, but if this post becomes more popular, I'll show more logs so that people will know what's going on.
Farewell.
(not photoshoped)