Seecret Friday Updates are something from a long time ago when Notch still worked on the game. There is no new Seecret Friday Update and if there was, people would find it pretty quickly and it would no longer be secret.
The Seecret friday updates are old additions never mentioned in the chat log when Notch was working on the game long time ago , they never bothered to remove the splash text though .
Being a nerd is nothing to be ashamed of. Nerds rule the world! Who invented the internet? Nerds. Who created personal computers and smart phones? Nerds. Who made every video game you've ever played and ever will? Still nerds. Who sent probes to distant planets? Nerds, nerds and more nerds! I'm a nerd and I'm proud.
Seecret Friday Updates are something from a long time ago when Notch still worked on the game. There is no new Seecret Friday Update and if there was, people would find it pretty quickly and it would no longer be secret.