DISCLAIMER FOR THE OVERLY-SENSITIVE: This is satire, a form of humor - it's not meant to personally insult you if you happen to use these terms. No need to go all emo on us. If you don't find it funny, feel free to move along to another post.
OK, here's my Rage Post of the Day! GRRRRRR!!!
The most overused, stupid sayings and topics used in the Minecraft forums...
If you still use these - don't:
1. Just sayin'
Nothing screams to the world, “I’m an immature little puss whose balls haven’t dropped yet!” more than ending a sentence with Just sayin’. This is nothing more than a cowardly cop-out after you try to insult someone - you are supposedly telling them the hard truth, but then begging them not to hit you in the face for doing so. Grow a pair and actually just say it without verbally flinching.
2. Fail
Funny the first million times it was used, it is now the single most overused word on the internet. Pointing out an obvious failure by saying FAIL is really just a self-declaration to the world that you have failed at life, common sense and most importantly, original thought.
3. This
So, you have nothing to contribute to the thread or to society in general? Just quote someone else, say This. and then regurgitate their point. Oh, and please don’t mess up my order next time I ask for no onions.
4. Epic
Almost as overused as fail. Everything in the entire world now is epic, except for the idiots who use the word epic to describe everything in the entire world. For bonus douche-points use epic and fail together.
5. LOL
An oldie, but still a goodie. Keyboards should be required to have an audio sensor that detects laughter and then shocks the !#$@ out of you if you didn’t actually laugh out loud when you type LOL. If you didn’t actually laugh out loud, then do what really happened - STFU.
OK, so there's the Top Five - it's up to you guys to come up with the rest. What overused phrases do you guys see the most around here? RAGE ON!!!
ADDED BY YOU:
6. Anything to do with Herobrine
Come on, really? Is there anyone who actually still thinks made up stories about Herobrine are entertaining? Give it a rest. Even if you actually came up with some clever new angle, as soon as we see the word Herobrine we are 100% out. It's wasted effort.
7. Cool story bro
I don't know how I missed this one, it should probably be number five or higher. It seems especially popular on this forum over others I visit. More pointless than the pointless post it is trying to make fun of.
8. Creepers want hugz or Creepers gunna creep
I actually think it can be clever and funny when you substitute the word creepers into another more common and generic catch-phrase, but these two have already been beaten to death. Go out there and find a new one to introduce and call your own!
9. tl;dr
Have the attention span of a squirrel? Left your Ritalin at home? Flunked out of the Center for Children Who Can't Read So Good And Stuff? Instead of spending half your day trying to sit still and read more than a paragraph, just use humor to try and deflect the fact that you are illiterate by typing tl;dr.
10. You're a troll
This has become the go-to thing to say when someone doesn't agree with someone else's opinion. "You're a troll." "This is a troll post." "Trollololololol." "Get under my bridge." etc etc. This is a lose-lose situation for you. If the person is a troll, then you are feeding the troll and spamming the forums. You fail Internet Noob 101 Class. If the person isn't a troll, then YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF THE TROLL. Please google the word troll before you use it - there's a 90% chance you are using it wrong.
11. This game's in beta (alpha)
This one cuts both ways, to Fanbois and Notch-Stalkers alike. A.) Everyone paid money for this game knowing that it isn't finished and is going to have problems. You have complained about other games in the past, but this time YOU ARE LITERALLY PAYING TO BETA-TEST THE GAME. Tell all you friends you finally did it. If you are upset that things aren't working correctly, you have no one to blame but yourself. 2.) A game being in beta doesn't mean it get's a free pass from all of it's problems - the whole point of it being in beta and us paying to playtest is that we are supposed to discuss the problems the game is having. "This Game's in Beta!" is on the official seal of the the Minecraft Apologists and Fanboys Club. No one is allowed to type the word "beta" in these forums from now on or Notch said he will move it back to Alpha.
MOST EPIC FAIL OF ALL:
USING THESE IN YOUR RESPONSE BELOW. 7 attempts on the first page alone...
This is a really stupid post. It's insulting a lot of people. (Pretty sure that'd be against forum rules...flaming?) And you're being nothing but a troll.
I might just shadow any posts you make, and look for you saying lol in any of them.
This is a really stupid post. It's insulting a lot of people. (Pretty sure that'd be against forum rules...flaming?) And you're being nothing but a troll.
I might just shadow any posts you make, and look for you saying lol in any of them.
To each his own, but it's just a form of humor - not insults meant to be taken seriously. You might want to Google "satire".
BTW, you should also Google "troll" while you are at it.
This has become the go-to thing to say when someone doesn't agree with someone else's opinion. "You're a troll." "This is a troll post." "Trollololololol." "Get under my bridge." etc etc. You're not cool for saying this. You're not funny. You're FAR from original. You're no better than the person you're accusing of being a troll, even if that person is actually a troll. If the person was a troll, then you're feeding him and spamming the forums. If the person was not a troll, then you, yourself, are the troll. Either way, YOU LOSE!
This should be #1 on your list.
Why, even the post above me is guilty of it!
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And you're being nothing but a troll.
Stop accusing everybody of being a troll! Like I said, even if you're right, you're only feeding them, so what good are you doing? Bumping his thread up to the top of the forum is really gonna show him, huh? Think things through!
This thread probably should be moved to the off-topic forum, or forum discussion.
Oh, also, since I can sense that someone is going to quote me and say it, I'll say this:
Inb4 "umadbro?"
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It is annoying as hell when you take an hour to write a well written opinion and asshole go tl;dr.
Tl;dr cool epic fail story bro, I loled at the stupidity of your epic fail, Not this at all, go hug a creeper you troll Btw off topic: anyone else seen herobrine? Just sayin
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MOST EPIC FAIL OF ALL:
USING THESE IN YOUR RESPONSE BELOW.
2. Fail
Funny the first million times it was used, it is now the single most overused word on the internet. Pointing out an obvious failure by saying FAIL is really just a self-declaration to the world that you have failed at life, common sense and most importantly, original thought.
LOL Creepers gonna creep. This was a cool story bro, but it was tl;dr.
Epic Fail. Just Sayin'
In all seriousness though, none of these are specific to the minecraft forums, save for the creepers and herobrine. All of these sayings, memes, whatever, plague almost every corner of every forum/website. Welcome to the internet.
OK, here's my Rage Post of the Day! GRRRRRR!!!
The most overused, stupid sayings and topics used in the Minecraft forums...
If you still use these - don't:
1. Just sayin'
Nothing screams to the world, “I’m an immature little puss whose balls haven’t dropped yet!” more than ending a sentence with Just sayin’. This is nothing more than a cowardly cop-out after you try to insult someone - you are supposedly telling them the hard truth, but then begging them not to hit you in the face for doing so. Grow a pair and actually just say it without verbally flinching.
2. Fail
Funny the first million times it was used, it is now the single most overused word on the internet. Pointing out an obvious failure by saying FAIL is really just a self-declaration to the world that you have failed at life, common sense and most importantly, original thought.
3. This
So, you have nothing to contribute to the thread or to society in general? Just quote someone else, say This. and then regurgitate their point. Oh, and please don’t mess up my order next time I ask for no onions.
4. Epic
Almost as overused as fail. Everything in the entire world now is epic, except for the idiots who use the word epic to describe everything in the entire world. For bonus douche-points use epic and fail together.
5. LOL
An oldie, but still a goodie. Keyboards should be required to have an audio sensor that detects laughter and then shocks the !#$@ out of you if you didn’t actually laugh out loud when you type LOL. If you didn’t actually laugh out loud, then do what really happened - STFU.
OK, so there's the Top Five - it's up to you guys to come up with the rest. What overused phrases do you guys see the most around here? RAGE ON!!!
ADDED BY YOU:
6. Anything to do with Herobrine
Come on, really? Is there anyone who actually still thinks made up stories about Herobrine are entertaining? Give it a rest. Even if you actually came up with some clever new angle, as soon as we see the word Herobrine we are 100% out. It's wasted effort.
7. Cool story bro
I don't know how I missed this one, it should probably be number five or higher. It seems especially popular on this forum over others I visit. More pointless than the pointless post it is trying to make fun of.
8. Creepers want hugz or Creepers gunna creep
I actually think it can be clever and funny when you substitute the word creepers into another more common and generic catch-phrase, but these two have already been beaten to death. Go out there and find a new one to introduce and call your own!
9. tl;dr
Have the attention span of a squirrel? Left your Ritalin at home? Flunked out of the Center for Children Who Can't Read So Good And Stuff? Instead of spending half your day trying to sit still and read more than a paragraph, just use humor to try and deflect the fact that you are illiterate by typing tl;dr.
10. You're a troll
This has become the go-to thing to say when someone doesn't agree with someone else's opinion. "You're a troll." "This is a troll post." "Trollololololol." "Get under my bridge." etc etc. This is a lose-lose situation for you. If the person is a troll, then you are feeding the troll and spamming the forums. You fail Internet Noob 101 Class. If the person isn't a troll, then YOU JUST MADE YOURSELF THE TROLL. Please google the word troll before you use it - there's a 90% chance you are using it wrong.
11. This game's in beta (alpha)
This one cuts both ways, to Fanbois and Notch-Stalkers alike. A.) Everyone paid money for this game knowing that it isn't finished and is going to have problems. You have complained about other games in the past, but this time YOU ARE LITERALLY PAYING TO BETA-TEST THE GAME. Tell all you friends you finally did it. If you are upset that things aren't working correctly, you have no one to blame but yourself. 2.) A game being in beta doesn't mean it get's a free pass from all of it's problems - the whole point of it being in beta and us paying to playtest is that we are supposed to discuss the problems the game is having. "This Game's in Beta!" is on the official seal of the the Minecraft Apologists and Fanboys Club. No one is allowed to type the word "beta" in these forums from now on or Notch said he will move it back to Alpha.
MOST EPIC FAIL OF ALL:
USING THESE IN YOUR RESPONSE BELOW.
7 attempts on the first page alone...
good job, mods, good job
You must have a sixth sense for avoiding troll posts. It is pretty standard format for them to end in "Just sayin".
eg "What if Notch has run off to the Bahamas? Just sayin'"
As OP said it is incredibly passive aggressive.
How did you miss this one?!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=343450&start=240
You are right, I can't believe I missed this one!!!
Haters...
Nullum beneficium inpune stat.
It is annoying as hell when you take an hour to write a well written opinion and asshole go tl;dr.
I might just shadow any posts you make, and look for you saying lol in any of them.
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To each his own, but it's just a form of humor - not insults meant to be taken seriously. You might want to Google "satire".
BTW, you should also Google "troll" while you are at it.
This has become the go-to thing to say when someone doesn't agree with someone else's opinion. "You're a troll." "This is a troll post." "Trollololololol." "Get under my bridge." etc etc. You're not cool for saying this. You're not funny. You're FAR from original. You're no better than the person you're accusing of being a troll, even if that person is actually a troll. If the person was a troll, then you're feeding him and spamming the forums. If the person was not a troll, then you, yourself, are the troll. Either way, YOU LOSE!
This should be #1 on your list.
Why, even the post above me is guilty of it!
Stop accusing everybody of being a troll! Like I said, even if you're right, you're only feeding them, so what good are you doing? Bumping his thread up to the top of the forum is really gonna show him, huh? Think things through!
This thread probably should be moved to the off-topic forum, or forum discussion.
Oh, also, since I can sense that someone is going to quote me and say it, I'll say this:
Inb4 "umadbro?"
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Tl;dr cool epic fail story bro, I loled at the stupidity of your epic fail, Not this at all, go hug a creeper you troll Btw off topic: anyone else seen herobrine? Just sayin
14. Notch is lazy!I demand more updates!
plz, bro, plz.
Oh the irony...
Epic Fail. Just Sayin'
In all seriousness though, none of these are specific to the minecraft forums, save for the creepers and herobrine. All of these sayings, memes, whatever, plague almost every corner of every forum/website. Welcome to the internet.
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You get for paying attention... :tongue.gif:
Nice one - that will have to be last, though!