While yes i know there is the serious RP thread "shades of X RP", you gotta admit it has WAY too many pages and goes too fast, or too slow. This thread is basically any short, quick RPs that are basically like a short skit. -----
Ya like to RP but tired of having to be chained to it until it ends? Well here is your solution! 1 page RPs basically are like any RP, but only last 1 page! Forget EPIC storys, those are bleh anyways and arent as fun!
Rules-
1. You CANT go more than 1 page, if you do hit page end THAT fast, please have a random nuke that kills everyone...
2. please dont complicate things as it is only 1 page you can go here!
3. no "series" of RPs for the love of science
4.anything goes, but no god powa okay? God powa means no fun for the other guys you know!
So lets start! Im a drunk guy with a fire axe! I bust into a house yelling nonsense.
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Magic have a bigger priority than Technology when it comes to combat, but Mining and Crafting a bigger priority to Magic.
[taxi, its not in that format, its a RP, or you make some character you are and act out what that character you are is, for exampole your a morbidably obese guy who sets itself on fire cuz it cant stand being fat.]
I countinue to break valubles in the house while yelling "THIS HOUSE IS CURSED!!!"
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Magic have a bigger priority than Technology when it comes to combat, but Mining and Crafting a bigger priority to Magic.
~ Zuriki is a posh-gentlemen in a top hat. Zuriki is alarmed by the intoxicated, axe-wielding, madman! But politely offers a glass of fine wine... though it hardly seems appropriate.
Suddenly, a third man walks down the stairwell. Racheter is an indian technical support guy, wearing a steroetypical turban. Then he speaks; "Hello, what operating system is being currently used?"
*enters a man in a suit.*
I am here under order of bill gates. i will pay you $5'000
to never use Mac's or say anything good about Mac's ever.
here is our bank number
*leaves*
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Your friendly neighborhood dragon. Don't be scared, I won't bite!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
I, the small indian man, calmly walks up to the crazed man. After I am 2 inches from your face, I slap you (the crazed axe man, sorry about that), while yelling; "MAC IS BABIES!"
"But you didn't hit me with your axe, now did you?" With this one qoute, I confound your crazed brain, and walk slowly backwards, as I watch the sparks fly out of your ears...
"OOOHHHH!!!" The crazed axeman yells, were he starts having a temper tantrum, crying and yelling "**** **** MOTHER ****ER I HATE YOU MOTHER ****ER!" over and over while rolling on the ground.
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Magic have a bigger priority than Technology when it comes to combat, but Mining and Crafting a bigger priority to Magic.
I then burst in from a window, but get tons of glass shards in my body and start to bleed.
I grab The axe out of Bill Gates body and throw it at Racheter for blowing up the crazed axe-man's mind.
"Never harm the mad or stupid! They are just mad or stupid, so you can only blame their madness or stupidity for them being mad or stupid!" I yell.
I then laugh at you because you are about to be killed with an axe, but then faint of blood loss from my glass shard cuts.
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Ya like to RP but tired of having to be chained to it until it ends? Well here is your solution! 1 page RPs basically are like any RP, but only last 1 page!
Forget EPIC storys, those are bleh anyways and arent as fun!Rules-
1. You CANT go more than 1 page, if you do hit page end THAT fast, please have a random nuke that kills everyone...
2. please dont complicate things as it is only 1 page you can go here!
3. no "series" of RPs for the love of science
4.anything goes, but no god powa okay? God powa means no fun for the other guys you know!
So lets start! Im a drunk guy with a fire axe! I bust into a house yelling nonsense.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
I countinue to break valubles in the house while yelling "THIS HOUSE IS CURSED!!!"
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
Zuriki is alarmed by the intoxicated, axe-wielding, madman! But politely offers a glass of fine wine... though it hardly seems appropriate.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
I am here under order of bill gates. i will pay you $5'000
to never use Mac's or say anything good about Mac's ever.
here is our bank number
*leaves*
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n
I grab The axe out of Bill Gates body and throw it at Racheter for blowing up the crazed axe-man's mind.
"Never harm the mad or stupid! They are just mad or stupid, so you can only blame their madness or stupidity for them being mad or stupid!" I yell.
I then laugh at you because you are about to be killed with an axe, but then faint of blood loss from my glass shard cuts.
Much to everyone's surprise.
facepalm of the month- dra6o0n