We here at the Minecraft Forum take Minecraft very seriously. We are serious about our community, we are serious about our forum, we are serious about our favorite game. We are seriously sorry for not being more serious on this seriously normal day. To make up for this sub-par attempt at puerile humor, we will immediately make amends with the following changes to the forum:
Sacheverell will only post news about game updates
All sections of the forum will have the prefix "serious" attached, to show our commitment to seriousness
Forum moderators will now have a minimum quota of infractions per day to give out (meaning, they will have to give out infractions to stay above the minimum limit), to demonstrate seriousness
Forum admins will now have a minimum quota of bans per day
The following actions are now infraction-worthy:
Misspelling words
Incorrect grammar
Whimsy
Fun
Jokes
Talking about games other than Minecraft
Complaining about the new policies
Making fun of anything
Embedded videos
Creating new threads
Posting in existing threads
Correct spelling
Cats will no longer be discussed in any section of the forum
We know these changes - which are in line with our vision of the perfect forum - will please 100% of our users. We are committed to making sure every single person is satisfied, and we will not stop changing things around until this goal is met.
Shouldn't there be a policy against creating new threads instead of nerco-ing old ones to cut down on the thread count? (I'm sure there's a linen joke in there somewhere...)
Ha, ha, ha! VERY funny! Uh, oh: I just posted something! Somebody arrest me, please!
If you're REALLY that crazy about seriousness, do us all a favor: GET RID OF THE ANNOYING SOUND EFFECTS ON MINECRAFT THAT SOUND LIKE A VILLAGER WITH HEAD TRAUMA! Seriously!
Oh my goodness, I've just been waiting for these new rules to be in place ever since I joined the forums! Thank you so much, I'm sure everyone will be much happier with the additional seriousness.
* Kalman98 does a little happy dance...
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May the ores be with you.
Yes, I'm one of these guys: If I say something that offends you or just seems wrong, please let me know. I was almost certainly just making a joke or a pun, or something really dumb like that, and didn't mean anything by it. Don't take anything I say too seriously!
Oh my goodness, I've just been waiting for these new rules to be in place ever since I joined the forums! Thank you so much, I'm sure everyone will be much happier with the additional seriousness.
You must realize that this means that I must now post a misspelled word on every one of my posts, just to soak up some of that quota. So... without further ado my word of this post is... mischpelling!
Ha, ha, ha! VERY funny! Uh, oh: I just posted something! Somebody arrest me, please!
If you're REALLY that crazy about seriousness, do us all a favor: GET RID OF THE ANNOYING SOUND EFFECTS ON MINECRAFT THAT SOUND LIKE A VILLAGER WITH HEAD TRAUMA! Seriously!
I did too! Those sound effects are going to make ME get head trauma if I listen to them anymore! XD
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Well, this means we cant talk about cats anymore.
Which reminds me, I just Tamed a cat. Named her Dog.
She seems to like my bed a lot, and always goes in the water.
Strange.
We know these changes - which are in line with our vision of the perfect forum - will please 100% of our users. We are committed to making sure every single person is satisfied, and we will not stop changing things around until this goal is met.
Also, enjoy your villagers.
I have to know - what is it like to never laugh? XD
Please, give them to me.
If you're REALLY that crazy about seriousness, do us all a favor: GET RID OF THE ANNOYING SOUND EFFECTS ON MINECRAFT THAT SOUND LIKE A VILLAGER WITH HEAD TRAUMA! Seriously!
* Kalman98 does a little happy dance...
May the ores be with you.
Yes, I'm one of these guys: If I say something that offends you or just seems wrong, please let me know. I was almost certainly just making a joke or a pun, or something really dumb like that, and didn't mean anything by it. Don't take anything I say too seriously!
You monster.
Rules --
Broke tem again.
Cats. Woops. Again!
Woo! Fun! Broke them AGAIN!
I love the new serious forums.
I did too! Those sound effects are going to make ME get head trauma if I listen to them anymore! XD
Which reminds me, I just Tamed a cat. Named her Dog.
She seems to like my bed a lot, and always goes in the water.
Strange.
Anyhow, did any of you tame a cat recently, too?
That is correct. You will be issued an infraction for posting.